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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 2/27/2006 11:03:54 PM EST
An old Amish farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From
morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he
got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow
a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in
the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began
to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.

Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a
sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the
back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something
rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen
for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached
him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer
about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer,
and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always
shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say
something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd
nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
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Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:28:48 AM EST
The world needs more mules.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:51:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By CAAAwarfighter:
The world needs more mules.









Link Posted: 2/28/2006 3:38:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 3:39:09 AM EST by Javak]
Can I at least rent it for a day? I got some ... errhhh... plowing to do.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:26:05 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:27:39 AM EST
rofl.
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