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Posted: 9/30/2004 3:50:38 AM EST
www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3047052a4560,00.html


A man who believed he was a pirate at sea when he was actually a prisoner in the Dunedin police cells has been admitted to Dunedin Hospital after his drug-induced pyschosis failed to wear off.

The man was found naked on the roof of a South Dunedin building at 10am on Sunday and taken to the Dunedin Police Station.

Police inquiries have revealed that on Saturday the man drank the juice of a garden plant, a substance which is a Class A drug, Senior Sergeant Steve Aitken said.

While in custody he appeared to believe he was a pirate at sea and was using a rolled-up magazine as a telescope.




HAHAHA.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:53:52 AM EST
My hero.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:59:17 AM EST
New Zealanders...what can I say...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 4:03:21 AM EST
A couple kids die here every year doing that shit. Its some local plant I cant remember.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 4:06:47 AM EST
ARRRRRGH!! Shiver me timbers! Yo ho blow the man down!
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 10:34:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 7:58:51 PM EST by HardShell]
Did he look anything like...



...
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 10:46:19 PM EST
Did he claim to belong to a Dodgeball team?
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 10:48:44 PM EST
Who's to say... maybe the guy really is a pirate.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:31:25 PM EST
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me - We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack

Drink up me hearties, yo ho Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me We kindle and char inflame and ignite

Drink up me hearties, yo ho We burn up the city we're really a fright

Drink up me hearties, yo ho We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves

Drink up me hearties yo ho We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads

Drink up me hearties, yo ho Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads

Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:43:29 PM EST
Damn crazy kiwis... what are they gonna be up to next?

I bet one is going to get drugged up and think his country is worth two shits.





- BG
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:47:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Spade:
www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3047052a4560,00.html

A man who believed he was a pirate at sea when he was actually a prisoner in the Dunedin police cells has been admitted to Dunedin Hospital after his drug-induced pyschosis failed to wear off.

The man was found naked on the roof of a South Dunedin building at 10am on Sunday and taken to the Dunedin Police Station.

Police inquiries have revealed that on Saturday the man drank the juice of a garden plant, a substance which is a Class A drug, Senior Sergeant Steve Aitken said.

While in custody he appeared to believe he was a pirate at sea and was using a rolled-up magazine as a telescope.



YAY!!! I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM!!!
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:48:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Damn crazy kiwis... what are they gonna be up to next?



Isn't Peter Jackson in front of a microphone somewhere still thanking them for something?...
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:51:52 PM EST
lol
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:58:38 PM EST
Rupert?!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:07:33 AM EST
Makes you wonder what kind of garden he had.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:25:11 AM EST
Group buy on plant seeds!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:27:50 AM EST
fukker stole my idea.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:37:55 AM EST
"The Angry Pirate"

The next time your wife/girlfriend is blowing you, pull it out, shoot your load in her eye (one eye only), then kick her in the shin really hard. She will come limping after you really pissed off, covering one eye. Arrrrrrgh.


Balming
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:22:46 AM EST
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhh
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