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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/31/2005 5:34:17 AM EDT
Inspired by another thread . . .

You is bein watched
Got my black rifle set up

Damn big catfish there!
Just swimming down Canal Street

Only eat MREs
Superdome toilets don't work
Couldn't poop no-how

Okay folks, don't flame, just trying to find a little humor in a very dark situation . . .
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 5:35:38 AM EDT
Lawman gone
must rise above
Needs me a 'fo-tee
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 5:48:35 AM EDT
Hip deep in water
Tired of being oppressed yo
Going to Wal-Mart
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 5:57:12 AM EDT
Must survive the flood
Gots to feeds all my chilrens
Look at my new shoes
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 5:57:35 AM EDT
aint gonna do no
evacuation for me
shit! water's rising!
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:03:20 AM EDT
phuck the superdome
cant bring any booze nor crack
Help!Stranded on roof!
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:11:01 AM EDT
and lastly..

Sewers all backed up
Turds floating everywhere
Wait ! Those are looters
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:20:48 AM EDT
I sit down and watch
How the Mississipi flows
Over Chartres* street

Plaquemines* Parish
How gracefully swims the shark
Around the chimneys

Watered-down Bourbon
It smelled like piss anyway
It needed a wash

The flowers don't bloom
Nor do the musicians play
Briny Jackson Square

Pontchartrain*, Moisant*
Unpronouncable? Who cares.
They're gone anyway.

Mardi Gras cometh
Beads, beer, breasts, Bourbon, beignets*
Will they need SCUBA?

(*pronounced, respectively, charter, plack-uh-men, pon-chuh-train, moys-ant, bun-yays)
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:21:12 AM EDT
water up to my ass
where can i go pee and poo
town one big piss troph
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:24:19 AM EDT
Wal-Mart looted pizza
7-11 ATM
Shit flows downhill yo
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:28:28 AM EDT
Storm, wind, and water
The city is under siege
Blacks have new TVs
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:33:24 AM EDT
Levee is broken
Police are looting the stores
Can I use your car?

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 7:11:00 AM EDT

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 7:23:34 AM EDT
City is under water
lots of destruction

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