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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:17:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2005 12:18:59 AM EDT by sgtar15]
Sarge needs your help.  It involves the pie....well, more imporantantly, the icecream ON the pie.   You see, there was this pie fight at my place (it started between the pie and the icecream)  And as you know with any pie fight no matter how hard you try to stay out of it you get hit with crust and ice-shit even though you had no part in the pie fight to begin with!

Now the pie is bitter lemon pie and I got shit on me!


I only wanted pie when I got married....I don't remember asking for it "a-la-mode".

So now WTF do I do?

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:20:52 AM EDT
Are you using metaphores?

Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:20:56 AM EDT
Im not sure, Id get pissed and punch a hole in the wall.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:25:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Im not sure, Id get pissed and punch a hole in the wall.




I tried that.....pies are amazingly soft and do little damage to walls.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:25:08 AM EDT
Shower. Brillo.  


NOW!
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:25:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
Are you using metaphores?





Is that a loud mouthed girl in Tijuanuana?

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:26:03 AM EDT
Treat them both like "WARM APPLE PIE"
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:28:51 AM EDT
Vagisil
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:30:10 AM EDT
I think the easiest way to rectify the situation is to lick it off. That is what I do if it is feasible.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:40:36 AM EDT
I don't know, I had my fill of pie earlier tonight...
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:42:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dukota:
I don't know, I had my fill of pie earlier tonight...



Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:43:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bullethead:
I think the easiest way to rectify the situation is to lick it off. .



I don't do chocolate pies.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 1:00:44 AM EDT
shake it and see if it will get off that way.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 1:17:36 AM EDT
You sure it isn't cheese on your pie?
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 1:20:17 AM EDT
vanillia is good but you should be so close minded
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 1:33:57 AM EDT
Georgy Porgy puddin' pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Georgy Porgy puddin' pie
Kissed the girls, yeah

Oh, oh, kissed the girls, um-hmm...
La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, oh, oh...


Link Posted: 1/10/2005 2:16:24 AM EDT
Thanks Sarge, I read your posts on Arfcom because then I know there is at least one person who is more mentally fucked up than me!!

Thanks for making me feel almost normal. BTW if your talking about 'Cream' Pie, you have my sympathy.....
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 2:25:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:
Treat them both like "WARM APPLE PIE"



good one...
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