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Posted: 10/29/2006 7:54:11 PM EDT
I posted about it a while back, I guess management decided it sucked:
"Safety doesn't cost; safety is priceless." I guess they did not like my first entry: Work safe, or YOUR FIRED! with a pic of Donald Trump in the background. They stole and implimented my other entry a month ago, and turned it into a retention bonus: "Safety Pays: Be Lost Time Accident free for a year and get a 25% bonus." I liked that one, except it is about 7%, with half paid every month, and the other half paid every November IF you stick around that long. Better than a sharp stick in the eye. What would you suggest as a safety slogan? |
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Maybe because your spelling sucks. |
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ok, 'you're" fired! It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Perhaps so, if my boss was on the Safety Committee. Someone remarked last summer that a rainfall was good for the fires burning in the area. He rolled his eyes in disbelief, saying, "What are you talking about? Water is BAD for fire." I need to be more precise in my language, but I catch him too. |
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When your inner voice says "If you do this, you're gonna get fucked up"...listen to it.
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Death before Dismemberment!
Death and Taxes...Just say NO! Hey eveybody! WATCH THIS....from a safe distance. |
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If you're not pedantic about safety, then just be at least really aware of safety.
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That is too cool! Laughing my ass off on that one. |
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What kind of safe?
A tisket, a tasket a condom, or a casket... |
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The quote was seen scrawled on the access door of a 13,000 volt interior substation switch in permanent marker. |
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"Don't fuck up and cost us a bunch of money. We don't give a shit about you, but lawyers will bleed us dry."
I like honest business signs. Think it'll win? |
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Rule number one: you don't talk about safety.
Rule number two: you don't talk about safety. |
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I thought profit was the third step with collect underpants as the first. |
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That reminds me of one I came up with when I worked for the railroad: Uphill slow, Downhill fast, Tonnage first, Safety last. I don't know why I didn't win anything. |
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You cant spell Safety without a Why.....Because you're a clumsy SOB
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You got that right. It’s not about safety, it’s about the dollars. |
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Sounds about right to me |
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That is exactly what I think anytime I hear the word "safety" coming out of the management's mouth. |
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From A Harry Connick jr. song;
"Saftey's just danger, out of place" |
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Safety: Because you can't give the shocker if you're missing two fingers. |
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Here is one from the railroads that you could submit:
"When in doubt, take the safe route" That one always kills me. However, they also have the benefit of a ten pound rule book that ensures that if you EVER get hurt that you violated a rule and can be terminated. SBG |
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Safety....it means more than helping a cornerback cover the pass.
No Expert |
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Safety, it's your job.......not mine.
Be safe or you don't get a jacket. People don't start fires, burning fire panels do. Slogans make you safe. Be safe or the terrorists will win. Disability retirement: it could start sooner than you think. |
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It's a winner! No Expert |
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Safety begins with me,
Safety, take it one step at a time, Think safety, plan safety, work safely! Just a few in my head. |
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Jesus H Christ, some of you guys can't even SPELL 'safety'. Pogo, If you happen to win this contest with a slogan contributed by an ARFCOMMER, you must purchase two bronze memberships. One for yourself, and one for some deserving poor member. Here's my suggestion: "Be Safe: Because Hospital Bills and Worker's Comp Hurt Our Bottom Line" |
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