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Posted: 8/5/2002 6:40:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 7:21:14 AM EST
hohoho...surprised you can see well enough to type. How long till they remove the cast on your arm?...
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 7:41:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 8:09:30 AM EST
Wives and sarcasm are a dangerous mix. They often don't get it.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 8:09:47 AM EST
Hey! That was really funny! Congratulate yourself on having a witty comeback and a flawless delivery. I usually think of my comebacks about 15 minutes later while I am reloading. (That might have sounded really bad) I meant reloading fired brass cases, not magazines.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 8:13:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 8:17:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By Torf: I usually think of my comebacks about 15 minutes later while I am reloading. (That might have sounded really bad) I meant reloading fired brass cases, not magazines.
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Can I sell you one of those "Keep yappin' woman. I'm reloading." bumperstickers???? [}:D]
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 8:22:22 AM EST
The "correct" reply to that statement she made is; "that's not a drive, it's a putt." Preferably made while you are already up and moving for the door, not to come back in for quite a while....... Crash.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 8:32:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 8:37:53 AM EST
I give you Kudos for even saying and living to tell about it. Have to admit it was funny though.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 9:40:46 PM EST
Shit, you guys are freakin amatuers! Have you never had the "Does this make my ass look too big?" line pulled on you? No, dear, it's impossible to make your ass look any bigger. No, dear, no one has an ass bigger than you. No, dear, I love women with big asses. No, dear, my truck is a full one ton. No, dear, your ass will never be as big as your mouth. Yes, I am divorced w/o a current girlfriend. >gg<
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 10:29:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By BobCole: Shit, you guys are freakin amatuers! Have you never had the "Does this make my ass look too big?" line pulled on you? No, dear, it's impossible to make your ass look any bigger. No, dear, no one has an ass bigger than you. No, dear, I love women with big asses. No, dear, my truck is a full one ton. No, dear, your ass will never be as big as your mouth. Yes, I am divorced w/o a current girlfriend. >gg<
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Here we have a man with iron balls.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 10:41:45 PM EST
How about this, "Honey, I don't know what your problem is with the housework. Hell, my mother worked way harder than you raising us three boys."
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 11:09:51 PM EST
Probably the worst thing I ever did was teach my wife how to punch correctly. I'll never have a bruise-free life again. But it's so worth it!!! [:D]
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 11:11:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 11:41:36 PM EST
Here's one that got me really good. "Honey, can you cook like my mother? She is such a good cook!" Reply, "Then move back in with your mother!" No love for a week.
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 3:20:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 3:47:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/6/2002 3:48:08 AM EST by fijfi]
Originally Posted By Torf: I usually think of my comebacks about 15 minutes later.
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Man the sux, doesn't it. I seem to do this all the time. But when you, actually do think of something witty to say, it usually shocks everyone within earshot. [:D] Jamie
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