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Posted: 10/12/2004 5:28:48 PM EDT
I have been eating some shrimp for dinner - and part of one of the shells is stuck in my throat. Nothing toally serious, but it hurts like hell, eating bread won't clear it, gulping water won't clear it, and neither will caughing like a dog.

I need me throat cleared up now. Any suggestions?

PLEASE respond.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:30:01 PM EDT
Tannerite?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:30:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blackjack272:
I have been eating some shrimp for dinner - and part of one of the shells is stuck in my throat. Nothing toally serious, but it hurts like hell, eating bread won't clear it, gulping water won't clear it, and neither will caughing like a dog.

I need me throat cleared up now. Any suggestions?

PLEASE respond.



Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:30:19 PM EDT
Ban shrimp, do it for the throats.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:31:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Tannerite?



With all do respect, you disloyal, fool-ass bitch-made punk.

BUMP, dammit!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:31:35 PM EDT
Deep throat your boyfriend?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:32:02 PM EDT
I will strangle your ass with a friggin chair. This is no joke.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:32:32 PM EDT
Get to a doctor. Why are you wasting time here?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:32:50 PM EDT
Plumber's snake?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:32:59 PM EDT
Eat bread.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:33:35 PM EDT
Emergency Room, forceps.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:33:37 PM EDT
Because it is just mild pain - I am still breathing, able to talk, bitch and moan.

Will bagels work any better?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:33:57 PM EDT
Stick your finger down your throat till you puke.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:34:51 PM EDT
Doc time now
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:34:53 PM EDT
Peanut butter
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:35:20 PM EDT
Give it time. Let the macrophages do their job
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:36:11 PM EDT
Massage the throat, that is how I get my girlfriend to . . . well nevermind.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:39:32 PM EDT
Find out what eats shrimp. Eat one of those...alive.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:41:06 PM EDT


Tried the peanut butter, is helping.

Called the doc, he told me to puke - then all those goddam shrimp go to waste, to be eaten by some fish after it gets processed thru my sink/sewer/whatever. That will not happen on my watch.

Macrophages? Oh Holy Christ, now I wish I had payed attention in those bio clases so many years ago.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:41:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 5:41:59 PM EDT by Winston_Wolf]
... Just wait until it gets to your sphincter! (go see a doc)
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:44:01 PM EDT
How far down your throat is the pain? Can you reach the area with needle nose pliars?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:44:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
Emergency Room, forceps.



And no way in HELL am I gagging on one of those tonsil-tweezers tonight.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:44:18 PM EDT
Seriously, go to the ER - they'll do a soft-tissue lateral x-ray of your neck, locate it, and then remove with forceps or long tweezers. This shit can get serious. Trust me.

Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:44:34 PM EDT

Didnt Deniro die this way in "HEAT".
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:45:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:46:39 PM EDT
Hurl, yack, blow chuncks, heave, vomit man, Hug that porcelain cowboy.......do it!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:47:08 PM EDT
Do what the damn doc told ya to do or quitcherbitchin. Yeesh!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:47:41 PM EDT

Ha! See...you should have been eating pie instead. This would have never happened.

MMMMMMM pie
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:48:03 PM EDT
Kidding aside...maybe it just irritated your throat but it's not really there anymore?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:51:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 6:01:45 PM EDT by Blackjack272]
Possibly, but it don't feel like it very much. The fucker ( or procelain cowboy as p806 called it ) could have staked itself down there, and just gotten out.

I'm going to try and heave, give it till' morning, then get some more help from some doc.

BRB - to be updated.

EDIT - Have mastered the art of heaving at will, offending shell still entrenched in there.

Waiting till' sunrise to see what the hell is down there.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 6:02:51 PM EDT
You sure its just not an irritated throat making you think there is something stuck there, when it fact, its just scraped up?
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 6:07:42 PM EDT
Quick,

Get to the garage, ok now lay your neck down on the table and start to hummmmm. Ok now grab that 3lb sledge hanging on the wall ok good. Now this is the important part smash your neck 3 or 4 times and bust up that shell or its going to tear you a new asshole!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 6:09:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PointlessSilly:
You sure its just not an irritated throat making you think there is something stuck there, when it fact, its just scraped up?



I DON'T know. Not sure about anything. Again, I'll give it to the morning to either settle the hell down and quit annoying me, or I'll go to the docs office if it dont.

As for the sledgehammer thing... It isn't quite descriptive enough. Please demonstrate.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 7:34:55 PM EDT
Hopefully, it wont dislodge while you are asleep and choke you to death. Sleep sitting up or something.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 7:41:53 PM EDT
I was gonna say BoreSnake but, now I am thinking on how would you would get that little brass weight to come out you ass?.....
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 7:43:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 7:47:40 PM EDT
If you have a good medical plan, I gotta +1 for the ER.

Next time, consider peeling the damn things first. They evolved the exoskeleton to discourage predators, end we evolved the opposing digits to defeat such armor. Good luck- Seriously
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 7:48:29 PM EDT
911 - it could change positions and choke you. This would not be good while driving. Have a friend or neighbor drive you.
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