Jeans weather has come back to SW VA. After a summer of warm weather and mostly wearing shorts, it is time to get the jeans out of the closet.
Getting ready to go out and piddle around the farm, got a pair of jeans out of the closet. Went to put them on and barely got them buttoned.
Damn I gotta lay off the beer. Looks like I added more than a few pounds over the last 5 months. I blame it mostly on all of the beer I've been drinking.
Or maybe the secret government electromagnetic waves have shrunk my jeans over the summer.
I've got two beers left in the fridge from my vacation binge. After those two, I shall buy no more beer until Christmas at the earliest. Mark it down ARFCOM brethren!
Burley's gotta go on a diet.
Gadzooks, all of my winter stuff is too small!
Damn government EMF! Time to cover the house in aluminum foil!