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Posted: 7/20/2013 10:44:42 AM EST
Havin' a baby, brb.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:45:23 AM EST
Good luck!

Remember this moment - you're life will never be the same ( in a good way).
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:46:20 AM EST
Good luck!


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Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:46:54 AM EST
What do you plan on doing for dinner?
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:47:42 AM EST
Pics of the wife?
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:47:42 AM EST
Congrats! My wife is due tomorrow (baby girl ) it's like walking on egg shells around here she really could come at any time. Hope all goes well for you guys and it's a smooth delivery!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:48:14 AM EST
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Good question. Grilled placenta? Dillo dust makes everything better, right?
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:49:57 AM EST
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Good question. Grilled placenta? Dillo dust makes everything better, right?
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Originally Posted By Bigshot64:
What do you plan on doing for dinner?
Good question. Grilled placenta? Dillo dust makes everything better, right?



Smells like someone barbqing
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:51:01 AM EST
Hospital paged the midwife, waiting on a call back. Wife would rather labor here than hospital for as long as possible.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:51:32 AM EST
Get off the Internet and take her to the hospital.

You will thank me for that advice later.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:52:14 AM EST
Honey! Dammit! Just wait two more minutes! Cross your legs or something! I gotta post this on arfcom!


Congratulations!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:52:31 AM EST
Congrats. Mine is due Monday but is trying everything she can to get labor to kick in...
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:52:45 AM EST
Boy or Girl? Congrats on being a daddy!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:53:17 AM EST
LOL!!!

Tagged for wife and baby pics.

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Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:54:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2013 10:55:21 AM EST by Naamah]
Awesome. It can take a while. OTOH, it can go really, really quickly!

How far from the hospital are you? If close, you're gtg unless the kiddo's crowing. If you're about an hour away, wait until she can't walk anymore, and then load up and go.

If it progresses REALLY fast, DO NOT go in your car. Call an ambulance. They WILL pop full cherry for a woman in labor, since no paramedics like delivering a baby in the back of a truck.

ETA: Congrats!

Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:54:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By therex:
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You should probably take her to the hospital man.Can't be too careful ya know..
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:56:36 AM EST
congradulations



now that you have posted in GD. your job is done, go take a nap and unwind.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:57:23 AM EST
Good luck!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 10:57:45 AM EST
Congratulations! Hope everything comes out okay.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:08:40 AM EST
Happy Birthday Baby!!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:12:43 AM EST
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GD has been good for morale today.

grats on kid
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:23:57 AM EST
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You should probably take her to the hospital man.Can't be too careful ya know..
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Originally Posted By therex:
Havin' a baby, brb.

You should probably take her to the hospital man.Can't be too careful ya know..
Yeah, we are being admitted now.

When we have pictures of a rested wife and non-slimey baby I will post them.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:26:25 AM EST
Prepare
Your
Anus
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:27:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2013 11:29:27 AM EST by sleevefullofaces]
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Originally Posted By bjohnson425:
Congrats! My wife is due tomorrow (baby girl ) it's like walking on egg shells around here she really could come at any time. Hope all goes well for you guys and it's a smooth delivery!
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I hear that. Tuesday for us.

Good luck and

Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:29:46 AM EST
Congrats....just went through that experience 6 months ago and it's life changing. Awesome
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:37:49 AM EST
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Congrats!!! Same here my son is due any day now.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:43:54 AM EST
Yep, having kids is awesome. Daughter huh? Got a shotgun?
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:44:29 AM EST
Congrats
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 11:54:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:00:20 PM EST
Should have used a plastic bottle instead of glass.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:04:33 PM EST
He'll yeah! Happy birthday to the baby!

That is awesome, I remember when my kids were born. I was a new dad and knew nothing.........

Now they are teenagers, and according to them, I still know nothing, and they know it all!


Congrats!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:07:37 PM EST
congrats
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:08:13 PM EST
When the little one starts coming out scream "its a Cone Head!"
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Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:17:46 PM EST
Congratulations! My wife just got the call to go and do an emergency C section. I'm sure there is a worried wife/husband out there. Glad ya'll are doin' fine.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:23:31 PM EST
In the immortal words of a poster whose name I have forgotten ..................

"Plug it before she drains!"
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:26:09 PM EST
Why the hell are you posting get to the damn hospital !

Congrats
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:27:49 PM EST
In on one!

Congrats Brother!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:29:39 PM EST
pics of the puddle?
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:32:47 PM EST
Congratulations, hope all goes well!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:35:48 PM EST
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Dude seriously it soaked the seat of the car and still filled up a flipflop when she went inside...
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:42:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By therex:
Yeah, we are being admitted now.

When we have pictures of a rested wife and non-slimey baby I will post them.
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Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By therex:
Havin' a baby, brb.

You should probably take her to the hospital man.Can't be too careful ya know..
Yeah, we are being admitted now.

When we have pictures of a rested wife and non-slimey baby I will post them.

Congrats man.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 12:44:53 PM EST
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Dude seriously it soaked the seat of the car and still filled up a flipflop when she went inside...
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Originally Posted By jm0502:
pics of the puddle?
Dude seriously it soaked the seat of the car and still filled up a flipflop when she went inside...

Link Posted: 7/20/2013 2:30:54 PM EST
Sheetz had Monster Rehabs 2/$4...I am ready to go!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 2:38:05 PM EST
Congrats, you are clocking into a very labor intensive job you will never clock out of, very rewarding tho, and worth every quickly passing year! Cuddle while you still can, your purpose in life will soon change dramatically.

Bust out the cigars and Bulliet!!!
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 5:10:20 PM EST
Wife ordered her first pain meds...she doesn't hate life at the moment...
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 8:41:27 PM EST
Epidural is in...home stretch?
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 8:45:47 PM EST
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oh christ it's still going on?

this is why women are not to be fucked with, they can squeeze a watermelon sized object out of their body and not die.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 9:29:56 PM EST
Should be soon I would imagine, but the epiderals can slow it down from what people have said.
Link Posted: 7/20/2013 9:32:22 PM EST
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Possibly...or it could be 14 more hours.



I hope everything goes smoothly!

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Link Posted: 7/20/2013 9:32:59 PM EST
Congratulations!
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