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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:23:05 PM EDT
That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.



She is still not talking to me!



T
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:23:58 PM EDT
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:23:58 PM EDT
You dun goofed

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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:23:59 PM EDT
The rules. You must abide by them.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:28:01 PM EDT
I am here to make sure all goes by the rules
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:28:54 PM EDT
My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".

Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:29:08 PM EDT
Reminds me of a buddy whose wife asked if a pair of jeans made her butt look big.

He told her no, her butt made her butt look big.

Sorry bro.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:29:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ldygoth:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either


your ass is huge
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:30:11 PM EDT
Might want to go back to cleaning that desk of yours. You'll be there for a while.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:30:45 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ldygoth:


Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either


wife is preggers......very very very preggers



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:30:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:31:12 PM EDT



Originally Posted By TheJacket:


My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".





I lol'd

 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:38:47 PM EDT
baby, you huge

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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:39:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ldygoth:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either


Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the true answer.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:48:21 PM EDT
Just say "It's OK though baby, I like big girls!"
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:02:41 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ldygoth:


Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either






 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:07:11 PM EDT
Proper reply would have been, "It's this damn humidity! I guess you should go shopping."
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:09:33 PM EDT
This is a trap/trick question, there is no right answer.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:16:51 PM EDT


not bad will see how long the headache will last
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:19:12 PM EDT
What's the old saying ... "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:21:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/1/2011 2:22:24 PM EDT by hourglassing]
Originally Posted By Kolat:
That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.

She is still not talking to me!


So, win?
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:24:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".



The timing of which corresponds to the last time you got laid.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:25:32 PM EDT
Tell her sorry babe do I still get sex tonight and tell us her reply
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:25:52 PM EDT
pics of wife?  
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:26:09 PM EDT
Sometimes not talking to you isn't a bad thing !
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:41:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:41:57 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Kolat:


That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.



She is still not talking to me!



T


I'm at my best in the morning, too.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:44:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Originally Posted By Kolat:
That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.

She is still not talking to me!


So, win?


this
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:46:37 PM EDT
Mine got pissed when she said  that we can't have sex because she is on her period. I simply toldl her, " Well, your mouth ain't bleeding...Yet."
That never goes over well.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:49:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/1/2011 2:50:09 PM EDT by hammet]
You think you're in the doghouse?

My wife was opening a new pack of panties this morning when I opened my mouth and asked.....









"YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?"
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:50:16 PM EDT
You found the secret to peace and quiet?!

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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:51:34 PM EDT
You didn't say 'screendoor, hurricane, drumset' to her?

1 day Man Card suspension.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:51:55 PM EDT



Originally Posted By hammet:



"YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?"


I laughed.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:52:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WillDe83:
baby, you huge

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If it works for Moto Moto...
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:56:53 PM EDT
Not surprised she isn't talking to you.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:52:59 PM EDT
Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:54:14 PM EDT
Amateur.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:57:11 PM EDT



Originally Posted By scottedward58:


Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?


Because they still want men to use tact.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:57:37 PM EDT



Originally Posted By scottedward58:


Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?


If you answer that question honestly, you will be called a misogynist!



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:58:54 PM EDT



Originally Posted By hammet:


You think you're in the doghouse?



My wife was opening a new pack of panties this morning when I opened my mouth and asked.....
"YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?"


my wife snickered.....I loled



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:59:22 PM EDT
So...she can't get into her pants?

...and now you can't get into them either?



Have I got this right?
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:00:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kolat:

Originally Posted By ldygoth:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either

wife is preggers......very very very preggers
 


Way to kick someone when they're down. Good Job!
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:00:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pale_pony:
So...she can't get into her pants?

...and now you can't get into them either?



Have I got this right?




Clever.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:00:42 PM EDT
No pie for you
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:01:41 PM EDT
We need pics of your wife's ass to verify.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:37:42 PM EDT
Offer to fuck her until she is in a good mood. Chicks love that.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:45:18 PM EDT


Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:55:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
Originally Posted By Kolat:

Originally Posted By ldygoth:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either

wife is preggers......very very very preggers
 


Way to kick someone when they're down. Good Job!


I believe she is up.... as in knocked up.

RR
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:59:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Seansworth:

Originally Posted By scottedward58:
Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?

Because they still want men to use tact.
 



Seriously, if you just want to be lied to, don't even fucking ask.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 5:18:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/1/2011 5:18:39 PM EDT by Justin-Kase]
If you're wife is already pissed, there is no excuse for evading GD Rule 87.69-3.14 now is there?

 
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