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Posted: 4/30/2002 4:54:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2002 4:54:36 PM EDT by Javak]
My wife works with local hotels and motels for promotional products. One night she met the night manager for a chain motel, and he told her that he was "Jerry McGuire's bodyguard". Tom and Nicole offered him a move to Australia to guard them, but he declined and ended up working the night shift. True story. Now if only he would flip out and cut off my wife's head. I'd be so impressed I'd crap in my pants.
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 4:58:54 PM EDT
Dude, this guy obviously never saw the Bodyguard. If I were offered a move to Australia to protect that fine POA, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Just thinking about getting next to Nicole is enough to make me happy.
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 5:12:30 PM EDT
What is the fasination that some people on this board have for "mall ninjas" ? I don't get the joke. And every post that mentions "mall ninjas" always mentions "crapping" you pants. I don't get it.
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 5:17:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Philadelphia_GunMan: What is the fasination that some people on this board have for "mall ninjas" ? I don't get the joke. And every post that mentions "mall ninjas" always mentions "crapping" you pants. I don't get it.
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Dude...you better hope that none of them hear you. They'll probably flip out and kill your whole town! Ninjas are so sweet!
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 5:21:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2002 5:23:22 PM EDT by Pangea]
PGM do a search for the original mall ninja thread. You may not crap your pants but I'll warn you up front. Don't be drinking thing that you don't want shooting out of your nose when you read it. ¤¤¤¤¤ edited to say that it was posted by Gecko45 and we all had a turn at him.
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 5:31:07 PM EDT
The site to answer all your Mall Ninja questions, is, of course mine-[url]www.MallNinja.com[/url]. Check the archives section for the first two threads already hosted, and anything else you care to-it will answer all your Mall Ninja questions. I need to write a monologue on how Ninjas seem to be coming back into style for the first time since the '80's... Juggernaut
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 5:59:32 PM EDT
I miss ole gecko.... Scott
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 6:10:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt: I miss ole gecko.... Scott
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Yeah, well, you're not alone, pal...[:D]
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 9:38:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 10:13:56 PM EDT
OMG!...That is so funny I want to crap my pants! medcop
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 10:19:13 PM EDT
Jeevis!! That picture was so sweet!! I laughed with my whole body, including my pee-pee!!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 10:37:31 PM EDT
She didn't tell me she was married. Sorry...
Link Posted: 5/1/2002 12:21:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/1/2002 2:34:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman: I just had to post these here: [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/motel6ninja.jpg[/img]
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This pic is just begging for some PhotoShop attention!!
Link Posted: 5/1/2002 3:32:01 AM EDT
Any guy that uses hair gel is a non-heterosexual. You can see the rise in those camo pants as the mall ninja discovers another fresh young butt...
Link Posted: 5/1/2002 3:33:00 AM EDT
Hey, anyone else notice that only *one* of those beds were slept in? ....gay.......
Link Posted: 5/1/2002 4:02:55 AM EDT
Javak states: [b]Now if only he would flip out and cut off my wife's head. I'd be so impressed I'd crap in my pants.[/b] Personally these types of post are just dumb IMHO, but statements like this really make me think "[b]You are one sick individual[/b]". 1-800-GET-HELP Mike
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