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Posted: 1/24/2006 2:19:15 PM EDT
For a week to visit her folks..!!!!!


WooHoo...!! Nothing but beer and bullets 'round here.! Let the self-induced corruption begin...!!!

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:20:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Hookers and blow.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:21:33 PM EDT
[#2]
The opposite of the Arfcom Curse..




The Arfcom Blessing!!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:21:38 PM EDT
[#3]
You forgot one...

"nothing but beer, bullets, and porn 'round here!"

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:21:42 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Hookers and blow.



Already done...
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:21:59 PM EDT
[#5]
You'll go blind doing that!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:29:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Why do some of you guys even bother getting married?  
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:29:34 PM EDT
[#7]
Man it's one thing just to not have to go to the in-laws, but to have the whole house to yourself for a week?  Some people just have all the luck.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:31:09 PM EDT
[#8]
You have not yet begun to defile yourself!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:31:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Pack up all her stuff and put it out on the lawn!!.....

Sorry.

Impulse reply
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:33:00 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Why do some of you guys even bother getting married?  



Needed help paying for the house, not to mention the huge tax break.



No, I love my wife more than anything in this world, but I do love time by myself also.  Time to just sit back, and not listen to any problems that someone else had at work, or what my father in-law would do in a certain situation.

A break is nice once in awhile.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:33:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Make sure to stuff it in the hookers pooper and post pics
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:35:26 PM EDT
[#12]
Too bad he has to watch the kids.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 2:35:37 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hookers and blow.



Already done...




Bama....you got a line on the good shit?....Im not talking Mrs Bama.....


Isn'tit about time for some cooking lessons?


-HS




Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:21:33 PM EDT
[#14]
MNGuns, how about a heads up.

Is there any particular area of Minnesota, I should
steer clear of during this week of "self-induced corruption"

Just to be safe.

GM
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:24:04 PM EDT
[#15]
You lucky SOB.  I cant seem to get a full day away from mine.  I love being around her 90% of the time but after a while......a man needs a break.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:25:19 PM EDT
[#16]
Can I stop by for some of the festivities?  I'll bring beer and more ammo!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:25:31 PM EDT
[#17]
Yea huh!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:27:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Hide the clocks and cover the windows. They will have you surrounded soon.......... did you hear something?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:28:08 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Why do some of you guys even bother getting married?  



Becuase when you let them get into the bed first, they serve as a pre-warmer.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:59:53 PM EDT
[#20]
You're free!!!!!! Go and have fun and enjoy your life.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:01:55 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Hookers and blow.



Entrapment!!!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:04:46 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Why do some of you guys even bother getting married?  



I'm not married, nor do I plan on ever getting married.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:43:33 PM EDT
[#23]
Congratulations,
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:47:48 PM EDT
[#24]
Quick... now's the time to change the locks on the doors!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:54:57 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Hookers and blow.




Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:56:55 PM EDT
[#26]
You now have a week to relocate and start a new, GO GO GO times a ticking!!!!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:22:45 PM EDT
[#27]
If you can nuke it and eat it, I have done it. I have enuff aluminum now to build a foreign car. I have friends stopping by that I never knew before, and it almost hurts to walk... Do you have any idea what they show on cable after midnight...
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