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Posted: 8/16/2005 2:56:47 PM EDT
When I hear some dumbass TV pundit sound off some stupid shit I throw my stress ball at the tv. She just came in here, flashed me, while I was distracted she grabbed my stress ball and took off with it.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:57:29 PM EDT
pics?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:57:35 PM EDT
She flashed you. You're complaining why?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:59:53 PM EDT
Stress ball??

I need one. I came within a whisker of putting a .45 round in the tube the other day..

Tell her to give it back.....
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:00:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:00:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
When I hear some dumbass TV pundit sound off some stupid shit I throw my stress ball at the tv. She just came in here, flashed me, while I was distracted she grabbed my stress ball and took off with it.



I just re-read it.

She wants to play.......

off yer ass...........
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:02:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.



damn you
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:02:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.



Bloated ehh? I understand.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:04:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By liberty86:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
When I hear some dumbass TV pundit sound off some stupid shit I throw my stress ball at the tv. She just came in here, flashed me, while I was distracted she grabbed my stress ball and took off with it.



I just re-read it.

She wants to play.......

off yer ass...........



She's helping her daughter with her homework. I think she needed it.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:04:23 PM EDT
Tell her now she needs to grab your balls when you're stressed.

After hearing that a few times, you'll probably get the throwable one back.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:05:08 PM EDT
I quit using a stress ball when I accidentally picked up a baseball one time
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:06:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 3:07:15 PM EDT by MK4Mod0]
I needed one of those last night when the stupid wench on Entertainment Tonight said that President Bush refused to meet with that other dumb bitch outside his property in Texas.........................I need to find some of those TV bricks from the late 70's or early 80's!!!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:07:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MK4Mod0:
I needed one of those last night when the stupid wench on Entertainment Tonight said that President Bush refused to meet with that other dumb bitch outside his property in Texas.........................I need to find some of those TV bricks form the late 70's or early 80's!!!!



Something along that line was my last throw. I guess she heard it. I also used some profanity.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:09:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By liberty86:
Stress ball??

I need one. I came within a whisker of putting a .45 round in the tube the other day..
.



I use a rubber brick, and the g/f be damned if she ever tried taking it away from me.....
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:16:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.



500 a month in used bills and this doesn't get forwarded to Mrs. Bama-Shooter.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:17:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By callgood:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.



500 a month in used bills and this doesn't get forwarded to Mrs. Bama-Shooter.



Yeah now thats an idea, if I remember a post of his a few days ago she has a visitor also. Deadly combo.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:19:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By callgood:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.



500 a month in used bills and this doesn't get forwarded to Mrs. Bama-Shooter.



Yeah now thats an idea, if I remember a post of his a few days ago she has a visitor also. Deadly combo.



I was actually referring that the front end would not fit the camera lense.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:23:14 PM EDT
I've quit watching television entirely except to record shows or movies that I like to watch them later.

It cuts down on my stress and rage significantly.

Then again, I've gotten much more informed on politics since joining ARFCOM and that alone has contributed more stress and rage than the idiot box ever did. I used to simply get disgusted by liberal idiots. Now I hate the fucking traitorous bastards with a passion. I'm pretty sure I develop an ulcer every time I hear about their latest scheme to screw over Americans everywhere.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:26:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By callgood:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.



500 a month in used bills and this doesn't get forwarded to Mrs. Bama-Shooter.



Yeah now thats an idea, if I remember a post of his a few days ago she has a visitor also. Deadly combo.



I was actually referring that the front end would not fit the camera lense.



Well for God's sake man, take a picture of one, we can guess what the other one looks like.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:27:25 PM EDT
I use one of those nerf guns to shoot the tv. I've got 20 something darts.


Helps when the cat runs through too.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:31:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:31:46 PM EDT
take2picsandphotoshopemtogether
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:45:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
brother,

she took off with your balls long ago



This conversation sounds familiar.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 3:48:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:18:56 PM EDT
You pussy, go back and get your ball, or go give her a couple more
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:27:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 7:29:22 PM EDT by Synister1]
Want your ball back? Go outside and get a brick.

Set it where your ball is supposed to sit while you watch tv. When you see her tell you found a replacement for the ball which will be much more satisfying then the ball ever was.

She'll take the brick and put the ball back.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 8:33:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
When I hear some dumbass TV pundit sound off some stupid shit I throw my stress ball at the tv. She just came in here, flashed me, while I was distracted she grabbed my stress ball and took off with it.



And I will make a animated .gif of that!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 4:17:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 4:18:27 AM EDT by ByteTheBullet]

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By callgood:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
pics?



I don't have a wide lense.



500 a month in used bills and this doesn't get forwarded to Mrs. Bama-Shooter.



Yeah now thats an idea, if I remember a post of his a few days ago she has a visitor also. Deadly combo.



I was actually referring that the front end would not fit the camera lense.



How do you spell potato? There is no 'e' in lens.





ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 4:24:02 AM EDT
1. Turn off the TV
2. Go take a walk
3. Leave the TV off
4. Read a book
5. Have a glass of warm milk
6. Go to bed
7. Soak your balls in cider
8. Repeat as needed.

Enjoy your day

Link Posted: 8/17/2005 4:25:20 AM EDT
i got rid of my tv almost a year ago. i get much less angry now.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 4:28:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 4:33:35 AM EDT by PlaymoreMinds]

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
brother,

she took off with your balls long ago



Outta my head Beer Slayer...All good wives take their hubby's unmentionables.................

<­BR>

For safe keeping, of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 4:31:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 5:39:23 AM EDT
I got it back.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:22:34 AM EDT
<must resist.....................ah screw it...>

Just the one?
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:24:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
<must resist.....................ah screw it...>

Just the one?



All three. Although I did like how she held the other two for a while.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:58:59 AM EDT


I'm actually blushing....

WTH...haven't done THAT in years.....

Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:23:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:52:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
This thread got me wondering.

Could this be the reason my wife always switches the channel away from CNN when I'm cleaning guns?



And she's completely blocked c-span too, hasn't she?
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