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Posted: 8/4/2005 1:00:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2005 1:02:56 PM EDT by BeetleBailey]
She just brought me a homemade brownie at work.

Any of you who can find a good Christian woman like mine, I highly recommend picking her up!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:01:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
She just brought me a homemade brownie at work.

Any of you who can find a good Christian woman like mine, I highly recommend snatching her up!

Had to read that part twice.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:03:08 PM EDT
edit for the perverts
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:03:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
She just brought me a homemade brownie at work.

Any of you who can find a good Christian woman like mine, I highly recommend snatching her up!

Had to read that part twice.



Does this thread go hand in hand with the "overeating people" one?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:04:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:04:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
She just brought me a homemade brownie at work.

Any of you who can find a good Christian woman like mine, I highly recommend picking her up!



She wants something....

an expensive purse maybe?

addition to the house?

somethings fishy
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:05:52 PM EDT
Homemade brownies?

Oh man, lucky!

I could go for a homemade 80% 1911 right about now

<wind blows> <crickets chirp>

...

...

Drat.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:07:03 PM EDT
+1 on something bein up.

New wallpaper? Furniture? Trip to Paris?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:08:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
+1 on something bein up.

New wallpaper? Furniture? Trip to Paris?



Christian women do it because they love their husbands.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:09:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2005 1:09:23 PM EDT by BeetleBailey]
I can understand the cause for concern of something being up, but she seriously just does this stuff all of the time.

Watch, this will probably be my last post since the powder will be hitting me soon j/k
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:16:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
She just brought me a homemade brownie at work.

Any of you who can find a good Christian woman like mine, I highly recommend picking her up!



She wants something....

an expensive purse maybe?

addition to the house?

somethings fishy



Either that or they are newlyweds. My wife used to do sweet things for me but now, after 14 years, she acts like she doesn't even know my name
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:20:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
+1 on something bein up.

New wallpaper? Furniture? Trip to Paris?



Christian women do it because they love their husbands.

Sgatr15



Yup, every single one, and only because they're Christian.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:22:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
+1 on something bein up.

New wallpaper? Furniture? Trip to Paris?



Christian women do it because they love their husbands.

Sgatr15



Amen. I have one like that & am thankful every day for her.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:25:55 PM EDT
Brownies? Dang, all she ever brings me are chocolate chip cookies.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:26:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
She just brought me a homemade brownie at work.

Any of you who can find a good Christian woman like mine, I highly recommend picking her up!



so how special was that brownie?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:32:06 PM EDT
We need pics of the brownie to judge whether your wife is really that awesome or not.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:38:01 PM EDT
Beetle:

Now it's your turn. Wait a week or two so that it doesn't appear that you are just paying her back. Then go to the grocery store and buy her a single rose. Fresh Market has real nice ones for about $1.75.

Then it will be your wife who is talking about how special her spouse is.

It's the best $1.75 you'll ever spend.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:38:47 PM EDT
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 1:38:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By southeast_scrounger:
Brownies? Dang, all she ever brings me are chocolate chip cookies.



Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:52:32 PM EDT
I really think my wife is more awesome... I just looked a $1600 RRA 1911 and she said if you really want it ....



Just buy it.........



Damn I love this girl!!!!!


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:39:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



A great place to find Christian women is at a church not a school. Do you really think that a girl going to school has any plans one ever being a decent housewife?

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:42:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
+1 on something bein up.

New wallpaper? Furniture? Trip to Paris?



Christian women do it because they love their husbands.

Sgatr15


You are so right. I feel sorry for men who always have to be suspicious of motives when the wife does something thoughtful.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:48:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



A great place to find Christian women is at a church not a school. Do you really think that a girl going to school has any plans one ever being a decent housewife?

Sgat1r5



School is not just for guys. This is not the ROP, I want a wife that is smart and can communicate. Not just punch out kids. (yes I know you are catholic.) For your information, I have found some nice girls at church.

At this point in my life, I don't have much time to spend at church social functions. I spend 18hrs/day working on projects during the school year. It sucks being an Engineer at Mines, but it rules to be an Engineer from Mines.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 8:29:59 PM EDT
Ya?? Well mine bought me a RACE GUN for my birthday. you can keep your damn brownie. ( Note: gun was bought last year and Im really jealous cause I really want a brownie right now)
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:46:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
+1 on something bein up.

New wallpaper? Furniture? Trip to Paris?



Christian women do it because they love their husbands.

Sgatr15


You are so right. I feel sorry for men who always have to be suspicious of motives when the wife does something thoughtful.



my wife bought me a remington 1100 classic trap gun because i wanted it and she wanted nothing for herself. how's that? feel better? huh?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:52:27 PM EDT
You know with all the divorce and break up threads going on... its nice to see this come up.

I dont know what it is about my bride as of late but she has these AWESOME dinners she makes. She even asks me to call her when I get to my last call so she can start dinner and have it ready when I get home. And its a new meal every day... stuff she has never made before. I think she is getting them off the internet somewhere... I see recipes all over the house now.

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:53:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Homemade brownies?

Oh man, lucky!

I could go for a homemade 80% 1911 right about now

<wind blows> <crickets chirp>

...

...

Drat.


That won't work with me. Try again.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:56:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Homemade brownies?

Oh man, lucky!

I could go for a homemade 80% 1911 right about now

<wind blows> <crickets chirp>

...

...

Drat.


That won't work with me. Try again.



Ha!!!!!! Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:57:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Homemade brownies?

Oh man, lucky!

I could go for a homemade 80% 1911 right about now

<wind blows> <crickets chirp>

...

...

Drat.


That won't work with me. Try again.



Lee already signed you up for a machine shop class tho
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:58:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:00:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Skammy:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Homemade brownies?

Oh man, lucky!

I could go for a homemade 80% 1911 right about now

<wind blows> <crickets chirp>

...

...

Drat.


That won't work with me. Try again.



Lee already signed you up for a machine shop class tho


I'm a culinary major! I figrued that would be enough, but nooooooo....I have to know how to work a mill.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:04:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Skammy:

Lee already signed you up for a machine shop class tho



I told you not to tell!!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:05:08 PM EDT
I love it when my wife makes...

Homemade chili

Taco Dip

Fudge

Soprano's Chicken

White chocolate brittle

and a bunch of other crap I can't remember right now.

And there is nothing cooler than when it is done without asking for it. I open the fridge and it is there.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:56:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



Thanks. No, one married in AL, and the other 15 in AL.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:15:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
We need pics of the brownie to judge whether your wife is really that awesome or not. hr



we need pictures of the wife to see if she is awesome or not hehee
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:35:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



Thanks. No, one married in AL, and the other 15 in AL.



15! Really? Wow, big family!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:38:24 AM EDT
Probably an electric brownie because she knows they give you random drug tests at work
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:00:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By recoiljunky:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



Thanks. No, one married in AL, and the other 15 in AL.



15! Really? Wow, big family!



lol, you know what I mean
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:11:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



A great place to find Christian women is at a church not a school. Do you really think that a girl going to school has any plans one ever being a decent housewife?
Sgat1r5



Hey, something you and the Taliban agree on!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:16:26 AM EDT
whats she look like?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:30:20 AM EDT
let me know when she brings you a browning
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:35:52 AM EDT
My wife makes me outstanding sammiches and ranch dip whenver I ask. Even brought them to work for me somtimes.

I spent a total of 107.54 on BOTH out rings, a YEAR after we were married, becasue we both felt like if we needed rings to remind us we were married to each other, we shouldn't be married.

And we're not christians.

Y'all don't have a monopoly on good women.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:36:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



A great place to find Christian women is at a church not a school. Do you really think that a girl going to school has any plans one ever being a decent housewife?
Sgat1r5



Hey, something you and the Taliban agree on!



Ouch
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:39:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
+1 on something bein up.

New wallpaper? Furniture? Trip to Paris?



Christian women do it because they love their husbands.

Sgatr15



Amen. I have one like that & am thankful every day for her.



Me too.
I thought I got the last good one.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:40:26 AM EDT
a brownie? You are easily pleased sir......
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:41:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CSM:
BeetleBailey. I am jealous. I can't find any women that arent selfish pagans, or total nerds. At my school, girls are like parking spots, they are either handicapped or way out there.


Good catch BB. She have any sisters in CO?



A great place to find Christian women is at a church not a school. Do you really think that a girl going to school has any plans one ever being a decent housewife?
Sgat1r5



Hey, something you and the Taliban agree on!



Ouch



I'd never even dream of making my wife be a housewife. And I keep after her about going back to school. I like my wimminz smart and beautiful! And with an aversion to children.

GT
My wife brings me Pizza when I work the weekends.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:02:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:

School is not just for guys. This is not the ROP, I want a wife that is smart and can communicate. Not just punch out kids.



If you think all a wife does is "punch out kids" then you are sadly mistaken. It is alot more work than that.

Ofcourse women should be educated. But if you want a good wife make sure she is educated in the right things.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:04:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 8:06:16 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
whats she look like?





(she didn't cook all of that, just some of it)
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:13:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
whats she look like?



homepage.uab.edu/beetle/jenny and food.JPG

(she didn't cook all of that, just some of it)




mmmm, redhead!

good choice!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:15:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:
Hey, something you and the Taliban agree on!



Are you really that daft?

Is your ideal woman someone who is gonna have a kid and then put it in day care right away so she can return to work? Some woman that will be at work but not at home for you or the kids. Which of course means you will have to do the housework often. And home cooked meals will be out of the question since she works.

Or maybe she will work a differant shift than you so the kids do see her. Of course then you never will and sex is out of the question and you get to be with the kids...alone.

Women should be educated. But if you are looking for a wife makes sure THAT is here career goal, not the stuff that she is studing.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:19:18 AM EDT
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