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Posted: 9/8/2010 5:44:36 AM EDT
She was asking me a question about how much something weighed or something like that so I ended up explaining Archimedes' principal to her.

Then I asked her if she knew what important invention Archimedes is famous for. She gave me a stupid answer saying "the vibrator" so I said no, the screw.



"Well, I was close."



Pic:


Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:45:46 AM EDT
Damn, your wife could use a shave
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:46:26 AM EDT
That's funny! Sounds like a cool lady.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:46:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TxSgt1911:
Damn, your wife could use a shave


Is she always so stone cold?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:49:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By grywlf52:
Originally Posted By TxSgt1911:
Damn, your wife could use a shave


Is she always so stone cold?


She has crazy eyes, too.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:50:44 AM EDT
She looks to be in great shape...very chiseled features.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:53:26 AM EDT
My wife throws a zinger at me like that every now and again. Always catches me off guard because her sense of humor is usually very predictable.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:13:49 AM EDT
and what was she doing, out of the kitchen and asking questions well above her rational abilities










CHEF
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:15:17 AM EDT
Missing pics of his bathtub and wife. Most of us are on 56k so save bandwidth and just post one pic.

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:17:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 6:18:08 AM EDT by captainpooby]
Aaaaar.


Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:17:25 AM EDT


Oooh, well, AVAST!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:18:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:20:43 AM EDT


Somebody married up.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:02:56 AM EDT
She kinda' funny.
I know, she funny, everybody funny.
Now you funny, too.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:05:47 AM EDT
That is kinda spooky that I mentioned Archimede's screw to my wife last night when she asked how grain got to the top of a silo.

Kinda an obscure thing to have cross your radar twice in 12 hours.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:26:28 AM EDT


She needs to shave the porn-stash off her face and get rid of the fanny pack
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:32:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RogerBall:
She kinda' funny.
I know, she funny, everybody funny.
Now you funny, too.


The House Rent Blues
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:36:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:40:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By surveyor3:


Somebody married up.

I'd estimate at least three inches.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:42:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waveform:

Originally Posted By surveyor3:


Somebody married up.

I'd estimate at least three inches.



That's what she said.

Arrrrrrgggggggghhh!

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:42:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
...so I ended up explaining Archimedes' principal to her.[div]



Isn't it principle?

Or is it really principal?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:46:00 AM EDT
whats with all these hotties going for ugly arfcommers???






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