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Posted: 9/8/2010 5:44:36 AM EDT
She was asking me a question about how much something weighed or something like that so I ended up explaining Archimedes' principal to her.



Then I asked her if she knew what important invention Archimedes is famous for. She gave me a stupid answer saying "the vibrator" so I said no, the screw.










"Well, I was close."











Pic:






Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:45:46 AM EDT
[#1]
Damn, your wife could use a shave  
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:46:26 AM EDT
[#2]
That's funny!  Sounds like a cool lady.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:46:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Damn, your wife could use a shave  


Is she always so stone cold?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:49:22 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Damn, your wife could use a shave  


Is she always so stone cold?


She has crazy eyes, too.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:50:44 AM EDT
[#5]
She looks to be in great shape...very chiseled features.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:53:26 AM EDT
[#6]
My wife throws a zinger at me like that every now and again.  Always catches me off guard because her sense of humor is usually very predictable.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:13:49 AM EDT
[#7]
and what was she doing, out of the kitchen and asking questions well above her rational abilities










CHEF
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:15:17 AM EDT
[#8]
Missing pics of his bathtub and wife.  Most of us are on 56k so save bandwidth and just post one pic.

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:17:06 AM EDT
[#9]
Aaaaar.













 
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:17:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:18:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:20:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:02:56 AM EDT
[#13]
She kinda' funny.
I know, she funny, everybody funny.
Now you funny, too.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:05:47 AM EDT
[#14]
That is kinda spooky that I mentioned Archimede's screw to my wife last night when she asked how grain got to the top of a silo.  



Kinda an obscure thing to have cross your radar twice in 12 hours.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:26:28 AM EDT
[#15]


She needs to shave the porn-stash off her face and get rid of the fanny pack
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:32:23 AM EDT
[#16]




Quoted:

She kinda' funny.

I know, she funny, everybody funny.

Now you funny, too.




The House Rent Blues
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:36:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:40:30 AM EDT
[#18]





I'd estimate at least three inches.



 
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:42:30 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:


I'd estimate at least three inches.
 



That's what she said.  

Arrrrrrgggggggghhh!

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:42:40 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
...so I ended up explaining Archimedes' principal to her.[div]



Isn't it principle?  

Or is it really principal?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:46:00 AM EDT
[#21]
whats with all these hotties going for ugly arfcommers???






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