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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:34:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2010 8:38:09 AM EDT by NoStockBikes]


She just watched that "This Is It" documentary.

Ok, sure, the guy was talented, and there's a few songs I don't mind, but it's like she's going of the f'ing deep end. She even has my son convinced to put a couple of songs on his iPod.

I've been telling MJ jokes around the house to annoy her.

Damn Lautenberg.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:38:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:40:04 AM EDT
Has she been encouraging your son to have his friends over to play?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:04:47 AM EDT
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

















When the big hand touches the little hand.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:08:00 AM EDT
Tagged, for more Michael Jackson jokes.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:11:13 AM EDT
Yeek. I'd be on a "buy the wife some earbuds", kick.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:14:13 AM EDT
Fight back. Polka kick.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:27:10 AM EDT
I would listen to nothing but Slayer, extremely loud, until she gets over that shit.

If that doesn't work, eject.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:23:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Warpiper:
I would listen to nothing but Slayer, extremely loud, until she gets over that shit.

If that doesn't work, eject.


Lol, I was going to suggest Motorhead.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:26:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Warpiper:
I would listen to nothing but Slayer, extremely loud, until she gets over that shit.

If that doesn't work, eject.


Even better would be David Allan Coe's x-rated album.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:31:12 AM EDT
Say what you will, but I watched that documentary (or some of it) the other day.

MJ could still dance like a raped ape at age 50.

He did not look like someone strung out on drugs.

Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:31:25 AM EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPtz7wVDHI
I don't know how to embed
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:32:42 AM EDT
What does Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both leave little boys' houses with empty sacks.

What does JCPenney and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boys' pants half off.

How can you tell when Michael Jackson is out on a date?
When there's a Big Wheel parked on his yard.

What did the man say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Get out of my sun.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
Cause there are 20 of them.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:36:30 AM EDT
Michael Jackson's last words: "Could you please take me to a children's hospital?"
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:39:04 AM EDT

I'm the oddball; I really liked MJ's music, at least in the 80's and very early 90's. Smooth Criminal & Dirty Diana...two of my favorites!
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:49:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Khemist:
Say what you will, but I watched that documentary (or some of it) the other day.

MJ could still dance like a raped ape at age 50.

He did not look like someone strung out on drugs.







Lulz, he was accused multiple times of child molestation, moved to the UAE but was too fucked up for even them to accept, and he went from being a black man to a white woman and expected us to believe it was a combination of Vitiligo (which has never been known to occur over the entire body) and only 2 surgeries.

Then there's the BBC documentary of him abusing his kids because of his delusions.

So what part of that doesn't seem consistent with addict behavior?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:51:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bloodsport2885:
Originally Posted By Khemist:
Say what you will, but I watched that documentary (or some of it) the other day.

MJ could still dance like a raped ape at age 50.

He did not look like someone strung out on drugs.







Lulz, he was accused multiple times of child molestation, moved to the UAE but was too fucked up for even them to accept, and he went from being a black man to a white woman and expected us to believe it was a combination of Vitiligo (which has never been known to occur over the entire body) and only 2 surgeries.

Then there's the BBC documentary of him abusing his kids because of his delusions.

So what part of that doesn't seem consistent with addict behavior?


But his energy! No one on drugs could have that kind of energy!
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:54:06 AM EDT
Wow she has horrible taste. He sucks and always sucked. I said that in the 80's when everyone was crazy about "BAD."
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:54:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Khemist:
Say what you will, but I watched that documentary (or some of it) the other day.

MJ could still dance like a raped ape at age 50.

He did not look like someone strung out on drugs.





I'll be using that.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:58:46 AM EDT
Thought this was cool
Young Jackson vs. Old Jackson Duet
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:01:50 AM EDT
You know, I tried to hate MJ but after hearing this song on the radio coming home from work, I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88J6IzWAFg
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:06:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
You know, I tried to hate MJ but after hearing this song on the radio coming home from work, I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88J6IzWAFg


Oh Spartan...
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:12:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
You know, I tried to hate MJ but after hearing this song on the radio coming home from work, I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88J6IzWAFg


Oh Spartan...


Oh, you never loved me anyway.

But if it makes you feel better, my personal theme music* is still this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhTDxaSnTk

*That plays whenever I'm out walking around.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:16:09 AM EDT
He was pretty good as a young black man...liked his stuff...

he started sucking when he became a white woman...figuratively and literally.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:21:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2010 11:22:49 AM EDT by OhioEd]
Edit: Some one "Beat It" to that one.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:22:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
You know, I tried to hate MJ but after hearing this song on the radio coming home from work, I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88J6IzWAFg


Oh Spartan...


Oh, you never loved me anyway.

But if it makes you feel better, my personal theme music* is still this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhTDxaSnTk

*That plays whenever I'm out walking around.


I'm a woman, I'm not capable of love.

But that is some creeeepy music with very dramatic violins (and fruity little jingly bells).


Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:31:01 AM EDT
Some more jokes for the fun, and my SO is a huge fan too.


1) The day MJ died, I thought there was a hurricane in California. Then I realized it was just all the young boy's sighs of relief.

2) What's black and comes in a little white can? MJ!

3) When MJ died, the state of California was forced to disrespect his burial wishes and had to have him recycled, since he was composed of so much plastic. It seems fitting though, because now he can be made into little boy's toys, and they can still play with him.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:33:54 AM EDT
My condolences.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:42:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2010 11:42:24 AM EDT by StarJumper]
I liked Michael Jackson. Billie Jean and Never Can Say goodbye (from the early days) are personal favorites.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:42:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2010 11:43:57 AM EDT by Spartanatheart]
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
You know, I tried to hate MJ but after hearing this song on the radio coming home from work, I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88J6IzWAFg


Oh Spartan...


Oh, you never loved me anyway.

But if it makes you feel better, my personal theme music* is still this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhTDxaSnTk

*That plays whenever I'm out walking around.


I'm a woman, I'm not capable of love.

But that is some creeeepy music with very dramatic violins (and fruity little jingly bells).



Well it is music from a dark movie.

If it'll make you feel better though, I can switch back to my other theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdml1iGwns

I may make a switch to this one though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:56:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2010 11:59:59 AM EDT by BigeasySnow]
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:
You know, I tried to hate MJ but after hearing this song on the radio coming home from work, I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88J6IzWAFg


Oh Spartan...


Oh, you never loved me anyway.

But if it makes you feel better, my personal theme music* is still this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhTDxaSnTk

*That plays whenever I'm out walking around.


I'm a woman, I'm not capable of love.

But that is some creeeepy music with very dramatic violins (and fruity little jingly bells).



Well it is music from a dark movie.

If it'll make you feel better though, I can switch back to my other theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdml1iGwns

I may make a switch to this one though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU


I used to have theme music, then the voices were complaining that they couldn't hear themselves think so I had to give it up.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:57:29 AM EDT
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