My wife is making tear gas or some sort of WMD in the kitchen.

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My wife is making tear gas or some sort of WMD in the kitchen.

Posted: 10/30/2004 9:58:39 AM EDT

So I married this little mexican girl and this year I grew some Jalapeno's in the backyard. She is currently frying the jalapeno's in the kitchen. Have any of you ever fried jalapenos???

Let me tell ya I can barely breath in here. I have opened the back door and windows to air this place out. Man this shit burns your lungs. Just thought I would share my misery

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:00:36 AM EDT

[#1]

Excellent training.

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:05:58 AM EDT

[#2]

Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:08:47 AM EDT

[#3]

Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

not in this house

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:12:02 AM EDT

[#4]

What no recipe?

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:13:12 AM EDT

[#5]

Sounds tasy to me!

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:25:35 AM EDT

[#6]

My wife won't even let me cook my chili sauce in the house. I use a half-dozen haberneros and jalepenos and simmer the sauce overnight in a crock-pot. When I cooked it in the house, she says she would wake up with her eyes stinging and tearing. So now I have to cook it in the garage.

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:29:22 AM EDT

[#7]

I love the smell of Capsasian in the morning ........... Smells like Dinner

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:31:42 AM EDT

[#8]

dude, ya'll should have been in the kitchen when we first got a george foreman grill and my wife dropped some jalapeno and garlic cloves on it....GOOD GOD!

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:32:20 AM EDT

[#9]

I love the smell of Capsasian in the morning ........... Smells like Dinner

You need to go on the road with your act!

I always look for the "ACK!" hacking hairball cat, when I am in the mood for a chuckle.

MT

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:33:48 AM EDT

[#10]

I'm a big pepper eater, so i decided to get a halbenraro pepper, and cook it into a hamburger the other day... i was ready to pull out the gas mask, i didnt know what the hell i was thinking... never fried an jalapeno though.

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:35:05 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

i won't even go near this one

Posted: 10/30/2004 10:36:48 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Man this shit burns your lungs.

Wait til you try to take a shit.

Posted: 10/30/2004 11:18:37 AM EDT

[#13]

la casa de OC..............muy bueno........................

Posted: 10/30/2004 11:21:04 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

[John Edwards] Lube is for pussies! [/John Edwards]

Posted: 10/30/2004 11:49:33 AM EDT

[#15]

....naw man, she's making lasagna.

Posted: 10/30/2004 11:53:49 AM EDT

[#16]

My mom used to fry those little red peppers in the kitchen when she would cook some Thai food. Those little red suckers that would burn like hell if I just touched one to my tongue. She'd empty out the whole house, but she would stand in there and not even cough.

Posted: 10/30/2004 11:56:00 AM EDT

[#17]

Why were you in the kitchen anyway?

Posted: 10/30/2004 11:58:59 AM EDT

[#18]

MMMM Jalapenos!

Can't tolerate habaneros--although I do grow them for friends. Beautiful plants and fruit...

WMD...Mr Gwen eats natto...a fermented bean product that smells so bad...I have begged him not to eat it in the house.

Gwen

Posted: 10/30/2004 12:01:34 PM EDT

[#19]

My wife is making tear gas or some sort of WMD

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Posted: 10/30/2004 12:04:36 PM EDT

[#20]

An MRE heater and tabasco sauce will work wonders.

Taught to me by a Marine ( go figure ).

Posted: 10/30/2004 2:33:58 PM EDT

[#21]

Hell yes they are good fried. Cut the tops off, take out the seeds and cut them into strips. Bread them like a chicken fried steak or your favorite batter and fry till crisp. Great with a cold beer.

Posted: 10/30/2004 2:34:05 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

Very true. When I eat em' my ass bleeds which in turn makes my poop slide out easier!

Posted: 10/30/2004 2:35:50 PM EDT

[#23]

mmmmmmmmmmm jalapenos

Posted: 10/30/2004 2:46:42 PM EDT

[#24]

I belive it was Paul Rodriguez who said, "Mexican men can't be gay, we eat jalepeno's"Justin

Posted: 10/30/2004 3:46:38 PM EDT

[#25]

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