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Posted: 10/30/2004 8:58:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 8:59:17 AM EST by spm681]
So I married this little mexican girl and this year I grew some Jalapeno's in the backyard. She is currently frying the jalapeno's in the kitchen. Have any of you ever fried jalapenos???

Let me tell ya I can barely breath in here. I have opened the back door and windows to air this place out. Man this shit burns your lungs. Just thought I would share my misery

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:00:36 AM EST
Excellent training.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:05:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 9:06:08 AM EST by mjohn3006]
Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:08:47 AM EST

Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

not in this house
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:12:02 AM EST
What no recipe?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:13:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:25:35 AM EST
My wife won't even let me cook my chili sauce in the house. I use a half-dozen haberneros and jalepenos and simmer the sauce overnight in a crock-pot. When I cooked it in the house, she says she would wake up with her eyes stinging and tearing. So now I have to cook it in the garage.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:29:22 AM EST
I love the smell of Capsasian in the morning ........... Smells like Dinner
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:31:42 AM EST
dude, ya'll should have been in the kitchen when we first got a george foreman grill and my wife dropped some jalapeno and garlic cloves on it....GOOD GOD!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:32:20 AM EST

I love the smell of Capsasian in the morning ........... Smells like Dinner

You need to go on the road with your act!

I always look for the "ACK!" hacking hairball cat, when I am in the mood for a chuckle.

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:33:48 AM EST
I'm a big pepper eater, so i decided to get a halbenraro pepper, and cook it into a hamburger the other day... i was ready to pull out the gas mask, i didnt know what the hell i was thinking... never fried an jalapeno though.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:35:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

i won't even go near this one
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:36:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:
Man this shit burns your lungs.

Wait til you try to take a shit.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:18:37 AM EST
la casa de OC..............muy bueno........................
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:21:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

[John Edwards] Lube is for pussies! [/John Edwards]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:49:33 AM EST
....naw man, she's making lasagna.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:53:49 AM EST
My mom used to fry those little red peppers in the kitchen when she would cook some Thai food. Those little red suckers that would burn like hell if I just touched one to my tongue. She'd empty out the whole house, but she would stand in there and not even cough.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:56:00 AM EST
Why were you in the kitchen anyway?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:58:59 AM EST
MMMM Jalapenos!

Can't tolerate habaneros--although I do grow them for friends. Beautiful plants and fruit...

WMD...Mr Gwen eats natto...a fermented bean product that smells so bad...I have begged him not to eat it in the house.

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 11:01:34 AM EST

My wife is making tear gas or some sort of WMD

Ha! Ha! Ha!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 11:04:36 AM EST
An MRE heater and tabasco sauce will work wonders.

Taught to me by a Marine ( go figure ).
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:33:58 PM EST
Hell yes they are good fried. Cut the tops off, take out the seeds and cut them into strips. Bread them like a chicken fried steak or your favorite batter and fry till crisp. Great with a cold beer.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:34:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Jalapenos make a good anal lube too.

Very true. When I eat em' my ass bleeds which in turn makes my poop slide out easier!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:35:50 PM EST
mmmmmmmmmmm jalapenos
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:46:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 1:47:45 PM EST by jmarkma]
I belive it was Paul Rodriguez who said, "Mexican men can't be gay, we eat jalepeno's"Justin
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:46:38 PM EST
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