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Posted: 9/8/2004 5:33:03 PM EDT
I tried to educate her on definitions,  2nd amendment, hunting rifles, larger calibers vs  small calibers.
She is a sheeple. It would be cruel to let her go through life in the mental state she is in. She might as well move to Kalifornia and be a Senator. "you only need 1 gun for targets, the rest is waste.....
blah...blah....blah.  Screw her, I"ll just get my next firearm sooner!  XD .40  3"  ......
for targets.
The short list:
XD .40 3"
SA Garand scout
nother 1911
AR varment
Ak...might come in handy??
FAE (Fuel Air Explosive)  doesn't hurt to be prepared.  
I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.  

<Changed title a bit.  Please don't advocate murder--even as a joke.>
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:33:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Just don't let her vote

Edited to say thread names like that make my pee pee hurt.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:35:44 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't kill her. Just take her to a Victim's Meeting and let her hear what people have gone through and how differently it would have been if they'd had a weapon to defend themselves.

Or tell her my story. I was raped, beaten in the head with a telephone until my ear had to be sewn back on, and THAT is why I'm pro-gun. She better hope it never comes to that for her because I would much rather have had a different wake up call than the one I got.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:35:51 PM EDT
[#3]
That is the twist, she can see Kerry is a phoney! No coaching needed.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:36:06 PM EDT
[#4]
I have to ask.  We're you involved with guns before you married and did you know her views then?

If the answers are "yes" and "yes"...  
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:38:15 PM EDT
[#5]
I agree don't let her vote and after the election devorce her cause it won't work.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:39:34 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I tried to educate her on definitions,  2nd amendment, hunting rifles, larger calibers vs  small calibers.
She is a sheeple. It would be cruel to let her go through life in the mental state she is in. She might as well move to Kalifornia and be a Senator. "you only need 1 gun for targets, the rest is waste.....
blah...blah....blah.  Screw her, I"ll just get my next firearm sooner!  XD .40  3"  ......
for targets.
The short list:
XD .40 3"
SA Garand scout
nother 1911
AR varment
Ak...might come in handy??
FAE (Fuel Air Explosive)  doesn't hurt to be prepared.  
I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.  




Is your wife from Omaha?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:39:43 PM EDT
[#7]
IBTL. I dont do that often.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:40:04 PM EDT
[#8]
This has got to be the best title I've seen in a long time.

Don't kill her, just protect her.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:41:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Delete this entire thread.

Jeesh!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:41:12 PM EDT
[#10]
my wife said if i buy another gun she was going to leave me,  (you know whats coming)

I'M GONNA MISS HER, LOOKIE HERE ANOTHER GUN

(arfcom members yelling in the background) yea go buddy, woo hoo.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:41:47 PM EDT
[#11]
<-- at your thread title
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:42:41 PM EDT
[#12]
You should shoot yourself now.

It is your responsibility to protect your wife against anyone who would harm her . . . .
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:45:36 PM EDT
[#13]
That was a pretty trivial pic removal   ..........  you know what I mean....
Please heed this.....




Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:47:10 PM EDT
[#14]


Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:47:32 PM EDT
[#15]
IBTL

Nah, like it was said earlier, take her to a few victims support meetings, let her know that ALL of those people in there are victims and that it's partly HER fault for if they were armed, they probably wouldn't be victims, then, poke her in the pooper and post pix.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:48:13 PM EDT
[#16]
[sigh]...Yes...<Removed>
the only way to be sure...
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:49:03 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I have to ask.  We're you involved with guns before you married and did you know her views then?

If the answers are "yes" and "yes"...  


We used to go shooting together. My buddy Kevin had a Redhawk, I had a Blackhawk and
a Security Six. That would have been about 1980.  Two years ago the firarm bug  bit and now she
tolerrates me. But.....she has been tolerant.
List of tolerant things:
Raced Motorcycles for 20 years
Ran Marathons until 1997
Spent big bucks on Bicycles.
I just can't get her to budge a little on her stance.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:49:16 PM EDT
[#18]
if my wife came with a warining like that i'd tear it off and then I'd marry her,  I'd let her keep that g-string though.



<Removed.  1.) Posting derogatory comments of a sexual nature.>
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:49:27 PM EDT
[#19]

SELF DEFENSE IS A HUMAN RIGHT

www.a-human-right.com/
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:50:22 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
[sigh]...Yes...<Removed>
the only way to be sure...



Replies like this make my pee pee hurt
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:54:21 PM EDT
[#21]
No don't kill her.  You lose too since your guns will be confiscated.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:54:33 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I tried to educate her on definitions,  2nd amendment, hunting rifles, larger calibers vs  small calibers.
She is a sheeple. It would be cruel to let her go through life in the mental state she is in. She might as well move to Kalifornia and be a Senator. "you only need 1 gun for targets, the rest is waste.....
blah...blah....blah.  Screw her, I"ll just get my next firearm sooner!  XD .40  3"  ......
for targets.
The short list:
XD .40 3"
SA Garand scout
nother 1911
AR varment
Ak...might come in handy??
FAE (Fuel Air Explosive)  doesn't hurt to be prepared.  
I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.  




Its a TRAP

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:57:53 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
No don't kill her.  You lose too since your guns will be confiscated.



Hadn't thought of that one.  I guess she can live for now.

Maybe I could marry Senator Feinstine( spelling?  wtf)
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:59:03 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No don't kill her.  You lose too since your guns will be confiscated.



Hadn't thought of that one.  I guess she can live for now.

Maybe I could marry Senator Feinstine
( spelling?  wtf)



I would rather eat cat shit


Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:02:07 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
my wife said if i buy another gun she was going to leave me,  (you know whats coming)

I'M GONNA MISS HER, LOOKIE HERE ANOTHER GUN

(arfcom members yelling in the background) yea go buddy, woo hoo.



YES.................AND THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE !!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:02:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Is your wife Gloria Alred?

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:05:33 PM EDT
[#27]
You married her.  Why not get to the root of the problem and kill yourself?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:06:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Take her shooting with you. When I  bought my first revolver, I took a shooting class with her and me.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:06:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Why don't you post a pic, then I'll let you know.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:16:48 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Take her shooting with you. When I  bought my first revolver, I took a shooting class with her and me.



Tried it, again, she won't allow her skin to come in contact with the  murder tool.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:19:58 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
You married her.  Why not get to the root of the problem and kill yourself?



Rosstradamus,  I just want you to know that, here at AR15.com  .... we don't  care what your sexual preferance is.  It's ok, just be yourself, we won't treat you any differant.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:52:07 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
You married her.  Why not get to the root of the problem and kill yourself?




+1


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:54:55 PM EDT
[#33]
Just beat her senseless on election day so she can't vote!   J/K
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:53:03 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:09:56 AM EDT
[#35]
http://www.nomarriage.com/
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