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Posted: 9/19/2005 4:18:07 PM EDT
No, you Pervs, it isn't like that!

I know I'm going to burn in hell for this one, but after we symbolically revoked Sig's Man Card a few weeks ago due to no Pie for 3 years, he manned up, dumped the girlfriend, began dating 3 different wimmenz, and finally "closed escrow" - so I told my wife, who went out to dinner with him tonight (no, she's not one of the women he's dating!) to make him up a "man" card and present it to him.

Needless to say, his reaction was priceless - wish she could have caught it on tape!

Sorry, Nich - I couldn't help myself.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 4:20:56 PM EDT
awesome.. Arfcom requires pictures of said card!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 4:25:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 4:33:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 4:34:25 PM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
that's great.

my wife keeps threatening to type up some legal looking paper to send to scaryguy's wife. so that he can get visitation with his testicles once a month.




TEXT of ROUGHLY 3 DOZEN PM'S NOW WAITING IN The_Beer_Slayer's INBOX AFTER THAT POST:

"Pssst. Uh, dude... could I get one of those too? Hook a brother up."

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 4:36:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 4:40:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MMcCall:
awesome.. Arfcom requires pictures of said card!



As soon as I get home tonight, I will post it here - she really outdid herself on this one.

She said, when I asked her Sig's reaction when she handed it casually to him, "PwNED!"

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 4:46:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 4:46:45 PM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
that's great.

my wife keeps threatening to type up some legal looking paper to send to scaryguy's wife. so that he can get visitation with his testicles once a month.




TEXT of ROUGHLY 3 DOZEN PM'S NOW WAITING IN The_Beer_Slayer's INBOX AFTER THAT POST:

"Pssst. Uh, dude... could I get one of those too? Hook a brother up."





yours is being mailed out tomorrow



LOL, naw.. I won my testicles back in the divorce.

Only cost me the house, car, half of my pension, half of my shit, 2 years of spousal support, and $15K in attorneys' fees.

So, you know, it was a great deal for ME!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:56:59 PM EDT
Can anyone take a WORD document and change it into a JPG or picture type file so I can post the Man Card?
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:04:49 PM EDT
Man cards are taken by those who deserve them. Not given.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:06:11 PM EDT
Open the document in word.

Resize as necessary so it all fits on the monitor screen.

When you can see the whole mancard on the screen, hit CTL + ALT + PRINT SCREEN

Open up "Paint."

"Paste" into the image (say yes if it asks you to resize the image area).

Use the box selection thing to "crop" the image to "cut" out the MS Word parts.
(I.e., have the dotted line of the box just cover the man card, then select "cut" from the editing menu.

Tell Paint, "file, new."

Paste what you just cut into the image area.

Save as .JPG

Upload to your web server.

Post URL here.

2 minute job, max.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:25:53 PM EDT
I gotta see this. Google images is full of off-target stuff.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:30:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:32:10 PM EDT
That's awesome
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:39:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 8:03:40 PM EDT by SigSaurP228]

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
No, you Pervs, it isn't like that!

I know I'm going to burn in hell for this one, but after we symbolically revoked Sig's Man Card a few weeks ago due to no Pie for 3 years, he manned up, dumped the girlfriend, began dating 3 different wimmenz, and finally "closed escrow" - so I told my wife, who went out to dinner with him tonight (no, she's not one of the women he's dating!) to make him up a "man" card and present it to him.

Needless to say, his reaction was priceless - wish she could have caught it on tape!

Sorry, Nich - I couldn't help myself.




P.s. you forgot the disclaimer at the bottom. Kelly was even gracious enough to laminate it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:44:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 7:45:01 PM EDT by SigSaurP228]
P.s. PIE 2.5 hours of good country girl pie.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:46:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
No, you Pervs, it isn't like that!

I know I'm going to burn in hell for this one, but after we symbolically revoked Sig's Man Card a few weeks ago due to no Pie for 3 years, he manned up, dumped the girlfriend, began dating 3 different wimmenz, and finally "closed escrow" - so I told my wife, who went out to dinner with him tonight (no, she's not one of the women he's dating!) to make him up a "man" card and present it to him.

Needless to say, his reaction was priceless - wish she could have caught it on tape!

Sorry, Nich - I couldn't help myself.



You forgot the disclaimer at the bottom. Kelly was even gracious enough to laminate it.



For some reasons it wouldn't come up in the document she sent me. I think it said something about "This card subject to revocation at any time." So you better watch yourself!

Yeah, she told me she had it laminated too!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:47:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
P.s. PIE 2.5 hours of good country girl pie.



I remember Pie - oh so long ago.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 7:48:44 PM EDT
So if I haven't had pie in like 3 years.... is my man card no longer valid??
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 8:19:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
So if I haven't had pie in like 3 years.... is my man card no longer valid??



That is correct, sir.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 8:25:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
So if I haven't had pie in like 3 years.... is my man card no longer valid??



That is correct, sir.



I can now say +1
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 8:30:12 PM EDT
Well shit.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 8:30:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
So if I haven't had pie in like 3 years.... is my man card no longer valid??






I would have probably got a hold of some store bought pie before that!


Link Posted: 9/19/2005 8:33:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
Well shit.



Sorry, dude. Them's the rules.
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