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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:14:57 AM EST
Cause I confuse the living shit outta her






Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:16:05 AM EST
We dont understand you either
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:16:25 AM EST
And you don't understand the rules here.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:16:33 AM EST
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We dont understand you either
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I knew you loved me!



Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:16:37 AM EST
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We dont understand you either
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Especially your inability to follow the rules.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:18:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 2A373:
And you don't understand the rules here.
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Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight.


Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:19:28 AM EST
You forgot something important.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:20:28 AM EST
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To publish her cell number?


Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:20:35 AM EST
OP is weird, doesn't follow the rules, and has gas... Normal GD thread! Welcome aboard.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:23:35 AM EST
It's ok, she doesn't understand me either!
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:24:03 AM EST
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That's what she said...


Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:24:30 AM EST
Never worry about what a woman says unless it is "I have to find myself" or " It's me, not you"
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:24:41 AM EST
Post some pics of her and I might be able to help.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:25:09 AM EST
Am I going to have to lock it down?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:26:21 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ShermiesRule:
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That's what she said...



Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:27:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:

That's what she said...
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Originally Posted By ShermiesRule:
Am I going to have to lock it down?

That's what she said...



What the fuck OP? Rules are rules...
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:28:21 AM EST
Did you admit to cross dressing and signed up for reassignment surgery?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:31:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
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I need to try that and see what her reaction would be... thanks for the idea!



Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:38:33 AM EST
You sound like a teenager going through a phase....
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:39:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:42:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By WileyG27:
Cause I confuse the living shit outta her






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Good tactic - keep her off balance! I keep mine worried I am going off the deep end and then she is relieved I don't.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:58:22 AM EST
By "Confuse the shit out of her" I think OP means to say, I am incapable of following the rules in GD, laying claim to farts, and otherwise being less than half a retard.

Thread sucks
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:14:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:17:37 AM EST
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Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid.


Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:30:51 AM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:


Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid.


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Originally Posted By WileyG27:


Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid.




Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:34:27 AM EST
Mine just rolls her eyes and ignores me.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:35:32 AM EST
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Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me.
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:


Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid.




Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me.

Are we married??


Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:38:17 AM EST
?????
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:43:27 AM EST
Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:45:44 AM EST
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Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817
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Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes.



Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:47:43 AM EST
What exactly are you fishing for op?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:48:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:

Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes.



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Originally Posted By midcap:
Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817

Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes.





I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:49:34 AM EST
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I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:
Originally Posted By midcap:
Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817

Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes.





I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them.




Link Posted: 1/19/2015 2:04:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:

I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them.





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Originally Posted By midcap:
Originally Posted By WileyG27:
Originally Posted By midcap:
Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817

Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes.





I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them.







Link Posted: 1/19/2015 2:04:28 AM EST
THIS THREAD....

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 3:05:16 AM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:

Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight.


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Originally Posted By WileyG27:
Originally Posted By 2A373:
And you don't understand the rules here.

Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight.




POOP THREAD!
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 3:09:49 AM EST
Still waiting for pics of the ol' ball and chain.....
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 3:18:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Still waiting for pics of the ol' ball and chain.....
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Alright...







So many weird requests...





Link Posted: 1/19/2015 3:44:47 AM EST
So your avatar is a self portrait, then?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 3:58:30 AM EST
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So your avatar is a self portrait, then?
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Only when I forget I'm lactose intolerant and drink milk.



Link Posted: 1/19/2015 4:41:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By WileyG27:
Cause I confuse the living shit outta her






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You dont say...
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 5:09:45 AM EST
You seem confused OP.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 5:32:55 AM EST
My wife and friends have always said I will not die of natural causes.

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 6:13:52 AM EST


It's not that she doesn't understand you.

It's that she just doesn't care.


Link Posted: 1/19/2015 6:42:54 AM EST
Men are easy to understand...if we don't have an erection, fix us a sammich.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 6:48:19 AM EST
Dilldos this early in the AM?

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 6:53:42 AM EST
If you find someone who does, run!
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 7:34:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By midcap:
Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817
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I smell corn dogs
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 7:35:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:

To publish her cell number?


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Originally Posted By Silver_Surfer:
You forgot something important.

To publish her cell number?





Already got it, 867-5309
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 7:57:39 AM EST
I`ll bring my Boxerdog over and let him gas up the place. THEN she`ll have something to gripe about.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 8:06:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:

Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight.


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Originally Posted By WileyG27:
Originally Posted By 2A373:
And you don't understand the rules here.

Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight.



Jesus! Avatar is appropriate.
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