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Posted: 7/21/2008 6:33:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 7:08:59 PM EST by Subnet]
And I'm not sure what to make of it.

EDIT: Fuck it, I'll do a quick 15 minute broadcast. I gotta try this shit.

www.rambling-geek.com
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:34:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 6:35:12 PM EST by -GunNutJuell-]
Hell yes! I drank that shit in highschool before I knew what good drinkin' was!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:34:39 PM EST
You're married to a sixteen year old girl?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:34:52 PM EST
She thinks you're a cheap date.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:35:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
You're married to a sixteen year old girl?


Yeah, can your wife legally drive yet?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:35:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
You're married to a sixteen year old girl?


/thread



Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:35:22 PM EST
need at least 2 bottles
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:35:46 PM EST
either that or she's seeing a 16 year old boy!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:35:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
You're married to a sixteen year old girl?


Beet me to it...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:36:00 PM EST
It means you will have anal sex if you get her to drink the whole bottle.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:36:47 PM EST
Ah yes, a bottle of Boone's Farm just before the school dance. At a $1.49 a bottle, how could you beat that?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:37:34 PM EST
Welcome to high school.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:37:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By SWS:
She thinks you're a cheap date.


And easy...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:39:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 6:41:14 PM EST by Chokey]
I hope you have nothing important to do tomorrow morning

Boones and MD 20/20 made my high schools years pretty fun sometimes.

FYI: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-end_fortified_wine
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:40:13 PM EST
I've met Sub and his wife, they're not sixteen, so I'm missing out on the joke.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:41:27 PM EST
She says she bought it because she wanted to make some kind of Strawberry Daiquiri.

My sweet, lovely bride isn't much of a drinker...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:41:32 PM EST
You gonna get raped!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:41:46 PM EST
Me and my friends used to drink that stuff on Saturday nights while in Jr.High.
Terrible hangovers.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:42:04 PM EST
2 straws, race to the bottom!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:44:23 PM EST
she bring home strawberry flavored rolling papers too?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:46:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Deej86:
I've met Sub and his wife, they're not sixteen, so I'm missing out on the joke.


it's because it's a low cost trash drink that we all, well most of us drank while we were in high school.... It's not something that adults really get because it sucks so bad...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:46:59 PM EST
I have a cold bottle of that and watermelon sitting in my fridge right now.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:47:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
She says she bought it because she wanted to make some kind of Strawberry Daiquiri.

My sweet, lovely bride isn't much of a drinker...


Pics for the noobs, ja?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:48:51 PM EST
In for the hilarity and live feed that will possibly insue!

- Clint
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:50:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

Originally Posted By Deej86:
I've met Sub and his wife, they're not sixteen, so I'm missing out on the joke.


it's because it's a low cost trash drink that we all, well most of us drank while we were in high school.... It's not something that adults really get because it sucks so bad...


She didn't know any better (she lived a respectable childhood, and wasn't introduced to debauchery until she met me ). When I saw it, I started laughing hysterically, because my dear bride unwittingly bought a bum wine.

She's actually kind of pissed that I'm laughing at her unfortunate choice in beverage.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:51:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 7:00:27 PM EST by HBruns]
Sounds to me like someone wants to get lucky tonight.


....and you're online complaining? Where's that "Epic FAIL" pic when I need it?!



Here ya go!

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:52:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 6:53:11 PM EST by ZekeMenuar]
Boones Farms is for lightweights. Get some real embalming fluid.



This would make an outstanding sequel to your first production. It's a shame the Oscar committee overlooked that one.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:52:02 PM EST
turn on the webcam for her first swig, inquiring minds want to see the reaction
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:52:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

Originally Posted By Deej86:
I've met Sub and his wife, they're not sixteen, so I'm missing out on the joke.


it's because it's a low cost trash drink that we all, well most of us drank while we were in high school.... It's not something that adults really get because it sucks so bad...

I didn't drink in high school. I know all the 19 year olds drink Sparks now

<------ dated a 19 y/o for three months last year.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:54:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 6:55:46 PM EST by DanielT]

Originally Posted By Chokey:
Boones and MD 20/20 made my high schools years pretty fun sometimes.


Orange MD20/20 tastes exactly like Tang. Two bottles and you'll not only be completely plastered, but the next morning, you get the worst headache ever for absolutely free!

ETA: Subnet, man up and drink the entire bottle in one breath. You can do it!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:54:33 PM EST
my wife brought home some manaschevitz afew months ago....still inthe fridge. seems it wasn't like the good blackberry wine she gor in nc last summer.
all i did was laugh

damn its hard to post from a wii
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:56:39 PM EST
I kind of feel bad for laughing about it, because she meant well (again, she's not a drinker). She - like any good frugal shopper - was looking for value. She checked the alcohol content, noted that she likes strawberries, and saw the price. A little quick math determined that this was indeed a good bang for the buck, as it were.

She really tried. She budgets carefully, and wanted to enjoy a fru-fru kind of drink without breaking the bank. You gotta admire that.

I kind of feel bad for poking fun at her expense. She meant well.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:57:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
I kind of feel bad for laughing about it, because she meant well (again, she's not a drinker). She - like any good frugal shopper - was looking for value. She checked the alcohol content, noted that she likes strawberries, and saw the price. A little quick math determined that this was indeed a good bang for the buck, as it were.

She really tried. She budgets carefully, and wanted to enjoy a fru-fru kind of drink without breaking the bank. You gotta admire that.

I kind of feel bad for poking fun at her expense. She meant well.


Well, you know how to make it up to her.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:58:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By ZekeMenuar:
Boones Farms is for lightweights. Get some real embalming fluid.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/ZekeMenuar1/nightTrainNThunderbird.gif

This would make an outstanding sequel to your first production. It's a shame the Oscar committee overlooked that one.




I've actually seen empty bottles of Thunderbird at a transient camp....
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:58:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 6:59:18 PM EST by themagikbullet]
make her drink all her daquiri's

laugh

siihpalf (live feed)
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:58:32 PM EST
Thunderbird: what's the price? Fifty twice!


reaching way back into faulty memory, but isn't it calles Boonesfarm Strawberry Hill?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:58:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
I kind of feel bad for poking fun at her expense. She meant well.


Actually, it tastes better than most wine coolers I've tried. She could have done worse.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:59:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By junker46:
reaching way back into faulty memory, but isn't it calles Boonesfarm Strawberry Hill?


Cheap Chinese knock-off!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:00:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
When I saw it, I started laughing hysterically, because my dear bride unwittingly bought a bum wine.


I've never seen bums drink Strawberry Hill, just teenaged girls. Man, that stuff was liquid panty remover back in the day. That, and Purple Passion wine coolers. I'd always pick up some of each on a Saturday night.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:00:48 PM EST
I didn't know they made that stuff any more.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:02:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By DanielT:

Orange MD20/20 tastes exactly like Tang. Two bottles and you'll not only be completely plastered, but the next morning, you get the worst headache ever for absolutely free!


I saw a guy go insane from drinking two bottles of 20/20 one night. He just wigged the fuck out, started swinging at us, screaming all kinds of crazy shit... good thing there was an old mattress lying around so we could sit on him until he passed out. He was a good dude other than that, so we didn't leave him there on that hill to walk his sorry ass home the next AM

Ahh, the good ol' days...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:03:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By jnojr:

Originally Posted By Subnet:
When I saw it, I started laughing hysterically, because my dear bride unwittingly bought a bum wine.


I've never seen bums drink Strawberry Hill, just teenaged girls. Man, that stuff was liquid panty remover back in the day. That, and Purple Passion wine coolers. I'd always pick up some of each on a Saturday night.


I've never had it. It's reputation alone was enough to keep me away (that, and my parents had money! I raided the cabinet for the good shit! )

This would make an excellent live broadcast opportunity, even if it's a short lived one.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:03:34 PM EST
when I was 19 we drank real alcohol
helped that Canada was a 20 minute drive and the US border people never asked us to pop the trunk (pre 9-11)
car full of 19 and 20 year olds, been in canada 20 miutes, asked what we were doing and we always said sight seeing

they had to have known we were buying alcohol
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:05:35 PM EST
My wife drinks that crap, she likes the strawberry daiquiri or the sangria. FYI it takes at least 2 bottles to put her in the mood
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:08:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:


This would make an excellent live broadcast opportunity, even if it's a short lived one.


Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:09:12 PM EST
Fuck it, I'll do a quick 15 minute broadcast. I gotta try this shit.

www.rambling-geek.com
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:10:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By JohnCrighton:
You gonna get raped!

Exactly. She's gonna roofie that boone's right up and RAPE the shit outta ya!!!
(it always works)
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:11:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Fuck it, I'll do a quick 15 minute broadcast. I gotta try this shit.

www.rambling-geek.com


Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:11:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By themagikbullet:

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Fuck it, I'll do a quick 15 minute broadcast. I gotta try this shit.

www.rambling-geek.com


shekera.com/im-watching-you.jpg


Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:13:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Fuck it, I'll do a quick 15 minute broadcast. I gotta try this shit.

www.rambling-geek.com


Chug it dammit!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:14:12 PM EST
Put that damned Garand in a safe!

- Clint
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