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Posted: 4/13/2010 1:39:05 PM EDT
As I was sitting in my god forsaken Byzantine and Islam class today, our professor ( we shall refer to him as the british socialist fuckstick ) makes a comment about Obama and MSNBC. I sit in the front row and tried not to laugh, but it did not work.

On top of laughing I had decided to wear my infidel shirt from lifelibertyetc today, because I was tired of this idiots anti christianity bullshit, and felt like stirring the pot. I have a 96 in the class, and all that is left for the semester is the final, so fuck em I'm going to FO every class.

Dr. British Socialist Fuckstick decided to tell me that disagreeing with Obama or portraying the sort of disdain that I have for dear leader could be seen by some as dangerous or threatening, and that someone might report me or others who display the same sentiment torwards dear leader.

I was then told by Dr. British Socialist Fuckstick that Fox News was in the business of terror propaganda. I once again laughed, and the entire class (liberal arts university) began whispering about what was going on upfront.

The idiot next to me decided to call me a traitor and a conservative nutjob. I in my general manor smiled and laughed again, this time adding in a sort of crazy hysterical giggle every couple laughs just for effect.

Dr. Liberal Socialist Fuckstick Cockfag then explains to me why England is better and why socialism, worker ownership of industry, and unions are the answer to the current economy.

I laughed again and asked him why he decided to teach in America if England was so much better, and he said because he married an American.

I politely suggested that if they didn't like it here that I'm sure there was a teaching position in Europe that would fit their choice of government better.

I suspect I will no longer have an A at the end of the semester, but I'm not done yet. Thursday is my Only good Commie is a dead Commie shirt day. Pics on Thursday, my new camera should be here tomorrow.

Fucking foreigners coming to my motherfucking country and telling me I'm living wrong. Fuck him, Obama, and the rest of the mkotherfucking shit stains in this world.

I'm JSmith88 and I'm foing to a liberal arts classroom near you.
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 1:41:22 PM EDT
[#1]



Quoted:


As I was sitting in my god forsaken Byzantine and Islam class today, our professor ( we shall refer to him as the british socialist fuckstick ) makes a comment about Obama and MSNBC. I sit in the front row and tried not to laugh, but it did not work.



On top of laughing I had decided to wear my infidel shirt from lifelibertyetc today, because I was tired of this idiots anti christianity bullshit, and felt like stirring the pot. I have a 96 in the class, and all that is left for the semester is the final, so fuck em I'm going to FO every class.



Dr. British Socialist Fuckstick decided to tell me that disagreeing with Obama or portraying the sort of disdain that I have for dear leader could be seen by some as dangerous or threatening, and that someone might report me or others who display the same sentiment torwards dear leader.



I was then told by Dr. British Socialist Fuckstick that Fox News was in the business of terror propaganda. I once again laughed, and the entire class (liberal arts university) began whispering about what was going on upfront.



The idiot next to me decided to call me a traitor and a conservative nutjob. I in my general manor smiled and laughed again, this time adding in a sort of crazy hysterical giggle every couple laughs just for effect.



Dr. Liberal Socialist Fuckstick Cockfag then explains to me why England is better and why socialism, worker ownership of industry, and unions are the answer to the current economy.



I laughed again and asked him why he decided to teach in America if England was so much better, and he said because he married an American.



I politely suggested that if they didn't like it here that I'm sure there was a teaching position in Europe that would fit their choice of government better.



I suspect I will no longer have an A at the end of the semester, but I'm not done yet. Thursday is my Only good Commie is a dead Commie shirt day. Pics on Thursday, my new camera should be here tomorrow.



Fucking foreigners coming to my motherfucking country and telling me I'm living wrong. Fuck him, Obama, and the rest of the mkotherfucking shit stains in this world.



I'm JSmith88 and I'm foing to a liberal arts classroom near you.






 



Slimy...yet satisfying
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 1:44:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Manor is NOT the same as manner. Proper spelling and word usage helps your cause immensely.

I think I'd have waited until after finals to stir the shit.  Your grade point average is nothing to play around with.

But yeah fuck him and his dear leader worshiping faggotry. Did you remind him we still have a First Amendment here, if only for now???
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 1:44:54 PM EDT
[#3]
I would kill myself if i had to go back to college.
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 1:45:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 1:50:01 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:00:56 PM EDT
[#6]
So, why are you in a Liberal Arts classroom in the first place?

Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:02:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I suspect I will no longer have an A at the end of the semester, but I'm not done yet.

Keep working on it, you're not quite there yet.  My Woman's Studies "professor" offered to give me an "A" if I'd quit coming to class.  I declined.  I ended up with a "D", the only one of my college career.  She said she gave me a "D" because she knew if she flunked me I'd be back again next semester.  

Jane
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:06:48 PM EDT
[#8]
I've always wanted a Che tshirt



My screen print guy says the file I have isn't high enough res.........
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:06:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:08:05 PM EDT
[#10]
Me and junior mint sitting next to you would have had words after class.

Bulee Dat
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:16:46 PM EDT
[#11]
I am glad you stood up for what you believe, to many conservative types sit quitly and let the socialist, commies, progressives, marxists spout off at the mouth and change our country for the worse because no one else will stand up to them.
You want to save this country you have to stand up and damn the consequences.
Good job, im looking forward to Thursday's report.
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:21:36 PM EDT
[#12]
Sounds like my political science class today. The professor continually makes snide comments about conservatives, even today he went on and on about how the  Texas GOP party doesn't want any 2A infringements. His exact words were, "They believe you should be able to mount a machine gun on your vehicle and just ride around with it. Maybe even kill a few animals while they're at it. I wonder if they could get Sara Palin to ride with them."





 
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 2:39:27 PM EDT
[#13]



Good going, love to see someone disrupt an idiot in public or class!
Here's a suggestion for you to consider: Next time in class when Fuckstick and/or classmates tell you that disagreeing with Odummy is traitorous and such, just tell them that you are following the template they(the liberals) started with President Bush and maybe even bring examples of the slander and threats that were leveled every day against him. I would even follow that with something like "I've still got a ways to go before I get to the level of crazy that you liberals did but it's coming.... you dished it out and now you're gonna take it."





I've used the line about dishing it out, and it gets a funny reaction every time. The latest one was a liberal woman that stood there with her mouth wide open before she finally stammered "That's not fair!" Hilarious!





Please keep us updated and with pics!
 
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 6:54:49 PM EDT
[#14]
I had a brit call me a yank, I almost kicked his ASS!!!!
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 6:58:51 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


I had a brit call me a yank, I almost kicked his ASS!!!!


Texans.


 
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 7:05:40 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 7:23:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I had a brit call me a yank, I almost kicked his ASS!!!!


almost?
Link Posted: 4/13/2010 7:31:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I suspect I will no longer have an A at the end of the semester, but I'm not done yet.

Keep working on it, you're not quite there yet.  My Woman's Studies "professor" offered to give me an "A" if I'd quit coming to class.  I declined.  I ended up with a "D", the only one of my college career.  She said she gave me a "D" because she knew if she flunked me I'd be back again next semester.  

Jane


You must just be a terrible feminist.


Link Posted: 4/15/2010 4:33:28 AM EDT
[#19]
Well it is Thursday, and I'm preparing to FO to class. Commie shirt is on and taking Earl Grey Tea in an America Fuck Yeah mug just to piss him off.
AAR to follow this afternoon. I have 2 classes with Socialist Cockfag Brit Fuckstick today. Hilarity to follow stay tuned.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 4:34:52 AM EDT
[#20]
10/10

Link Posted: 4/15/2010 4:47:53 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Well it is Thursday, and I'm preparing to FO to class. Commie shirt is on and taking Earl Grey Tea in an America Fuck Yeah mug just to piss him off.
AAR to follow this afternoon. I have 2 classes with Socialist Cockfag Brit Fuckstick today. Hilarity to follow stay tuned.




Awesome.  Keep us updated.

I really like that extra touch of the Earl Grey in the "America Fuck Yeah" mug.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 4:53:16 AM EDT
[#22]
10/10; excellent rant, and to the point.

I had a similar run in with an arrogant, pinko, foreign, professor way back in the 1960s and although it cost me a couple of grade points; I wouldn't have had it any other way.

Continue to give the bastard hell.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 4:54:21 AM EDT
[#23]
I work for the world's largest defense contractor, and there are coworkers that voted for Obama because it was "nice", meanwhile next tuesday we are laying off 700 people or something...

dealing with liberal morons doesn't stop when you graduate...
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 4:56:19 AM EDT
[#24]
I wish I could witness the meltdown.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 4:59:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Well it is Thursday, and I'm preparing to FO to class. Commie shirt is on and taking Earl Grey Tea in an America Fuck Yeah mug just to piss him off.
AAR to follow this afternoon. I have 2 classes with Socialist Cockfag Brit Fuckstick today. Hilarity to follow stay tuned.


Remind him that he will henceforth be known to you as a prisoner of her majesty.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:01:33 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I would kill myself if i had to go back to college.


I have similar feelings, except its never myself that I'd be killing.
I prefer to reciprocate pain in no uncertain terms.

I'd wager some astute observation and a well timed invitation of
The Man into his life could get him deported of something.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:01:42 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:03:02 AM EDT
[#28]
tag
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:03:21 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Those fucking limeys suck dead donkey's balls


Damn good thing that you are not one of them.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:04:09 AM EDT
[#30]
Taggage for the hilarity to follow.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:04:16 AM EDT
[#31]
Lots of truth....however being w. fox is like getting caught with pants down.....and NO i am not saying any others are better.  Glenn Beck feels the planet will be ending in 22 hr. 19 min. 4 sec........DUDE, NO ONE COMES WHEN U CRY WOLF 24/7.  Gretchan Carlson makes me puke a lil in my mouth on site.  Fox/any media rant over.

I had  2 brit needledicks my yrs. at Auburn.......never had an epic ideology battle with them, though i always asked them why the hell they were polluting my country with their presence if they hated the U.S. that much.....no about it pal, these type profs are pieces of real shit.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:06:04 AM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:07:21 AM EDT
[#33]
In for the update this afternoon.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:07:24 AM EDT
[#34]
I had a teacher like that. I would have said somthing but 70% of the class where hot blonds with low shirts
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:08:27 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
I had a teacher like that. I would have said somthing but 70% of the class where hot blonds with low shirts


Well played....as that would have been my move
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:11:27 AM EDT
[#36]
If he starts in on you again just look at him likes hes insane and ask questions to politely bait him untill you are sure you have ruined his day.  Then just act like nothing happened.  He wants to get a rise out of you so turn it on him
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:14:19 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I suspect I will no longer have an A at the end of the semester, but I'm not done yet.

Keep working on it, you're not quite there yet.  My Woman's Studies "professor" offered to give me an "A" if I'd quit coming to class.  I declined.  I ended up with a "D", the only one of my college career.  She said she gave me a "D" because she knew if she flunked me I'd be back again next semester.  

Jane


You must just be a terrible feminist.




I think she should have gone back to the class anyway.  'D' is not a passing grade, from my point of view.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 5:27:02 AM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:01:02 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
So, why are you in a Liberal Arts classroom in the first place?


Yeah, major in a hard science, engineering, or math. You'll meet fewer idiots.

Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:04:47 AM EDT
[#40]
Any of you Yanks know where I can get some clips for my Ar ?
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:16:12 AM EDT
[#41]
so im in for fun at my polisci classes huh?
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:18:46 AM EDT
[#42]
Keep up the good fight

Just be ready though for when you leave class one day and find that one of the "peaceful, thoughtful" types keyed your truck.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:34:55 AM EDT
[#43]
Tag, wanna read the aftermath later.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:46:24 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
As I was sitting in my god forsaken Byzantine and Islam class today, our professor ( we shall refer to him as the british socialist fuckstick ) makes a comment about Obama and MSNBC. I sit in the front row and tried not to laugh, but it did not work.

On top of laughing I had decided to wear my infidel shirt from lifelibertyetc today, because I was tired of this idiots anti christianity bullshit, and felt like stirring the pot. I have a 96 in the class, and all that is left for the semester is the final, so fuck em I'm going to FO every class.

Dr. British Socialist Fuckstick decided to tell me that disagreeing with Obama or portraying the sort of disdain that I have for dear leader could be seen by some as dangerous or threatening, and that someone might report me or others who display the same sentiment torwards dear leader.

I was then told by Dr. British Socialist Fuckstick that Fox News was in the business of terror propaganda. I once again laughed, and the entire class (liberal arts university) began whispering about what was going on upfront.

The idiot next to me decided to call me a traitor and a conservative nutjob. I in my general manor smiled and laughed again, this time adding in a sort of crazy hysterical giggle every couple laughs just for effect.

Dr. Liberal Socialist Fuckstick Cockfag then explains to me why England is better and why socialism, worker ownership of industry, and unions are the answer to the current economy.

I laughed again and asked him why he decided to teach in America if England was so much better, and he said because he married an American.

I politely suggested that if they didn't like it here that I'm sure there was a teaching position in Europe that would fit their choice of government better.

I suspect I will no longer have an A at the end of the semester, but I'm not done yet. Thursday is my Only good Commie is a dead Commie shirt day. Pics on Thursday, my new camera should be here tomorrow.

Fucking foreigners coming to my motherfucking country and telling me I'm living wrong. Fuck him, Obama, and the rest of the mkotherfucking shit stains in this world.

I'm JSmith88 and I'm foing to a liberal arts classroom near you.



Oi  

Less of the "British" if you don't mind.

The socialist fuckstick is one of yours now..... don't try and lump the git in with us.

All college professors over there seem to be libtarded to the max, and in a state of Uber-Fap over Zero....... what gives over there?

It's like they've got an active programme to brainwash people into liberalism......

I feel for ya.... I really do.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:48:59 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
I had a brit call me a yank, I almost kicked his ASS!!!!


We could call you a Septic...... it's rhyming slang for Yank....




You know... as in Septic Tank... Yank.

Is that better
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:50:13 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Those fucking limeys suck dead donkey's balls


Damn good thing that you are not one of them.


Nah.... he's a Plastic Paddy that lives in London
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 6:52:16 AM EDT
[#47]
So do we have to pick a specific Brit to bash? Because, I want to claim Agent_Funky before anyone else does.

Agent_Funky sucks, is a self proclaimed bastard and doesn't even drive a Quattro!
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 7:11:26 AM EDT
[#48]
Find the Hilary clip where she's foaming at the mouth defending dissent during the Bush administration and play that to the idiot.
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 7:15:01 AM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:


I've always wanted a Che tshirt



http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/callgood/dead-che.gif?t=1271196235



My screen print guy says the file I have isn't high enough res.........


Well now...I'd definitely want one of those shirts!



 
Link Posted: 4/15/2010 7:19:47 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
So do we have to pick a specific Brit to bash? Because, I want to claim Agent_Funky before anyone else does.


Agent_Funky sucks, is a self proclaimed bastard and doesn't even drive a Quattro!






[James Mason voice on]

You sir are a Cad and a Bounder, and I demand a sincere appology at once

[James Mason voice off]

You are right though.... I don't drive a Quattro.


ETA.... thinking on, I don't remember there being much we disagree on... so this could be short lived.
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