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Posted: 3/11/2014 6:48:48 PM EDT
Cliche.  Hack.  Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose.  Slash.  Slow motion blood.  Flex and pose.  Cliche.  Historically inaccurate weapon.  Cliche.  Blood.  Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack.  Slash.  Blood.  Cliche.




That being said, it was good mindless entertainment.

Link Posted: 3/11/2014 6:53:59 PM EDT
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I hope you didn't expect historically accurate!  
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 6:55:33 PM EDT
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OP is pretty much dead on.  It sucked.  Glad I only spent $5 to see it.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:00:33 PM EDT
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Anybody that posts a neutral or negative review should also post their opinion of 300 so we can put their comments in context.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:01:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:01:28 PM EDT
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You forgot tits.  
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:02:30 PM EDT
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Damn it I meant to type Tits once.  Fuck.  

I'm going to edit it in.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:02:53 PM EDT
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Cliche.  Hack.  Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose.  Slash.  Slow motion blood.  Flex and pose.  Cliche.  Historically inaccurate weapon.  Cliche.  Blood.  Dramatic pose. Cliche. Hack.  Slash.  Blood.  Cliche.




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Ye forgots them tit-tays.

Okay, you fixed it. Better. lol
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:03:11 PM EDT
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I am not going to see it, but I have a feeling they are going to try too hard and ruin it.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:04:05 PM EDT
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If you liked the first one you'll like this one.,
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:07:20 PM EDT
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Cliche.  Hack.  Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose.  Slash.  Slow motion blood.  Flex and pose.  Cliche.  Historically inaccurate weapon.  Cliche.  Blood.  Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack.  Slash.  Blood.  Cliche.




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Sorry, what were the other things again?
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:09:19 PM EDT
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Cliche.  Hack.  Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose.  Slash.  Slow motion blood.  Flex and pose.  Cliche.  Historically inaccurate weapon.  Cliche.  Blood.  Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack.  Slash.  Blood.  Cliche.




That being said, it was good mindless entertainment.




Sorry, what were the other things again?


99.5% of the movie.  If you're paying to go to the movies for brief glimpses of tits, I have great news for you:  they can be seen without all the extraneous plot crap online....for free!
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:09:33 PM EDT
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You forgot tits.  




Damn it I meant to type Tits once.  Fuck.  



I'm going to edit it in.
Yup



Tits, burning city, blood, "Come to stroke your cock while watching real men train?", boats, tits, bouncing tits, tits,  "You fight harder than you fuck", exploding boats, tits.



 
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:09:59 PM EDT
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LOL...flex and pose...flex and pose.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:16:20 PM EDT
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If you liked the first one you'll like this one.,
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I am not going to see it, but I have a feeling they are going to try too hard and ruin it.


If you liked the first one you'll like this one.,


Disagree. I was cool with the first even though it was objectively ridiculous. The actors sold it, and I could sorta see it as Greek vase art in movie form, despite the anachronisms and silliness.

The current version only improves on the prior version in that it has Eva Green tits. Which are spectacular. But the protagonist has zero screen presence and the action is deeply silly.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:21:53 PM EDT
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How did Eva Green look?
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:23:24 PM EDT
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Great as always...I prefer her as Vesper.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:40:20 PM EDT
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I always watch the X-Men movies for historical accuracy too!
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:45:51 PM EDT
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TITS!
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:47:54 PM EDT
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Absolutely loved 300.  Watched it at least a dozen times.

The new one sucked major donkey balls.  It was godawful.  The tits were the ONLY redeeming factor.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 7:50:12 PM EDT
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DID EVA GREEN GET NAKED OR WAS IT ANOTHER NO NAME ACTRESS?
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:00:34 PM EDT
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Cliche.  Hack.  Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose.  Slash.  Slow motion blood.  Flex and pose.  Cliche.  Historically inaccurate weapon.  Cliche.  Blood.  Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack.  Slash.  Blood.  Cliche.




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So your complaint was not enough tits?
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:03:36 PM EDT
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I felt compelled to post in this thread for my 300th post. Oh.... And that review is exactly how I imagined the movie being.

Do I win a sword or something?
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:04:51 PM EDT
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Yes. Well, no. Not naked. Topless.



If you want endless nudity, go watch Game of Thrones.



 
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:06:22 PM EDT
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So you like gladiator movies.

Ever seen a grown man naked?
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:06:49 PM EDT
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lets hear about these tits
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:08:42 PM EDT
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I am thinking 34 C med nip size and good Conformities. "and I got a B in English. look at the play on words."
Damn I am good just checked and correct.
 
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:10:55 PM EDT
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Im curious about the tits. Real deal, boob job, or CGI?
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:11:39 PM EDT
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That's kinda the point of the movie.  Expecting anything different is amusing.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:13:05 PM EDT
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Cliche.  Hack.  Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose.  Slash.  Slow motion blood.  Flex and pose.  Cliche.  Historically inaccurate weapon.  Cliche.  Blood.  Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack.  Slash.  Blood.  Cliche.




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SHIT, dude! How 'bout a fuckin' spoiler alert?

Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:16:57 PM EDT
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I guess ALIENS should have just been a rehash of ALIEN then.  Looks like Hollywood sets the bar so low because a lot of people have lowered it themselves.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:18:06 PM EDT
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I guess ALIENS should have just been a rehash of ALIEN then.  Looks like Hollywood sets the bar so low because a lot of people have lowered it themselves.
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That's kinda the point of the movie.  Expecting anything different is amusing.


I guess ALIENS should have just been a rehash of ALIEN then.  Looks like Hollywood sets the bar so low because a lot of people have lowered it themselves.


It is what it is.  You won't see me paying to see any movie these days.
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:19:46 PM EDT
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Eva Green's tits are the only reason to see this movie, and they aren't even the best tits in the film.  I'd get my money back and wait for it to hit DVD if I could.  (they aren't that good).
Link Posted: 3/11/2014 8:21:49 PM EDT
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Love and other Drugs can get a decent fix with Anne Hathaway


Girl I was dating at the time "2-3 dates" at the time wanted to see this when it came out, their was no comparison.




 
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