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Posted: 3/11/2014 6:48:48 PM EDT
Cliche. Hack. Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose. Slash. Slow motion blood. Flex and pose. Cliche. Historically inaccurate weapon. Cliche. Blood. Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack. Slash. Blood. Cliche.
That being said, it was good mindless entertainment. 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 6:53:59 PM EDT
I hope you didn't expect historically accurate!
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Posted: 3/11/2014 6:55:33 PM EDT
OP is pretty much dead on. It sucked. Glad I only spent $5 to see it.
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:00:33 PM EDT
Anybody that posts a neutral or negative review should also post their opinion of 300 so we can put their comments in context.
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:01:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:01:28 PM EDT
You forgot tits.
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:02:30 PM EDT
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You forgot tits. Damn it I meant to type Tits once. Fuck. I'm going to edit it in. 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:02:53 PM EDT
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Cliche. Hack. Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose. Slash. Slow motion blood. Flex and pose. Cliche. Historically inaccurate weapon. Cliche. Blood. Dramatic pose. Cliche. Hack. Slash. Blood. Cliche. That being said, it was good mindless entertainment.
Ye forgots them tit-tays. 
Okay, you fixed it. Better. lol |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:03:11 PM EDT
I am not going to see it, but I have a feeling they are going to try too hard and ruin it.
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:04:05 PM EDT
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I am not going to see it, but I have a feeling they are going to try too hard and ruin it. If you liked the first one you'll like this one., |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:07:20 PM EDT
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Cliche. Hack. Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose. Slash. Slow motion blood. Flex and pose. Cliche. Historically inaccurate weapon. Cliche. Blood. Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack. Slash. Blood. Cliche. That being said, it was good mindless entertainment.
Sorry, what were the other things again? |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:09:19 PM EDT
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Sorry, what were the other things again? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cliche. Hack. Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose. Slash. Slow motion blood. Flex and pose. Cliche. Historically inaccurate weapon. Cliche. Blood. Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack. Slash. Blood. Cliche. That being said, it was good mindless entertainment.
Sorry, what were the other things again? 99.5% of the movie. If you're paying to go to the movies for brief glimpses of tits, I have great news for you: they can be seen without all the extraneous plot crap online....for free! |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:09:33 PM EDT
Quote History Quoted: Damn it I meant to type Tits once. Fuck. I'm going to edit it in. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You forgot tits. Damn it I meant to type Tits once. Fuck. I'm going to edit it in. Tits, burning city, blood, "Come to stroke your cock while watching real men train?", boats, tits, bouncing tits, tits, "You fight harder than you fuck", exploding boats, tits. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:09:59 PM EDT
LOL...flex and pose...flex and pose.
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:16:20 PM EDT
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I am not going to see it, but I have a feeling they are going to try too hard and ruin it. If you liked the first one you'll like this one., Disagree. I was cool with the first even though it was objectively ridiculous. The actors sold it, and I could sorta see it as Greek vase art in movie form, despite the anachronisms and silliness. The current version only improves on the prior version in that it has Eva Green tits. Which are spectacular. But the protagonist has zero screen presence and the action is deeply silly. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:21:53 PM EDT
How did Eva Green look?
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:23:24 PM EDT
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How did Eva Green look? Great as always...I prefer her as Vesper. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:40:20 PM EDT
I always watch the X-Men movies for historical accuracy too!
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:45:51 PM EDT
TITS!
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:47:54 PM EDT
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Anybody that posts a neutral or negative review should also post their opinion of 300 so we can put their comments in context. Absolutely loved 300. Watched it at least a dozen times. The new one sucked major donkey balls. It was godawful. The tits were the ONLY redeeming factor. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:50:12 PM EDT
DID EVA GREEN GET NAKED OR WAS IT ANOTHER NO NAME ACTRESS?
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:00:34 PM EDT
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Cliche. Hack. Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose. Slash. Slow motion blood. Flex and pose. Cliche. Historically inaccurate weapon. Cliche. Blood. Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack. Slash. Blood. Cliche. That being said, it was good mindless entertainment.
So your complaint was not enough tits? |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:03:36 PM EDT
I felt compelled to post in this thread for my 300th post. Oh.... And that review is exactly how I imagined the movie being.
Do I win a sword or something? |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:04:51 PM EDT
Quote History Quoted: DID EVA GREEN GET NAKED OR WAS IT ANOTHER NO NAME ACTRESS? Yes. Well, no. Not naked. Topless. If you want endless nudity, go watch Game of Thrones. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:06:22 PM EDT
So you like gladiator movies.
Ever seen a grown man naked? |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:06:49 PM EDT
lets hear about these tits
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:08:42 PM EDT
Quote History Quoted: lets hear about these tits Damn I am good just checked and correct. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:10:55 PM EDT
Im curious about the tits. Real deal, boob job, or CGI?
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:11:39 PM EDT
That's kinda the point of the movie. Expecting anything different is amusing.
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:13:05 PM EDT
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Cliche. Hack. Bloodspurt. Dramatic pose. Slash. Slow motion blood. Flex and pose. Cliche. Historically inaccurate weapon. Cliche. Blood. Dramatic pose. Tits. Cliche. Hack. Slash. Blood. Cliche. That being said, it was good mindless entertainment.
SHIT, dude! How 'bout a fuckin' spoiler alert? 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:16:57 PM EDT
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That's kinda the point of the movie. Expecting anything different is amusing. I guess ALIENS should have just been a rehash of ALIEN then. Looks like Hollywood sets the bar so low because a lot of people have lowered it themselves. 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:18:06 PM EDT
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I guess ALIENS should have just been a rehash of ALIEN then. Looks like Hollywood sets the bar so low because a lot of people have lowered it themselves.
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That's kinda the point of the movie. Expecting anything different is amusing. I guess ALIENS should have just been a rehash of ALIEN then. Looks like Hollywood sets the bar so low because a lot of people have lowered it themselves.
It is what it is. You won't see me paying to see any movie these days. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:19:46 PM EDT
Eva Green's tits are the only reason to see this movie, and they aren't even the best tits in the film. I'd get my money back and wait for it to hit DVD if I could. (they aren't that good).
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:21:49 PM EDT
Love and other Drugs can get a decent fix with Anne Hathaway
Girl I was dating at the time "2-3 dates" at the time wanted to see this when it came out, their was no comparison. |
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