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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/13/2005 4:19:06 PM EDT
My dad and his long time GF were in Branson earlier this year. They went out for breakfast one morning and were waited upon by an exceptionally endowed waitress. My dad is 70 and still in good health, very active and uber conservative. The waitress asked what he would like, and he resopnded " Two breasts, over hard." (His GF told us the story.) She said the waitress was taken slightly aback then started laughing like crazy at which time the GF started busting up. Dad was like WTF over? I just ordered eggs.....? Dad was only slightly embarassed when told what he had said.

I shoulda asked if they were at Hooters.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:19:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:23:16 PM EDT
My sister has nice tits
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:23:55 PM EDT
I love that Benny Hill skit where the waitress asks if he want milk with his coffee. This is after she takes two sugar cubes from her cleavage and plops them in his drink.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:29:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



Pics??
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:30:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:30:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



Are they firm to the touch?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:31:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



Are you from ArKansas?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 4:33:28 PM EDT
sister?




oh boy, this could get outta hand
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:05:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



It can't compete with your mom's ass though.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:06:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



It can't compete with your mom's ass though.



This thread is going ROME real quick.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:11:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits




Whisky

Tango

Foxtrot

over...
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:14:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



I'll bet they feel like bags of sand...
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:18:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits





You are now required to post pics, its ARFCOM law.

How do you know she has nice tits, why were you looking?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:22:35 PM EDT
Horray for Branson!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:25:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



I'll bet they feel like bags of sand...



ROFL.

Obscure movie quote of the night.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:29:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:35:06 PM EDT
My dad and I went to a chicken shack type restaurant in a small town near here several years ago. He was mid 50's at the time. There were two nice looking women working there. One took our order and asked daddy what he wanted and he said, real loud "TWO BIG BREASTS".

The younger one--late teens got embarrased. The older (and better looking one) in her mid to late 20's turned around and laughed.

GR
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 11:29:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By greenranger:
My dad and I went to a chicken shack type restaurant in a small town near here several years ago. He was mid 50's at the time. There were two nice looking women working there. One took our order and asked daddy what he wanted and he said, real loud "TWO BIG BREASTS".

The younger one--late teens got embarrased. The older (and better looking one) in her mid to late 20's turned around and laughed.

GR



The younger one wasn't yet secure with her breastage.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 11:33:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By GhostRing:

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits



I'll bet they feel like bags of sand...



ROFL.

Obscure movie quote of the night.



You have to watch where you say that, when I told my girlfriend that. She about cut me off from all privleages.

Link Posted: 9/14/2005 11:35:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 11:39:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits




Yes she does....and she lets me do bad things with them.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 11:44:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Originally Posted By crappieslayer:
My sister has nice tits




Yes she does....and she lets me do bad things with them.



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