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Posted: 7/20/2001 9:08:23 PM EDT
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless piece of filth. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been right. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
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Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:08:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2001 7:14:49 AM EDT by critter_FR]
From the Klamath Basin In Crisis discussion forum: [url]http://disc.server.com/Indices/153941.html[/url] Edited because thread must have been deleted. The above url will take you to the main forum.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:15:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2001 9:12:40 PM EDT by KBaker]
I don't know. Kind of wordy. I prefer
I fart in your general direction. Leave now, or I shall taunt you a second time.
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[NI]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:22:00 PM EDT
...or simply FOAD.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:27:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By critter_FR:
You swine...
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Wow. That's all I have to say - wow!
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:32:31 PM EDT
critter That kicks ass. LMAO [:D]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:53:04 PM EDT
Phenomenal. I'm stealing this one.
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 1:26:29 AM EDT
Must......stop.........laughing......!!! Laughed so damn hard my side hurts.[:D]
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 1:34:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 2:15:36 AM EDT
Why you... Why you remind me of a sodomized piece of Alpine Marmot rectal tissue festering in a large vat of East Indian Plated Rhinoceros semen... ...and wipe the drool from your lower lip you mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging offspring of a circus freak. Or, one could sum up all of those characteristics by simply calling your foe: DEMOCRAT!
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 3:50:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 7:15:08 AM EDT
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. That's my favorite part! Had me ROFLMAO!!
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 7:27:48 AM EDT
To see masters of the art, lurk around at alt.tasteless. They seem to save their worst for clueless know-it-all newbies. Their best ones tell a fantasy story of what they wish to do to the offending party, instead of a general collection of petty insults.
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 8:29:04 AM EDT
Well then, in the spirit of free speech that you invoked, here's my OPINION of you: You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Even Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention your vile stench? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot, or ever recognized. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a diseased leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void in space and time. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of infected drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. Part 1
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 8:30:26 AM EDT
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would return to your more superior original form - a single cell organism. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. You define the nexus of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you and your ridiculous fantasy world.
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 7:39:56 PM EDT
Holy Shit! That was goddamn funny! I'm still laughing! Where was that originally posted, and in response to what? Or is that just something you came up with? As to the posters who followed... Sorry, but it was pretty amature compared to the original.
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 7:49:11 PM EDT
I once had an app that was an insult generator and some of the phrases look familiar.
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 9:14:40 PM EDT
Damn, I'm sorry honey. I'll put the toilet seat doen next time. Sheesh, you don't have to get all pissy about it.
Link Posted: 7/22/2001 7:53:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By KBaker: I don't know. Kind of wordy. I prefer
I fart in your general direction. Leave now, or I shall taunt you a second time.
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Ahhhh, Finally, the Grail of all posts. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/22/2001 8:25:00 AM EDT
My personal favorite:"You have no rhythm." My feelings would be HURT!
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 11:36:25 AM EDT
Here is a handy form that can be used for flaming... THIS IS A FLAME Dear [ ] asshole [ ] fag [ ] ignorant snot [ ] prick [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] lonely masturbator [ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel Stoddard You are being flamed because [ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to [ ] you posted a "test" [ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times in the past week [ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group [ ] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very boring [ ] your mother dresses you funny To recant, you must [ ] actually post a humorous article [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours [ ] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you) [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq [ ] give your Congressman a donation of three hemp plants to decorate his office [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to peroffspringopenings [ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off [ ] _________________________________________________ Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from the offending behaviour that led to this flame. Also, RUCK OFF!
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