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Posted: 2/12/2010 8:37:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2010 7:40:47 PM EDT by lunyou]
So I have wanted an English Mastiff since I was big enough to know what a Mastiff was and why they were so special.

So we experimented with two older Mastiffs that needed good homes. They weren't what we wanted as one preferred outdoors and the other wasn't house trained but wanted to be indoors. So we thought about giving up on finding one for a while.

Then my wife found a 12 week old Male that needed a home for not much money. So she bought him for me for my anniversary/valentines day present.

So I present to you guys Soap, I am a nerd and named him after Soap MacTavish on MW2, he likes the name. I've had him for a week and he is doing great, learning that outside is the bathroom not inside.

This was right before we set out on our trip to his new home.

I got him home, it was time to put some weight on him. Please excuse the fat white belly.

Taking a nap, again excuse the belly.

This is today.

Another:

And since I know the wife picture rule, she even has her MO HTF hoodie on.

And one more for posterity:


I hope to have many years with Soap as my childhood dog passed on this fall after almost 14 great years of hunting, riding four wheelers, and keeping unruly rabbits off the yard.

ETA: http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i245/blunyou/Soap%20-%20My%20new%20Mastiff/


Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:47:57 PM EDT
Soap? What the hell kind of name is Soap
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:49:34 PM EDT
Cute dog. He does look skinny, so give him plenty to eat.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:50:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By waterispoison:
Soap? What the hell kind of name is Soap

It's the FNG, sir
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:51:14 PM EDT
that woman has the hairiest belly I've ever seen
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:52:21 PM EDT
I hope you are good at hiding shoes Where are you in MO?
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:52:46 PM EDT
Get that dog a hamburger.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:53:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RichinCM:
Cute dog. He does look skinny, so give him plenty to eat.


HA! Like you're gonna' have any choice in the matter! I had a brindle English Mastiff. Simply an awesome dog!
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:54:17 PM EDT

In on one.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:55:53 PM EDT
Geez.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 8:56:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2010 8:58:11 PM EDT by kaos]

Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Get that dog a hamburger.
Give that dawg YOUR hamburger, or that woman gonna leave you and your big/white belly.
(And she's gonna take that dawg, too.)


Link Posted: 2/12/2010 9:12:41 PM EDT
Cute dogs.

You need to shave your belly, or get your wife to corn-row it, as you have more hair than your two dogs combined.

Epilady, or Nair.

Chris
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 9:12:42 PM EDT
I'm in Cuba, MO to the guy that asked where I am.

I know I need to get him more food. Right now I'm just keeping his bowl full and he is eating. I will regulate more once he fills out. I don't want him to heavy on his growing joints, I've read that can hurt them bad later on.

I also know I need to lose some weight, I'm working on it.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 9:13:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ChrisGarrett:
Cute dogs.

You need to shave your belly, or get your wife to corn-row it, as you have more hair than your two dogs combined.

Epilady, or Nair.

Chris


She wants to wax it.....nope is my answer to that.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 9:14:38 PM EDT
What's the chihuahua's name
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 9:15:17 PM EDT
that fucker is gonna be a monster before you know it
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 9:18:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CAESAR2:
What's the chihuahua's name


She is half Chihuahua half Min Pin.........her name is Cricket. She doesn't like Soap.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 10:37:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lunyou:
Originally Posted By CAESAR2:
What's the chihuahua's name


She is half Chihuahua half Min Pin.........her name is Cricket. She doesn't like Soap.


No, I'd think not. Wait til he starts laying on her LOL. "What? me? huh? where? oh hey look at that!"
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 11:21:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mad_mardigan:
that fucker is gonna be a monster before you know it


That's what I was thinking. Look at the paws on that beast in the one pic.. damn near the size of his muzzle...

Good lookin pup.. make sure to give us some updates along the way seeing how big he's gettin
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 11:25:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By waterispoison:
Soap? What the hell kind of name is Soap


That's EXACTLY what I was going to post, too.
Link Posted: 2/12/2010 11:25:10 PM EDT
Great lookin' puppy. If you're a MW fan, Soap is a good name for your new dog.


Link Posted: 2/12/2010 11:27:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2010 11:30:06 PM EDT by Orygunxj]
Good looking pup.

And when you walk him he will be Soap on a rope.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:05:57 AM EDT
We know who eats in your family.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:09:14 AM EDT


I like the name –––– it's cute!
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:11:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By waterispoison:
Soap? What the hell kind of name is Soap


I dunno.......

BUT I LOVE IT!!!

You know what my dog's name is???? ( and you can thank markm for this )


Fr00ty McFr00tdog
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:14:05 AM EDT
Yeah ....probably could have done a little cropping on this one.





Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:15:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CujoTwoOne:

Originally Posted By waterispoison:
Soap? What the hell kind of name is Soap

It's the FNG, sir

How'd a muppet like him pass selection?
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:25:14 AM EDT
So that's what they look like as pups, friend has two and they think they are pups and lapdogs, 200 lb. lapdogs.

We have a pup named Sophie but for some reason it's turned into sopie or sope for short.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:27:56 AM EDT

adorable new baby. And don't worry, real women like furry men.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 12:31:47 AM EDT
Cute dog.

But after the other pic I'm now blind.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 1:50:05 AM EDT
Thats one cute puppy. The wife unit too
Your hairy belly, not so much
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 1:57:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Orygunxj:
Good looking pup.

And when you walk him he will be Soap on a rope.



Congrats on your new family member!
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 2:09:21 AM EDT
Beautiful pup congrats!!

Link Posted: 2/13/2010 7:57:41 AM EDT
Well I expect him to be a big pup. His daddy was supposedly 250lbs and the mom was normal sized.

Link Posted: 2/13/2010 7:58:56 AM EDT
Awwww, that's a cute dog
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 8:34:29 AM EDT
Get him vet checked and wormed.
That might be why he is so skinny.
All pups need to be de-wormed along with getting their puppy shots.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 8:49:42 AM EDT
Cute dog, congrats.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:09:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StarOfTheWest:
Get him vet checked and wormed.
That might be why he is so skinny.
All pups need to be de-wormed along with getting their puppy shots.


He is up to date on his shots and I started
worming him yesterday.

We are going to get him fixed asap so I'll get a thorough vet check then.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:18:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2010 10:18:26 AM EDT by cosmos556]
Fat hairy belly FTMFW!

And cute puppy
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:22:55 AM EDT
I can't believe you dorks are naming your pets after video game characters.

That said, what is your screen name on MW2? PS3 or XBox lol?

Cute dog, cute wife, big belly, sounds like my life.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:28:50 AM EDT
Your belly
+ Your wife
-–––––––––––
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:45:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Slowerthanu:
I can't believe you dorks are naming your pets after video game characters.

That said, what is your screen name on MW2? PS3 or XBox lol?

Cute dog, cute wife, big belly, sounds like my life.


At first we couldn't figure out his name....my wife wanted "Pee Wee" but I wasn't a fan. So we just kind of went with whatever came out of our mouth to see what stuck. I like Donnie(after Donnie the retard-Larry the Cable guy) because he wasn't very smart. That didn't work.

So I was playing MW2 and he was watching me play very contently.....Soap came to mind and stuck. It is simple, short, and easy to get him to understand. I don't have to go through, "Alexander the great" or any other long games. PLUS how many dogs do you know named Soap?

My gamertag on XLive is LUNYOU. I'm a simple person like that.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:47:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 0PSEC:
Your belly
+ Your wife
-–––––––––––
http://i50.tinypic.com/2n8cso8.jpg


I'm that guy that walks into a restaurant with her and everyone wonders a couple things....."He is either hung or loaded." But actually I was in good shape when she fell for me....her cooking got me fat.

I do realize that me being with her is kind of like dividing by zero, googling google, or putting a plane on a treadmill.
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:51:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DRhodes:

Originally Posted By CujoTwoOne:

Originally Posted By waterispoison:
Soap? What the hell kind of name is Soap

It's the FNG, sir

How'd a muppet like him pass selection?

Link Posted: 2/13/2010 10:56:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mad_mardigan:
that fucker is gonna be a monster before you know it

No doubt. Lookat doze pawz!
Link Posted: 2/13/2010 11:36:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
that woman has the hairiest belly I've ever seen


beat me to it.
Link Posted: 3/7/2010 10:29:26 PM EDT
I'll update everyone on Soap.

He has surpassed 30lbs already, at 16 weeks old. He stands about knee high and is as long as a couch cushion. He was fully house trained in a weeks time and is starting to try to push the boundaries of what he can get away with. I took him on his first leash walks two days ago, that was fun.

My laptop died so I can't post pictures due to the pain in the butt that is iPhone picture posting. Oh and he is already a good ways through a 9-15" collar.

He sleeps alot.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 6:33:22 PM EDT
Any new pics?
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 6:40:34 PM EDT
get in mah belleh
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 6:43:12 PM EDT
Put some bacon grease on her puppy chow or add some hard boiled eggs.

It will add weight to her.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 6:47:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By P95Shooter:
Any new pics?


Yeah but since my laptop died I am forced to use my phones Internet and it isn't easy to post new pictures. If you follow the photobucket address for those pictures the new pictures will be there soon.
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