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Posted: 10/26/2013 8:46:23 PM EST
Got this from my boss today. I "created" this position as a was off nights (18 years...that's a stretch) and it worked.

I was "hired" eighteen months ago. It took this long to get the proper "pieces in place". What the hell does that mean? Move me to days, let me fix shit.....Lol.


This was sent to my Director as a draft for the new position duties. I Hope to hell it gets to the HR dept this way.....

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:48:17 PM EST
Ask your boss if he'll let you work doubles for the overtime if you take more fiber.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:48:19 PM EST
Depending on your staff, it may be an unflinchingly accurate description.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:49:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:49:43 PM EST
Once filed away with hr, it's set in stone.
Grab a shovel and start shifting shit.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:53:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By sleepdr:
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It's painfully accurate.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:04:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2013 9:04:26 PM EST by southeast_scrounger]
I hope you can sync sphincters succinctly.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:08:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:



It's painfully accurate.
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:
Originally Posted By sleepdr:
Depending on your staff, it may be an unflinchingly accurate description.



It's painfully accurate.
Ahhh, so you supervise a bunch of women. They are always stirring shit against each other.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:10:35 PM EST
I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen. Price of being a Murse.

Good times.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 11:08:21 PM EST
SPECIAL
HIGH
INTENSITY
TRAINING

and OP is in charge of it!








Link Posted: 10/26/2013 11:16:42 PM EST
My wife works night shift and would much rather work with guy nurses. At least they will talk guns with her.
The women just try to conive how to stab each other in the back.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 11:17:36 PM EST
ah yes, the old shift typo. Always a pleaser
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 11:19:24 PM EST
It is pretty funny though.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 11:20:34 PM EST
Sounds like a position with a lot of room for movement(s).
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 11:44:32 PM EST
I wouldn't want to manage my unit while I was shitting, but hey, whatever blows up yer skirt.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 1:29:23 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:
I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen. Price of being a Murse.

Good times.
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Ain't it a blast? The worst thing is nurse call-outs. I obviously don't think twice about clots in the context of my job. Its another matter altogether to get call ins at 0630, before I have enough coffee to function, with the excuse of "I just dropped a huge clot in the toilet, I feel like my liver is coming out of my vagina". Do they not realize that is what I'm going to see in my head when I look at them at work?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 1:34:24 AM EST
What if it gets approved and you are now the shit shifter? You'll be begging to go back to nights.

Anyway, POOP THREAD.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 1:48:39 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 1:51:20 AM EST
Spell check is our friend .

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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 1:51:20 AM EST
I see nothing wrong with that description.
It seems someone had a Freudian slip of truth.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 2:28:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse:


Ain't it a blast? The worst thing is nurse call-outs. I obviously don't think twice about clots in the context of my job. Its another matter altogether to get call ins at 0630, before I have enough coffee to function, with the excuse of "I just dropped a huge clot in the toilet, I feel like my liver is coming out of my vagina". Do they not realize that is what I'm going to see in my head when I look at them at work?
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Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse:
Originally Posted By ecgRN:
I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen. Price of being a Murse.

Good times.


Ain't it a blast? The worst thing is nurse call-outs. I obviously don't think twice about clots in the context of my job. Its another matter altogether to get call ins at 0630, before I have enough coffee to function, with the excuse of "I just dropped a huge clot in the toilet, I feel like my liver is coming out of my vagina". Do they not realize that is what I'm going to see in my head when I look at them at work?


Not sexy.

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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:16:18 AM EST
I will admit I had to read it 4 times before I caught it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 5:31:23 AM EST
Poop thread?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 5:39:12 AM EST
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Spell check wouldn't have helped it this case. Shit is spelled correctly. What it lacked was proofreading.


Vulcan94
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 5:39:55 AM EST
What kind of unit? A PICC team needs a charge nurse? Or is is more of supervisor, as in can you discipline?

Nevertheless, that shit's funny.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 5:40:42 AM EST
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Spell check might not catch that.
Proof reading is an even better friend.

eta: Damn you, Vulcan94!!!!
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 5:44:29 AM EST
Other than the typo.... Holy wall of meaningless corporate-buzzword Batman!
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 5:00:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Armed_RN:
What kind of unit? A PICC team needs a charge nurse?
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We are the Vascular Access Team. We instal and maintain all the plumbing. We do tough PIVs, place PICCs, trouble shoot line problems and we check every central line in the joint, every day, for patency and proper CAJ positioning.

We are also starting a Peds PICC program (which I'm heading up), and we have an extensive outpatient PICC service (installation and maintenance) which I also head up.


I am there to make sure the outpatient work is done, as well as keeping the inpatient ship moving the the right direction.

There is oversight and accountability now. Some team members don't like that. Too bad....I'm in charge now.
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