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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:46:23 PM EDT
Got this from my boss today. I "created" this position as a was off nights (18 years...that's a stretch) and it worked.
I was "hired" eighteen months ago. It took this long to get the proper "pieces in place". What the hell does that mean? Move me to days, let me fix shit.....Lol. This was sent to my Director as a draft for the new position duties. I Hope to hell it gets to the HR dept this way..... 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:48:17 PM EDT
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Ask your boss if he'll let you work doubles for the overtime if you take more fiber.
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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:48:19 PM EDT
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Depending on your staff, it may be an unflinchingly accurate description.
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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:49:13 PM EDT
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lolz
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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:49:43 PM EDT
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Once filed away with hr, it's set in stone.
Grab a shovel and start shifting shit. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:53:42 PM EDT
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Depending on your staff, it may be an unflinchingly accurate description. It's painfully accurate. 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 10:04:17 PM EDT
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I hope you can sync sphincters succinctly.
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Posted: 10/26/2013 10:08:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's painfully accurate. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Depending on your staff, it may be an unflinchingly accurate description. It's painfully accurate. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 10:10:35 PM EDT
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I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen. Price of being a Murse.
Good times.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 12:08:21 AM EDT
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SPECIAL
HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING and OP is in charge of it! |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 12:16:42 AM EDT
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My wife works night shift and would much rather work with guy nurses. At least they will talk guns with her.
The women just try to conive how to stab each other in the back. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 12:17:36 AM EDT
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ah yes, the old shift typo. Always a pleaser
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Posted: 10/27/2013 12:19:24 AM EDT
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It is pretty funny though.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 12:20:34 AM EDT
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Sounds like a position with a lot of room for movement(s).
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Posted: 10/27/2013 12:44:32 AM EDT
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I wouldn't want to manage my unit while I was shitting, but hey, whatever blows up yer skirt.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 2:29:23 AM EDT
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I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen. Price of being a Murse. Good times.
Ain't it a blast? The worst thing is nurse call-outs. I obviously don't think twice about clots in the context of my job. Its another matter altogether to get call ins at 0630, before I have enough coffee to function, with the excuse of "I just dropped a huge clot in the toilet, I feel like my liver is coming out of my vagina". Do they not realize that is what I'm going to see in my head when I look at them at work? |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 2:34:24 AM EDT
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What if it gets approved and you are now the shit shifter?
 You'll be begging to go back to nights.
Anyway, POOP THREAD. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 2:48:39 AM EDT
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The shit house door now has your name on it.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 2:51:20 AM EDT
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Spell check is our friend .
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 2:51:20 AM EDT
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I see nothing wrong with that description.
It seems someone had a Freudian slip of truth. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 3:28:46 AM EDT
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Ain't it a blast? The worst thing is nurse call-outs. I obviously don't think twice about clots in the context of my job. Its another matter altogether to get call ins at 0630, before I have enough coffee to function, with the excuse of "I just dropped a huge clot in the toilet, I feel like my liver is coming out of my vagina". Do they not realize that is what I'm going to see in my head when I look at them at work? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen. Price of being a Murse. Good times.
Ain't it a blast? The worst thing is nurse call-outs. I obviously don't think twice about clots in the context of my job. Its another matter altogether to get call ins at 0630, before I have enough coffee to function, with the excuse of "I just dropped a huge clot in the toilet, I feel like my liver is coming out of my vagina". Do they not realize that is what I'm going to see in my head when I look at them at work? Not sexy. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 4:16:18 AM EDT
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I will admit I had to read it 4 times before I caught it.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:31:23 AM EDT
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Poop thread?
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:39:12 AM EDT
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Spell check is our friend . Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Spell check wouldn't have helped it this case. Shit is spelled correctly. What it lacked was proofreading. Vulcan94 |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:39:55 AM EDT
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What kind of unit? A PICC team needs a charge nurse? Or is is more of supervisor, as in can you discipline?
Nevertheless, that shit's funny. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:40:42 AM EDT
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Spell check is our friend . Spell check might not catch that. Proof reading is an even better friend. eta: Damn you, Vulcan94!!!!
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:44:29 AM EDT
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Other than the typo.... Holy wall of meaningless corporate-buzzword Batman!
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:00:57 PM EDT
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What kind of unit? A PICC team needs a charge nurse? We are the Vascular Access Team. We instal and maintain all the plumbing. We do tough PIVs, place PICCs, trouble shoot line problems and we check every central line in the joint, every day, for patency and proper CAJ positioning. We are also starting a Peds PICC program (which I'm heading up), and we have an extensive outpatient PICC service (installation and maintenance) which I also head up. I am there to make sure the outpatient work is done, as well as keeping the inpatient ship moving the the right direction. There is oversight and accountability now. Some team members don't like that. Too bad....I'm in charge now. |
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