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Posted: 9/24/2004 5:23:35 PM EST
She emails me this - this from a very Catholic woman who used to be a raving democrat and who now (thanks to me, my dad, my brother, and both sisters) votes Republican:


>> NEXT SATURDAY
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>> MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY. AS YOU MAY
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>> ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE
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>> ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST
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>> COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
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>> SO NEXT SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
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>> WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY
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>> NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
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>> CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR
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>> THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
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>> ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN
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>> FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN,
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>> AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE
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>> WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
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>> AMERICAN WOMEN.
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>> AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL,
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>> A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR
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>> ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
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>> THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
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>> ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN
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>> THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
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>> GOD BLESS AMERICA.............................
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>> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON !!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:26:32 PM EST
Jesus christ! You had me worried. I was hoping this wasn't going to be like that other thread.

That story was passed around the email circuit a while back. FUNNY!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:26:36 PM EST
Uh yeah, Your mom amazes me too
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:27:22 PM EST
So...is your mom hot??


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:28:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By JasonD:
Uh yeah, Your mom amazes me too






Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:28:23 PM EST
I have a neighbor that would love to see that, and no he is not muslim.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:28:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
So...is your mom hot??


SGatr15



+1
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:29:36 PM EST
Atleast you didnt get her Pregnant
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:31:23 PM EST
Post pics.

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:17:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 7:18:08 PM EST by Mr10anahaf]
This sounds almost as good as Steak and BJ day that they came out with a few years ago.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 3:45:58 AM EST
Uhm, guys, my mom is most definately NOT hot - sorry

Yeah, saw that other post - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Link Posted: 9/25/2004 3:57:25 AM EST
Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 3:59:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.



Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:01:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Demordrah:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.






Heck, she promised to stroll around your block when she's done with his.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 7:23:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By Demordrah:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.






Heck, she promised to stroll around your block when she's done with his.



Don't threaten ME with a good time!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 7:26:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Demordrah:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By Demordrah:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.






Heck, she promised to stroll around your block when she's done with his.



Don't threaten ME with a good time!



She's 84 and at the age of 70 they were already knocking on her knee caps...... I don't know if you'd quite call that a good time!
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