She emails me this - this from a very Catholic woman who used to be a raving democrat and who now (thanks to me, my dad, my brother, and both sisters) votes Republican:


>>                  NEXT SATURDAY
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>>     MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY. AS YOU MAY
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>>     ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN  FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE
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>>     ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST
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>>     COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
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>>     SO NEXT SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
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>>     WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY
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>>     NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
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>>     CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR
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>>     THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
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>>     ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN
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>>     FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN,
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>>     AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE
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>>     WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
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>>     AMERICAN WOMEN.
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>>     AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL,
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>>     A COLD 6-PACK AT  YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR
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>>     ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
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>>     THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
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>>     ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN
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>>     THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
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>>     GOD BLESS AMERICA.............................
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>>     IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON !!!!!!!

Jesus christ! You had me worried. I was hoping this wasn't going to be like that other thread.

That story was passed around the email circuit a while back. FUNNY!

Uh yeah, Your mom amazes me too

So...is your mom hot??


SGatr15

Quoted: Uh yeah, Your mom amazes me too

I have a neighbor that would love to see that, and no he is not muslim.

Quoted: So...is your mom hot?? SGatr15

+1

Atleast you didnt get her Pregnant

Post pics.

This sounds almost as good as Steak and BJ day that they came out with a few years ago.

Uhm, guys, my mom is most definately NOT hot - sorry

Yeah, saw that other post - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.

Quoted: Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.

Quoted: Quoted: Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood.

Heck, she promised to stroll around your block when she's done with his.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood. Heck, she promised to stroll around your block when she's done with his.

Don't threaten ME with a good time!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Thanks, I'll pass that on to my grandmother and send her to sarge's neighborhood. Heck, she promised to stroll around your block when she's done with his. Don't threaten ME with a good time!

She's 84 and at the age of 70 they were already knocking on her knee caps...... I don't know if you'd quite call that a good time!