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Posted: 10/11/2007 8:01:47 AM EST
Keep in mind, this is my daughter. You are either for her or against her. I will deal with all enemies of my daughter accordingly. You have been warned!


MENU:
PB&J with the crusts removed on whole wheat (Jif Crunchy and Smuckers "No Sugar Added" jelly)
Pringles light low sodium chips
Dole mandarin oranges in light syrup, drained
Bottled water
Super Soaker Vaporizer Carbine Rifle
Super Soaker Max-D 3000 pistol

One large rubber Spider (Made in China with extra lead paint)

And all the requisite ecoutrements.


Bon Appetit!






roy d...I'll self-deduct a point for no Frank's Red Hot....so 10/10

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:06:56 AM EST
Awesome!

10/10.

Damn, PBJ sounds pretty good actually.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:06:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By theFatAirsoftKid47:
stapler and ruler = FAIL in any dinner pic, rating it yourself doesnt help either.



Child protective services is enroute to your location. Enjoy your brief freedom.



roy d....BTW, I'm rating it...not her....therefore it's not technically a self-rating
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:07:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 8:08:25 AM EST by Barcephus]

Originally Posted By RoyDamnMercer:
Keep in mind, this is my daughter. You are either for her or against her. I will deal with all enemies of my daughter accordingly. You have been warned!


MENU:
PB&J with the crusts removed on whole wheat (Jif Crunchy and Smuckers "No Sugar Added" jelly)
Pringles light low sodium chips
Dole mandarin oranges in light syrup, drained
Bottled water
Super Soaker Vaporizer Carbine Rifle
Super Soaker Max-D 3000 pistol

One large rubber Spider (Made in China with extra lead paint)

And all the requisite ecoutrements.


Bon Appetit!


img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/roydamnmercer/DSC04083.jpg
img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/roydamnmercer/DSC04093.jpg


roy d...I'll self-deduct a point for no Frank's Red Hot....so 10/10



Not worried

Jif Crunchy -1...smooth only
"No Sugar Added" jelly: sorry -1 for no sugar added...
Pringles light low sodium chips: again -1 for light anything in a dinner pic

accoutrement's: -1 for trying to be clever and misspelling. Blame your father, not me.
6/10

ETA: Yeah self rating is a -2...

4/10
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:07:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By glockaboom:
Is that bottle of water a drink or spare mag?



Both!!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:08:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By glockaboom:
Is that bottle of water a drink or spare mag?


haha. Nice.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:08:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By theFatAirsoftKid47:
stapler and ruler = FAIL in any dinner pic, rating it yourself doesnt help either.


He didnt rate himself, he rated his daughters dinner pic.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:09:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By RoyDamnMercer:

Originally Posted By theFatAirsoftKid47:
stapler and ruler = FAIL in any dinner pic, rating it yourself doesnt help either.



Child protective services is enroute to your location. Enjoy your brief freedom.



roy d....BTW, I'm rating it...not her....therefore it's not technically a self-rating


you posted it, this is the internet, where people really are ninjas, space shuttle door gunners and im really a fat kid from england who is really an airsoft champ.


Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:09:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Barcephus:

Jif Crunchy -1...smooth only
"No Sugar Added" jelly: sorry -1 for no sugar added...
Pringles light low sodium chips: again -1 for light anything in a dinner pic

accoutrement's: -1 for trying to be clever and misspelling. Blame your father, not me.
6/10

ETA: Yeah self rating is a -2...

4/10



She deducts 10 points from your next post because you live in Illinois.


roy d....but she pronounces it "ill-noise"
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:10:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:10:33 AM EST
Lessee here.....starch, starch....processed starch and fructose....


'bout right.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:10:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By glockaboom:
Is that bottle of water a drink or spare mag?



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:15:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Damn.

0/10



Now you've done it.....you made me do this......BEWARE!!!!



­

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At the desk
Unidentified slop on a green plate
No gun
Diet soda (coke zero)
Rival website on computer screen
Viagra pen holder with plastic "CIA letter opener"


roy d....you bastards had this coming!

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:16:46 AM EST
10/10= WIN.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:03:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:24:08 AM EST
10 for the child
-10 for the dad who let the child eat 100% processed food. I don't see any veggies?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:31:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
10/10= WIN.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:33:02 AM EST
10/10....that's coming from the King of Dinner pics

Bomber
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:33:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:34:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Takadai:

Originally Posted By Jrock82:
10/10 lookin good, only reason not 11/10 is no crust.


It's for "his daughter". Kids don't like crusts.


I liked crust when I was a kid. It gives you something to hold onto, so you do not get messy.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:35:07 AM EST
ROY
perfect 9

YOU get a minus 1 for pointy scissors. She'll poke an eye with that...Safety first!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:40:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Damn.

0/10



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:44:49 AM EST
8/10, for originality
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:55:03 AM EST
Automatic 10 for crunchy peanut butter.


Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:59:19 AM EST
whole wheat?
no sugar added?
light chips?

what's she in trouble for?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:01:56 AM EST
Awesome!!! 10/10
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:02:48 AM EST
11
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:06:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:08:02 AM EST
9/10: No plastic knife.

Outstanding for a First Time.



And she's eating healthier than 99% of Arfcom!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:08:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By RoyDamnMercer:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Damn.

0/10



Now you've done it.....you made me do this......BEWARE!!!!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/roydamnmercer/DSC04094.jpg

At the desk
Unidentified slop on a green plate
No gun
Diet soda (coke zero)
Rival website on computer screen
Viagra pen holder with plastic "CIA letter opener"


roy d....you bastards had this coming!



Now, that was funny!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:11:53 AM EST
This is one of the better dinner pics I've seen.

-1 for salt shaker on the table.

I give it a solid 9/10.

Just out of curiosity, how old is your daughter? Just curious what with the Hello Kitty fork.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:13:35 AM EST
5/10

Dinner Pic = food and guns



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:14:42 AM EST
don't rate yerself or any pics EVAR!!!!!!

7/10
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:16:56 AM EST
10!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:19:37 AM EST
8/10

All kids dinner pics will be accompanied by an action figure of some sort. A Powerpuff Girl or even Sponge Bob would have been appropriate.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:25:31 AM EST
-1 no milk
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:34:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
8/10

All kids dinner pics will be accompanied by an action figure of some sort. A Powerpuff Girl or even Sponge Bob would have been appropriate.



Damn it.....forgot the Barbie!!!



roy d......arrrrrg
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:39:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:40:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By dfwgunner13:
-1 no milk


She's allergic....thanks for suggesting that I harm my own child....sheez!!!

roy d....expect a visit form Child Protective Services. I reported you as a parent who "probably spanks their child".
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:59:49 AM EST
10/10 with a standing ovation and golf clap
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:45:06 PM EST
sorry didn't know she was alergic

-1 for no soy milk substitute

PS quit looking in the window watching me spank the kids its getting kinda weird
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:47:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 1:48:16 PM EST by Quintin]
Oh good grief, this is so hard for me to be a heartless bastard and give her a 0 for the measuring device and stapler...

Bah, kids get a pass on the measuring device/stapler thing. 10.

ETA...just remind her for future reference, dinner pic = food + gun(s).
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:57:06 PM EST
Where is the pic of the little tike?

Jeesh.

Cool pic though.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:38:16 PM EST
10/10! I miss my super soakers!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:42:04 PM EST
2/10

No guns and only enough food for a kid!

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:50:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Grug:
2/10

No guns and only enough food for a kid!




http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1200/truedinnerpiccopylu4.jpg

^ thats why it's his daughters dinner pic, she's a kid...and do you not see the 'guns' (supersoakers)



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 3:44:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fox_Hunt_Spy:

I see no problem here, other than lack of meat that is...

10/10



Peanuts ain't meat?

roy d....who knew?!?
Link Posted: 10/12/2007 8:42:55 AM EST
RDM, did your daughter do that of her own volition, or did you make it for her?

It's a helluva nice dinner pic. I'm just wondering whether she gets a 10 or you get a -4 for the rubber spider.
Link Posted: 10/12/2007 8:50:03 AM EST
she gets a 10.

11 out of 10 is impossible without an RPG; sorry someone raised the bar.
Link Posted: 10/12/2007 9:05:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2007 9:05:56 AM EST by Archer36]


Whats the matter... isn't AR15.com good enough for you any more, the laptop screen I caught you red handed
Link Posted: 10/12/2007 9:06:02 AM EST
10/10 no contest
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