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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:47:37 PM EDT
Big Hospital setting........

I'm beginning to perform a Nuclear Medicine renal (kidney) scan on a inmate who got shanked at a federal prison.

He's late 20's......slimey.....tattooed EVERYWHERE!.......and a class AA asshole!

We get 75% thru the scan and the asshole starts acting up...

The 3 federal corrections officers get in his face to get him to finish the scan.......seems he's dragging out the hospital stay to prevent going back to Club Fed to avoid getting shanked again.

when there's 5 minutes left to the scan he rolls over and says "I decline the procedure.".....the EXACT words that force me to stop the procedure.

What a scumbag......wasted my time......wasted the thousands of tax dollars $ it cost to do the scan and he RUINED IT as it was almost finished.

HELL.......I WANTED TO SHANK HIM!!!

Your tax $ at work!!

White convict trash!!!!
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:50:51 PM EDT
Air drop him in Zimbabwe.. parachute optional.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:51:08 PM EDT
Can ya crank it up and make them glow?
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:52:32 PM EDT
They can decline a procedure that far IN TO IT?
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:54:57 PM EDT
It's society's fault, he needs to be understood. [/DU]
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:55:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By staraero:
Can ya crank it up and make them glow?



No radiation. You can drive him crazy by not giving him any ear phones and leaving him confined in the gantry for a long while tho.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:55:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By staraero:
Can ya crank it up and make them glow?



+1 Priceless
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:55:52 PM EDT
accidently give him syrup of epicac That'll teach him what a waste of skin
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:57:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
They can decline a procedure that far IN TO IT?



They can just about refuse an exam at any point (sedation would make it hard tho for some procedures).
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:58:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
They can decline a procedure that far IN TO IT?



Yep!........his movement brought it to a close anyway.......he did exactly what he planned to do!

He cannot be scanned for another 60 hours........so he bought himself another 2.5 days of hospital.

Oh.......we can make him glow!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:00:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2006 7:10:48 PM EDT by Kihn]

Originally Posted By TUMOR:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
They can decline a procedure that far IN TO IT?



Yep!........his movement brought it to a close anyway.......he did exactly what he planned to do!

He cannot be scanned for another 60 hours........so he bought himself another 2.5 days of hospital.

Oh.......we can make him glow!!!!!



ETA whoops my bad. Read NM and thinkin MR. Time for bed.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:03:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2006 7:03:35 PM EDT by fossil_fuel]
how's it my tax dollars at work if you're in Liechtenstein?
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:08:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fossil_fuel:
how's it my tax dollars at work if you're in Liechtenstein?



Liechtenstein, North Carolina........
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:12:47 PM EDT
I think he needs a MRI and you can accidently leave something heavy and steel nearby
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:13:50 PM EDT
Do they have to be conscious? Just drug his ass up and duct tape his ass from head to toe.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:17:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUMOR:


Oh.......we can make him glow!!!!!

MAKE HIM GLOW MAKE HIM GLOW
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:26:16 PM EDT
Eh, if somebody just stabbed me I'd probably try to buy myself another 2.5 days too. Either that or I'd have murdered them on the spot. Either way I'd say the guy is probably having a worse day than you. Besides, it'll give you something to do on Wednesday.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:29:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUMOR:

when there's 5 minutes left to the scan he rolls over and says "I decline the procedure.".....the EXACT words that force me to stop the procedure.



Fuck'em! Hopefully he lacerated his kidney and will bleed out slowly.....
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:36:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUMOR:

Originally Posted By fossil_fuel:
how's it my tax dollars at work if you're in Liechtenstein?



Liechtenstein, North Carolina........

Well then why does your profile say you are from the country of Liechtenstein???
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:44:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I think he needs a MRI and you can accidently leave something heavy and steel nearby


I always have a hard time convincing the correctional officers they cant go into the magnet room with all their "battle rattle" on and no...homslice can't have the cuffs on.

Most of the prisoners I have to deal with are ok about it. Never had any trouble out of them.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:48:13 PM EDT
Hang on I'll need that in writing before I can stop the proceedure. You wouldn't have a pen handy would you?
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 5:54:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
..........it'll give you something to do on Wednesday.



Link Posted: 4/11/2006 7:36:10 AM EDT
make sure you post an update


Link Posted: 4/11/2006 7:42:13 AM EDT
What test was it? I just had a Captopril renal scan in nuke med. Waiting to see how much my insurance covers.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 7:44:16 AM EDT
Any horribly invasive procedures he might need to prep him for the next exam?

Link Posted: 4/11/2006 6:07:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I think he needs a MRI and you can accidently leave something heavy and steel nearby


I always have a hard time convincing the correctional officers they cant go into the magnet room with all their "battle rattle" on and no...homslice can't have the cuffs on.

Most of the prisoners I have to deal with are ok about it. Never had any trouble out of them.



Do they think you are making it up or what? I know people who I might as well tell that little green men are inside such a machine as what you must tell them.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:46:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I think he needs a MRI and you can accidently leave something heavy and steel nearby


I always have a hard time convincing the correctional officers they cant go into the magnet room with all their "battle rattle" on and no...homslice can't have the cuffs on.

Most of the prisoners I have to deal with are ok about it. Never had any trouble out of them.



Do they think you are making it up or what? I know people who I might as well tell that little green men are inside such a machine as what you must tell them.



I had another patient today (prisoner btw) who was not all there. She was convinced we were putting her in a big microwave oven.

I finally got her to settle down and she did fine.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 9:05:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By PeteCO:

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I think he needs a MRI and you can accidently leave something heavy and steel nearby


I always have a hard time convincing the correctional officers they cant go into the magnet room with all their "battle rattle" on and no...homslice can't have the cuffs on.

Most of the prisoners I have to deal with are ok about it. Never had any trouble out of them.



Do they think you are making it up or what? I know people who I might as well tell that little green men are inside such a machine as what you must tell them.



I had another patient today (prisoner btw) who was not all there. She was convinced we were putting her in a big microwave oven.

I finally got her to settle down and she did fine.



You should have made a "ding" noise when you were done...
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 9:24:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUMOR:
Big Hospital setting........

I'm beginning to perform a Nuclear Medicine renal (kidney) scan on a inmate who got shanked at a federal prison.

He's late 20's......slimey.....tattooed EVERYWHERE!.......and a class AA asshole!

<snip>

White convict trash!!!!




Prepare to get flamed!
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