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Posted: 5/4/2003 12:12:41 PM EST
[url]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030503/80/dz6jv.html[/url]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:20:34 PM EST
I've heard it all now. MM419
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:28:30 PM EST
Lord o lord, fall into the sea.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:32:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:35:48 PM EST
I would list my reasons for not living in CA, but I doubt ar15.com has the bandwidth to handle it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:41:06 PM EST
I'd hate to be the janitor where they're "holding" it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:46:11 PM EST
Now don't be gettin all whipped into a frenzy...!
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:46:25 PM EST
Apparently, the City finally has a good grip on itself. -hanko
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:46:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:58:07 PM EST
San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence.
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15k lbs of what?
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:02:01 PM EST
Well, if that doesn't just beat all.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:02:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By TomJefferson: I must have missed something. Just how do they raise money doing this?
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Maybe the upcoming video of "Masturbater's Gone Wild?"
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:07:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By SeaDweller:
San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence.
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15k lbs of what?
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Pounds Sterling i.e. 'Brit Money' Note: [b]uk[/b].news.yahoo.com
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:08:41 PM EST
Poor, poor kittens.[:(]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:08:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dave_A:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller:
San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence.
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15k lbs of what?
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Pounds Sterling i.e. 'Brit Money' Note: [b]uk[/b].news.yahoo.com
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I think he was a-jokin. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:10:43 PM EST
Well, can ya beat that with a stick? Sometimes I think we're ALL going straight to hell. The one advantage to that is that we ALL get to beat the shit out of those California scumbuckets without any repercussions to us. If I go to hell, I WILL BE THE TORMENTOR OF THE DAMNED CALIFORNIANS. No sense in wasting the opportunity! Some things should remain forever private. CJ
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:11:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/4/2003 1:11:37 PM EST by SeaDweller]
Originally Posted By MDC85:
Originally Posted By Dave_A:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller:
San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence.
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15k lbs of what?
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Pounds Sterling i.e. 'Brit Money' Note: [b]uk[/b].news.yahoo.com
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I think he was a-jokin. [:)]
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Yup, there's no way those 100+ freaks can muster up that much goo.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:22:09 PM EST
To me this looks like one of the few reasons i would want to go to california.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:25:12 PM EST
I wouldn't mind being in the room with a few hot berkley chicks, amagine sitting there "ooops sorry did I get some on you young lady?"
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:27:44 PM EST
I am going to invest in Lasik
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:39:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 1:49:00 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 2:26:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By TomJefferson: I must have missed something. Just how do they raise money doing this? I know how they raise other things.
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I suppose those pathetic dolts PAY for the opportunity to humiliate themselves in front of others. I guess it's difficult to underestimate the intelligence of the general public.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 2:33:21 PM EST
No, NO, [b][i]NO![/i][/b] The Masturbate-a-thon is going on now in Sacramento! And they aren't [i]raising[/i] money, they're figuring out how to [i]steal[/i] it so they can keep the state running without cutting their stupid socialist projects. Oh, and banning .50's. That's critically important to the economy.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 12:53:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 1:26:51 AM EST
From the article: [I]"The event has inspired others in [B]several U.S. states[/B] and countries, from Alaska to Germany, in which participants raise money in the privacy of their homes."[/I] Not just in California! [SIZE=5][RED]CUMMING TO A STATE NEAR YOU![/RED][/SIZE=5] [;D]
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 3:19:51 AM EST
I'd jerkoff in the room with the chicks.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 4:42:08 AM EST
So the US Senate is meeting in San Francisco now instead of DC?
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 5:22:38 AM EST
Hey maybe the'll make it a Olympic sport?It would be something the French could "beat" us at.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 6:59:36 AM EST
The North Korean's nuclear missiles can only reach as far as Kali. I say this to mr zipper suit. I dare ya!!! I double dog dare ya!!
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:22:36 AM EST
sigh
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:25:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/5/2003 7:26:45 AM EST by Cereal-Killer]
I unfortunately work right across the bay from that god forsaken city. But I gotta ask, how is it that you all heard about this before anyone around here did? If it hadn't been posted here, It probably would never have been brought to my attention. (And I have to wish it didn't)
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:30:36 AM EST
Amazing.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:49:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By operatorerror: sigh
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Exactly
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:56:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By newbushmaster: Lord o lord, fall into the sea.
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I'll talk to Navajos here and see if I can't talk em into a good earthquake dance. Members in CA, hold on (or better yet, move back to the US).
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:59:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By Taxman:
Originally Posted By operatorerror: sigh
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Exactly
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x3
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 8:43:17 AM EST
"This is an effort to counter centuries of censure, to make masturbation more fun and to make it more accessible," WTF?!?!?! Just how in the hell do you make it more accessible? I really want to know. I mean, what's more accessible than your own cock? Really, I don't get that one at all.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 8:53:49 AM EST
MDC85, Even if you did "come" to California, they would probably tell you to "Beat it!" [;)] Am I milking this or what?
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 8:57:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By usma89: I am going to invest in Lasik
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[:D]
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 9:09:16 AM EST
Damn it! I work in the "south of market" area. Now, instead of just stepping over the bums, hypodermic needles and feces, I got to watch out for sticky sidewalks![xx(]
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 4:15:21 PM EST
and to think, those whacked-out CaliLiberals are invading my wonderful free state........sigh.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 4:21:24 PM EST
Just put up a big sign at the AZ state line: "Liberal wankers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. This is no joke. If you view masturbation as a social activity, or you hold any other whacked-ass liberal views, you will be shot on sight. You've been warned." Of course, it would probably get taken down pretty quickly... CJ
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 4:54:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By SeaDweller:
San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence.
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15k lbs of what?
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Damnit, [i]beat[/i] me to it.
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