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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:52:42 PM EST
How do I clean them out?


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:54:17 PM EST
bobbypin
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:54:19 PM EST
Damnit sarge. Can't you do anything without asking us first?



Use an ice pick of course.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:54:30 PM EST
I just dig in them. That thing piece of plastic on a ballpoint pen cap works good
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:54:51 PM EST
Qtips
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:55:03 PM EST
Tannerite of course.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:56:00 PM EST
Actually a swimming pool can break up a good deal of ear funk. You can buy the E.R.O. kit from Wal Mart or some place and do that too...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:56:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 9:04:43 PM EST by warp_asylum]
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Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:56:26 PM EST
hydrogen peroxide...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:56:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Qtips



+1

Although, for safety's sake, you are not supposed to put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:57:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 8:57:48 PM EST by _Ugly_]
Seriously... they sell ear wax removal kits in most supermarkets. Put a few drops in..... wait a bit.... then flush it out with the groovy blue squirtball. Q-tips are bad, ice picks are bad, cloths hangers are bad, tannerite... well, tannerite is good.

Q-tips only on the outside, otherwise you compact the crap on the inside.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:57:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
Damnit sarge. Can't you do anything without asking us first?



Use an ice pick of course.




Wife is asleep.


I am hungry, deaf, and helpless.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:58:16 PM EST
Compressed air. Just take the nozzle from you compressor stick it in the ear and let the wax fly!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:59:04 PM EST
You can buy wax remover pretty cheap at the local crug store. It comes in an eye-dropper type bottle. Just a few drops in each ear before you go to bed and you'll be hearing the flutter of a gnat's wings.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:00:07 PM EST
Well, I kind of have weird ears. at the end of the ear cannel it closes shut due to the jaw bone pressing against this. This is due to my incredable strong jaw line and general good looks.


And thus wax builds up easily inside the cannel.


I CAN HEAR RINGING BUT NIOTHING ELSE MUCH!


Damn...

SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:00:46 PM EST
If its because you're sick drink lots of water, get lots of rest, take decongestants, and DO NOT sniffle.

Also you could try equalizing the pressure in your eustacion tubes by opening your mouth really wide with emphasis on the side that feels stuffed up. same principle as chewing gum to relieve pressure changes in an airplane.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:01:18 PM EST
Do what the cat does, spin around in a circle really fast clawing at them.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:02:40 PM EST
The 2 times that I used the E.A.R. drop cleaner I got an ear infection.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:03:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By bung:
The 2 times that I used the E.A.R. drop cleaner I got an ear infection.



You're supposed to wash your hands before you apply that stuff!



Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:09:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 9:04:51 PM EST by warp_asylum]
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Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:11:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Do what the cat does, spin around in a circle really fast clawing at them.






Its funnier when you see it, its yelling and spinning at probaly 100 RPM
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:11:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Do what the cat does, spin around in a circle really fast clawing at them.






Its funnier when you see it, its yelling and spinning at probaly 100 RPM



Sounds like ear mites.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:12:35 PM EST
BAYONET FRESH FROM FIRE PIT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:14:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Do what the cat does, spin around in a circle really fast clawing at them.




I did that, but just ended up licking myself......again


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:16:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Do what the cat does, spin around in a circle really fast clawing at them.






Its funnier when you see it, its yelling and spinning at probaly 100 RPM



Sounds like ear mites.




I just say its Braincritters.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:40:12 PM EST
Gasoline.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:51:32 PM EST
Battery acid and a wire brush will clean that right up!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:02:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 10:03:34 PM EST by sum-rifle]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
Damnit sarge. Can't you do anything without asking us first?



Use an ice pick of course.




Wife is asleep.


I am hungry, deaf, and helpless.

Sgtar15



Make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich first, then you need a teledyne waterpic, warm water (almost hot) and hydrogen peroxide.

Shoot 50/50 mix of hot water and hydrogen peroxide into ear, wax melts and drips out,
Looks gross like escargot or something but feels great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is called "Lavage"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:08:04 PM EST
Forget Q-tips, they will just push the wax deeper in and make you more deaf.

You need to soak some hydrogen peroxide in there, and do it for a couple days a few times. They will clear up, but it might take a couple days, mine did.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:14:24 PM EST
Never put ANYTHING in your ears to clean/scratch them!

I learned the hard way.

Repeated instances of Swimer's Ear and months of extreme pain/discomfort will be your wages for a few seconds of pleasure.

Just leave them the hell alone okay!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:26:59 PM EST
A .45 passing through would clean them out
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:27:35 PM EST
1911
should do the trick
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:37:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
Damnit sarge. Can't you do anything without asking us first?



Use an ice pick of course.




Wife is asleep.


I am hungry, deaf, and helpless.

Sgtar15



No pie tonight then, eh?
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:22:27 AM EST
Rent a pressure washer from the hardware store and blast the gunk right out.

You should quit playing with dolls and spend more time on personal hygene.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:26:42 AM EST
Doctor, always a doctor.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:32:42 AM EST
Ear candles, or.... Butt candles, depending on who you ask.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:36:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 5:37:47 AM EST by olyarms]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Well, I kind of have weird ears. at the end of the ear cannel it closes shut due to the jaw bone pressing against this. This is due to my incredable strong jaw line and general good looks.


And thus wax builds up easily inside the cannel.


I CAN HEAR RINGING BUT NIOTHING ELSE MUCH!


Damn...

SGtar15


lmao, Oh always good for a laugh I guess.
Be a man, get the torch heat a medal rod and melt the wax out damit. Cowboy UP, I know your a california surfer but time to shit or get off the pot
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:38:49 AM EST
DOCTOR
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:52:11 AM EST
I have had this problem many times. Mine can get so bad that the peroxide method won't help, and neither will the OTC aids.

Go to an Ears, Nose and Throat doc. They will get in there with a little vacuum and suck that shit right out. Sometimes they will use a small high pressure water hose deal. Your ears will feel awesome.

If you clean your ears out every time after you shower with Q-Tips, it will cut down on this sort of thing.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:55:16 AM EST

Hoover



Link Posted: 10/2/2004 8:01:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Hoover






I tried that.

Didn't work.

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