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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:12:29 PM EDT
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He shouldn't lick them--so you have to. Sorry--they usually wait until after the surgery to tell you that (for obvious reasons).
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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:13:20 PM EDT
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Hook him up with some Neuticles.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:13:45 PM EDT
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That was wroooong mister...... 
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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:14:40 PM EDT
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Nor the revenge angle either. Hope the dog doesn't normally sleep in the house. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:15:12 PM EDT
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Teach him to ride a bike.
Hey, it worked for Lance. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:35:29 PM EDT
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you have to make sure he doesn't mess with the stitches for one thing. They also have a disinfectant spray that you put on it.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 8:59:28 PM EDT
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Any, um, female dog friends he can visit wednesday night? It would be too totally depressing to think... Never...
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:01:49 PM EDT
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Oh no, not neuticles. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:06:15 PM EDT
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A guy I went to HS with had a nasty breakup with his girlfriend. Girlfriend then proceeded to share with the world that newly-single guy suffered some sort of accident as a kid and received a set of prosthetic testicles. Thus was born the nickname "Tupperware."
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:06:29 PM EDT
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Wouldn't know.
After 10 years my male Malamute still has the same great personality because I never got him cut. Wouldn't chang him for the world. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:25:44 PM EDT
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Make sure the vet doesn't have his own dog standing by during the de-balling.
I am referencing, of course, the thread where the vet gelded a horse and then fed the balls to his dog right there on the spot. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:33:52 PM EDT
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I know it's a good thing
 , but still
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:36:41 PM EDT
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My dog still does himself despite being cut. Nasty bastard.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:38:39 PM EDT
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Years ago my Vet tried to convince me it was a "good thing" too. He happened to be married to a Vet also. I told him if it was such a good thing I would have my dog's cut right after his wife cut him. The next time I had my dog in he asked if I was "ready to have him neutered?" I said "Do you still have yours?" He changed the subject and never brought it up again. 
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:39:04 PM EDT
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My Husky successfully nailed my female Malamute months after the snip. Successful, as in completion to tie, not pregnancy. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:41:25 PM EDT
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NASTY  That's evolution if you ask me
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:12:24 PM EDT
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Shouldn't the choice be up to him???
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:47:52 PM EDT
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Well, evolution stinks. Literally. 
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:02:02 PM EDT
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To a dog, ain't no thing. Probably the most minor surgery a dog could go thru. He will act no different. Don't worry, be happy.
It is no different than marriage for you. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:02:58 PM EDT
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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can
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