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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:04:24 PM EDT
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:06:32 PM EDT
That must have been a long B.J.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:07:47 PM EDT
How long did it take the guy to finish?
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:09:02 PM EDT
Which rest stop?

Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:09:04 PM EDT
Why does your penis and the dogs breath both smell like peanut butter?
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:10:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINE-ORDIE:
That must have been a long B.J.
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You never sleep in?
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:10:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hackl:
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Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:11:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Undefined:
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Great question, since I don't eat peanut butter, and have never bought it.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:11:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.
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Now you have to go the whole day with a sore jaw...
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By slims_88:


You never sleep in?
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By MARINE-ORDIE:
That must have been a long B.J.


You never sleep in?

Been getting up at 0400 for about the last 26 years. I'll get to sleep in in about another 4 years.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kopterdoctor:



Now you have to go the whole day with a sore jaw...
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.



Now you have to go the whole day with a sore jaw...

Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINE-ORDIE:

Been getting up at 0400 for about the last 26 years. I'll get to sleep in in about another 4 years.
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Originally Posted By MARINE-ORDIE:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By MARINE-ORDIE:
That must have been a long B.J.


You never sleep in?

Been getting up at 0400 for about the last 26 years. I'll get to sleep in in about another 4 years.


That time of day only exists to me if I'm still up partying, or getting up to hunt.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:13:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Medicfrost:


Pics or it didn't happen.
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Originally Posted By Medicfrost:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.


Pics or it didn't happen.

inciting the cock thread you have been waiting for!
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:13:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Undefined:
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Why are you smelling another's man's dick ?
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:14:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Medicfrost:


Pics or it didn't happen.
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Originally Posted By Medicfrost:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.


Pics or it didn't happen.


I do have a smart phone now, so I could take pics next time. Can't post them if I take them though.

You can start the official BREAKING: Slims_88 getting a blowjob pic thread though. As long as you handle all the IM's from everyone asking for pics of my dick in my ex girlfriends mouth.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:15:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By slims_88:
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I don't know about that...

Free chicken > blowjob.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:16:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thorazine:


I don't know about that...

Free chicken > blowjob.
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Originally Posted By Thorazine:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.


I don't know about that...

Free chicken > blowjob.


Live or fried?
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:17:12 PM EDT
How much did you pay him?
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:19:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
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Gave her 4 orgasms last night, but I was too drunk to finish. Morning BJ was the thank you gift.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:19:53 PM EDT
Off to watch Escape from LA on Netflix now.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:23:30 PM EDT
you mean, I can start posting when I get a BJ?

LOOK AT ME!
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:26:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BuckGodot:
you mean, I can start posting when I get a BJ?

LOOK AT ME!
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This is GD. You can post any update of your life, unless it involves shitting!
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:28:23 PM EDT
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Well... mine started out with my boss taking a dump on me for a job I did yesterday afternoon where I worked hard to make it happen, despite being bombarded with other issues to solve. I was proud of the work that I did and my coworker said that it was a much better job than what she would have been able to do. So for all of that, my boss shit on me after he came in this morning. No good deed...

I guess it's NO wonder why his wife only stays with him for the money (a fact known by everyone, including himself).
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:29:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Off to watch Escape from LA on Netflix now.
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??? Thanks for the BJ, now I'm going to go watch a shit movie!

Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:30:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thieded:


??? Thanks for the BJ, now I'm going to go watch a shit movie!

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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Off to watch Escape from LA on Netflix now.


??? Thanks for the BJ, now I'm going to go watch a shit movie!



So bad it's good. I haven't watched it in years.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:32:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rgaper:
Which rest stop?

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Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:53:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By slims_88:


Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship.
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By Hackl:
How long did it take the guy to finish?


Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship.

yeah.. remember that when you get HPV..
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:55:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tapered-pin:

yeah.. remember that when you get HPV..
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Originally Posted By tapered-pin:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By Hackl:
How long did it take the guy to finish?


Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship.

yeah.. remember that when you get HPV..

Debbie Downer.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:55:27 PM EDT
2 years ago on Halloween night my date passed out drunk so I carried her to bed, tucker her in, and kept hanging out for a couple more hours.

I passed out a couple hours later and woke up that next morning to a BJ.

Best. . . . morning. . . . ever
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 12:55:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tapered-pin:

yeah.. remember that when you get HPV..
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Originally Posted By tapered-pin:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By Hackl:
How long did it take the guy to finish?


Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship.

yeah.. remember that when you get HPV..


lol come on. . . no need to jump right to the STD jokes.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 1:01:17 PM EDT
Yesterday afternoon I picked up a gallon of Fish Emulsion fertilizer. I set in on the floor in the back of my car.
I forgot about it out in the driveway. When I went to get it, it had exploded in the heat. Freaking dead emulsified fish ALL over the car floor.
Most was on the floor mat, so I tried to get it out. It promptly spilled on my shoes.
I spent two hours yesterday, and three hours this morning trying to get it all up. To my wonderful surprise, there was an air conditioner vent under the front seat for the folks in the back. Yep, filled with the crap..
I got as much as I can without taking out the front seat track (which I may need to do). Fucking flies everywhere.


I will switch with ya.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 1:02:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie:
Yesterday afternoon I picked up a gallon of Fish Emulsion fertilizer. I set in on the floor in the back of my car.
I forgot about it out in the driveway. When I went to get it, it had exploded in the heat. Freaking dead emulsified fish ALL over the car floor.
Most was on the floor mat, so I tried to get it out. It promptly spilled on my shoes.
I spent two hours yesterday, and three hours this morning trying to get it all up. To my wonderful surprise, there was an air conditioner vent under the front seat for the folks in the back. Yep, filled with the crap..
I got as much as I can without taking out the front seat track (which I may need to do). Fucking flies everywhere.


I will switch with ya.
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Holy hell... you'd better dump your fishy-smelling car on some poor bastard, cause you KNOW it'll smell fishy for the rest of its life.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 1:12:13 PM EDT
I'm just here to see if you were also going to post a picture of the chick that blew you.

Apparently, you're not that classless.
Link Posted: 6/24/2016 1:12:45 PM EDT
Ooops, I spoke too soon.

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Originally Posted By slims_88:


I do have a smart phone now, so I could take pics next time. Can't post them if I take them though.

You can start the official BREAKING: Slims_88 getting a blowjob pic thread though. As long as you handle all the IM's from everyone asking for pics of my dick in my ex girlfriends mouth.
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By Medicfrost:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time.


Pics or it didn't happen.


I do have a smart phone now, so I could take pics next time. Can't post them if I take them though.

You can start the official BREAKING: Slims_88 getting a blowjob pic thread though. As long as you handle all the IM's from everyone asking for pics of my dick in my ex girlfriends mouth.

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