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Posted: 3/2/2005 12:55:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/2/2005 1:00:28 AM EST by MisterFloppy]
At first I only had one bottlecap:


Then I found his twin brother:




My bottlecaps are my best friends, I talk to them, I shower with them, I sleep with them. And sometimes they talk to me.

Here is a conversation me and my bottlecaps had the other day:

Bottlecap1: Yo MisterFloppy, whats up?
Me: Not much Bottlecap1, you?
Bottlecap1: Oh you know man, same old, same old...
Bottlecap2: WHAZZZUP!!!
Bottlecap1: WHAZZZUP!!!
Me: WHAZZZUP!!!
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 12:56:26 AM EST
I see therapy in your future
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 12:59:20 AM EST
I'd quit snorting the butane before it's to latehinking.gif
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 12:59:56 AM EST
That one on the left is making fun of you.

I'd watch him closely.
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 1:00:29 AM EST
Put the bong down and step away from the keyboard.
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 1:01:06 AM EST
Bottlecap 2 owes me $10 and a whopper.

Tell that sob to email me at cat@punchmyvagina.com
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 1:01:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
That one on the left is making fun of you.

I'd watch him closely.



I got them mixed up and now I dont know which is which!
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 1:03:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 1:05:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By threefiftynone:

Originally Posted By Cat:
Bottlecap 2 owes me $10 and a whopper.

Tell that sob to email me at cat@punchmyvagina.com






I think thats actually his email.
Link Posted: 3/2/2005 2:06:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 12:21:54 AM EST by MisterFloppy]
Heres their mommy:
pic was of a root beer bottle

hehe, it says head
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:34:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 12:35:06 AM EST by MisterFloppy]
Update:





I think the one on the right is gay.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:36:48 AM EST
I see them multiplying again before this thread is done, or you pass out. Either one of the two
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:05:34 AM EST
Holy!

Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:46:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 9:50:07 PM EST
They plot at night to kill you [
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 10:06:17 PM EST
the one on the left is planning mutiny.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:50:14 PM EST
UPDATE: The bottlecaps have stopped talking to me, I think they are dead. Maybe i didnt feed them enough?
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:17:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 11:18:15 PM EST by JB69]

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
UPDATE: The bottlecaps have stopped talking to me, I think they are dead. Maybe i didnt feed them enough?




Zombie bottlecaps ?!





ETA: Welcome back play nice now, m'kay ?
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:40:39 PM EST
Only one cure for them. Mix up some tannerite and then fill up the bottle cap. Put a little tape over the back to keep it all from excaping, then shoot from a covered position.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:52:02 AM EST
Your bottle caps are just depressed because they didn't get any Christmas presents.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 2:38:45 AM EST
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