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Posted: 3/4/2006 10:09:23 PM EDT
My best friend just married a Chinese lady he met on the internet and brought her over.

She is shocked; America is very different than what she had expected.

Her most interesting question: "Where are all the White people?"

She is shocked at all the minorities. She is frightened by them because of the way they act in public.

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:10:41 PM EDT
[#1]
how much did they charge for shipping???
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:11:39 PM EDT
[#2]
I laughed so hard at this that I woke everyone in the house up.  I don't even know what it was that struck me as funny.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:11:40 PM EDT
[#3]
A fresh perspective on the subject of race relations.  
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:12:06 PM EDT
[#4]
No, she is a very nice conservative lady. She and him are getting along VERY well.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:12:15 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
My best friend just married a Chinese lady he met on the internet and brought her over.

She is shocked; America is very different than what she had expected.

Her most interesting question: "Where are all the White people?"

She is shocked at all the minorities. She is frightened by them because of the way they act in public.




She's not alone.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:13:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:14:33 PM EDT
[#7]
She is honest about the way she feels. She thought that America was almost all White and is very dissapointed that it is not.

This is California, where Whites are now a minority.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:21:26 PM EDT
[#8]


This reminds me of a Clean_Cut thread.


Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:23:26 PM EDT
[#9]
This is my best friend and his wife.



This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park. Earlier that day we went to the Castle Air Museum. When we saw a B-29, my friend said (in Mandarin Chinese):"This is the type of plane that dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan". She replied: "The Chinese people thank you very much!"
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:29:30 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

This reminds me of a Clean_Cut thread.





+1
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:32:05 PM EDT
[#11]
hmmm I need to find me a nice conservative chinese guy and marry him....  There are a lot of chinese people around here, and they are all really hard working, nice people.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:35:06 PM EDT
[#12]
Me so horny
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:41:47 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
hmmm I need to find me a nice conservative chinese guy and marry him....  There are a lot of chinese people around here, and they are all really hard working, nice people.



I'm sure there are a few more where she came from! Couple of hundred million at least.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:51:09 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
hmmm I need to find me a nice conservative chinese guy and marry him....  



A ronry guy?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:57:12 PM EDT
[#15]
A guy I went to high school with ordered himself one those a few years ago. He went over and met her, I think they even got married over there in whatever asian country it was, paid all the fees, airfare, etc. She was flying here to FL and had to change planes in LA or San Fran, I can't remember which. She got off the plane and went through customs/immigration then was never seen or heard from again. I guess she got a free trip to America He was out many thousands of dollars, she was probably better off with her freedom than having to be married to that character anyway, all he wanted was a chef, maid, and a whore.



Her most interesting question: "Where are all the White people?"



Montana

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 10:57:25 PM EDT
[#16]
Never knew that there were fat chicks in China.  Wonder why he didn't just find one here?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:00:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Yikes!  Who left the fucking gate open . . .
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:00:54 PM EDT
[#18]
He is sick of American women; thinks they are shallow, vain, and have no values.

He did not "order" her.

She owns her own company over there and commutes back anf forth every couple of months.

She is rich (in a manner of speaking).
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:01:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Am I the only one that sees the resemblance?

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:02:13 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
A guy I went to high school with ordered himself one those a few years ago. He went over and met her, I think they even got married over there in whatever asian country it was, paid all the fees, airfare, etc. She was flying here to FL and had to change planes in LA or San Fran, I can't remember which. She got off the plane and went through customs/immigration then was never seen or heard from again. I guess she got a free trip to America He was out many thousands of dollars, she was probably better off with her freedom than having to be married to that character anyway, all he wanted was a chef, maid, and a whore.



Her most interesting question: "Where are all the White people?"



Montana

LOL... Yup.


Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:04:27 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Am I the only one that sees the resemblance?

intellectualize.org/images/rogers.jpg



He is a Lieutenant Colonel with twenty years of service in the US Army. Can you say as much?

He is also the best human being I have ever met. I've known him 36 years.

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:05:40 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Am I the only one that sees the resemblance?

intellectualize.org/images/rogers.jpg



He is a Lieutenant Colonel with twenty years of service in the US Army. Can you say as much?

He is also the best human being I have ever met. I've known him 36 years.


DLI grad?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:08:01 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
This is my best friend and his wife.

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/walt.jpg

This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park. Earlier that day we went to the Castle Air Museum. When we saw a B-29, my friend said (in Mandarin Chinese):"This is the type of plane that dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan". She replied: "The Chinese people thank you very much!"



Photoshop chop=

Teh funnay=0

B&

LOLLZ WTFBBQ!!!!!eight!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:12:08 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Am I the only one that sees the resemblance?

intellectualize.org/images/rogers.jpg



He is a Lieutenant Colonel with twenty years of service in the US Army. Can you say as much?

He is also the best human being I have ever met. I've known him 36 years.




There's nothing wrong with Fred Rogers either. And, there IS a slight resmblance
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:13:48 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is my best friend and his wife.

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/walt.jpg

This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park. Earlier that day we went to the Castle Air Museum. When we saw a B-29, my friend said (in Mandarin Chinese):"This is the type of plane that dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan". She replied: "The Chinese people thank you very much!"



Photoshop chop=

Teh funnay=0

B&

LOLLZ WTFBBQ!!!!!eight!




yeah thats ummmm... someone on heres head, i forget who
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:15:38 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Am I the only one that sees the resemblance?

intellectualize.org/images/rogers.jpg



He is a Lieutenant Colonel with twenty years of service in the US Army. Can you say as much?

He is also the best human being I have ever met. I've known him 36 years.


DLI grad?



No, he took three semesters of Mandarin at the local community college. His fourth language. He is scary smart.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:16:59 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is my best friend and his wife.

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/walt.jpg

This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park. Earlier that day we went to the Castle Air Museum. When we saw a B-29, my friend said (in Mandarin Chinese):"This is the type of plane that dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan". She replied: "The Chinese people thank you very much!"



Photoshop chop=

Teh funnay=0

B&

LOLLZ WTFBBQ!!!!!eight!




yeah thats ummmm... someone on heres head, i forget who



(sigh)...here's another from the trip; with his step-daughter

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:19:19 PM EDT
[#28]
Well if they are happy, WTF.  He could do a lot worse.  

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:19:41 PM EDT
[#29]
Doesn't look like a chop to me, but what do I know
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:20:56 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is my best friend and his wife.

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/walt.jpg

This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park. Earlier that day we went to the Castle Air Museum. When we saw a B-29, my friend said (in Mandarin Chinese):"This is the type of plane that dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan". She replied: "The Chinese people thank you very much!"



Photoshop chop=

Teh funnay=0

B&

LOLLZ WTFBBQ!!!!!eight!




yeah thats ummmm... someone on heres head, i forget who



(sigh)...here's another from the trip; with his step-daughter

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/DSCN0221.jpg



Ole Walt has big feet! and they are two inches off the ground.

Can he teach anyone that trick or does it take a zen mastar?
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:25:05 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
how much did they charge for shipping???


Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:36:56 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is my best friend and his wife.

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/walt.jpg

This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park. Earlier that day we went to the Castle Air Museum. When we saw a B-29, my friend said (in Mandarin Chinese):"This is the type of plane that dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan". She replied: "The Chinese people thank you very much!"



Photoshop chop=

Teh funnay=0

B&

LOLLZ WTFBBQ!!!!!eight!




yeah thats ummmm... someone on heres head, i forget who



(sigh)...here's another from the trip; with his step-daughter

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/DSCN0221.jpg



Ole Walt has big feet! and they are two inches off the ground.

Can he teach anyone that trick or does it take a zen mastar?



You are not as smart as you think you are.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:37:19 PM EDT
[#33]
My step-brother-in-law did the Russian mail order bride bit.
After being with him for 6 months (no marriage) she bailed on him because he didn't make enough money.
At least she was honest, and she did leave the country on her own accord.
After he spent $800 getting her most fucked up teethskis fixed.

Think that was enough for dumb-ass?
Hell no.

Number two was a mail-order bride from Japan.
They met in Hawaii and spent two weeks there screwing like rabbits, drinking and partying.
She left to go back to Japan, he came back to the mainland.
For the next 4 months he sent her $600 a month so she could pay off her immediate debts and get out of her lease on her apartment.
He went back to Hawaii to meet her, she never showed.

Think that was enough?
Of course not.

This time around he got himself a Ukrainian mail-order bride.
However, this one has lived in the UK on and off since she was 6, and went to boarding school for her 16th and 17th school years in the UK.
She has a degree from some place in the Ukraine, it's equal to a business degree from a JC here in the states.

They are getting married in July after 14 months.

She is a bit "big boned" though.  






Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:40:38 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Never knew that there were fat chicks in China.  Wonder why he didn't just find one here?



dude, that's brutal!  
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:46:46 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

(sigh)...here's another from the trip; with his step-daughter




So is he gonna pull a Woody Allen
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:50:21 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

You are not as smart as you think you are.



Oh man... I'm a total maroon.

But aside from that, the unsharp you used didn't hide the resolution differences between the pasted layer and the destination. When you shrank it, the boundary dithering actually got worse, not better.

You get points for using a destination image with weird background lighting. It almost totally obscured any destination shadow problems.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:50:45 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park.



I love that park. Beautiful in the springtime and early summer.
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:54:21 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
This is my best friend and his wife.

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/walt.jpg

This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park. Earlier that day we went to the Castle Air Museum. When we saw a B-29, my friend said (in Mandarin Chinese):"This is the type of plane that dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan". She replied: "The Chinese people thank you very much!"



Despite all the opinions likening your friend to Mr. Rogers, I think he looks more like Vladimir Putin.

Jim
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:55:21 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

You are not as smart as you think you are.



Oh man... I'm a total maroon.

But aside from that, the unsharp you used didn't hide the resolution differences between the pasted layer and the destination. When you shrank it, the boundary dithering actually got worse, not better.

You get points for using a destination image with weird background lighting. It almost totally obscured any destination shadow problems.



You are a total fool.

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:58:12 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

You are not as smart as you think you are.



Oh man... I'm a total maroon.

But aside from that, the unsharp you used didn't hide the resolution differences between the pasted layer and the destination. When you shrank it, the boundary dithering actually got worse, not better.

You get points for using a destination image with weird background lighting. It almost totally obscured any destination shadow problems.



You are a total fool.




Didn't I just say that?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 12:04:23 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park.



I love that park. Beautiful in the springtime and early summer.



It was unbelievably nice that day. Fun was had by all.

Those Sequoiadendron giganteum have to be seen to be believed!

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 12:05:25 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
snip...
He is sick of American(californian) women; thinks they are shallow, vain, and have no values.



i just moved to AZ.. oh man what a difference.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 12:11:21 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
snip...
He is sick of American(californian) women; thinks they are shallow, vain, and have no values.



i just moved to AZ.. oh man what a difference.



The Army sent him all over the States for various training. He said it was just disheartening coming back to California, because the women here were so different (in bad ways) than in other states. His favorite was when they sent him to Pocatello, Idaho (Command and General Staff course I think)...said the women there were real down-to-earth.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 1:05:22 AM EDT
[#44]
Is it just me or is your friend always asleep?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 1:30:32 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Is it just me or is your friend always asleep?



i was thinking the same thing, whats with this eyes??

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 1:35:04 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
This pic was taken at Big Trees State Park.



I love that park. Beautiful in the springtime and early summer.



It was unbelievably nice that day. Fun was had by all.

Those Sequoiadendron giganteum have to be seen to be believed!

i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/AyeGuy/walt2.jpg



Ok I believe you now... That one is real.

BUT I'm suffering a bout of insomnia so here's Walt on the great wall


Link Posted: 3/5/2006 1:50:03 AM EDT
[#47]
Not trying to be a downer but does this affect his security clearance that he might have and was there any paperwork or counseling that was needed from her before the deed was done?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 2:41:24 AM EDT
[#48]
Don't know if it is early in the morning, or I've been on shift too long but damn this post is making me laugh.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 3:02:20 AM EDT
[#49]
You guys are mean..

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 3:59:22 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
Not trying to be a downer but does this affect his security clearance that he might have and was there any paperwork or counseling that was needed from her before the deed was done?



No shit... Security estimates there are 50K ACTIVE PRC intelligence agents now in the US

who knows how many sleepers
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