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Posted: 3/4/2006 10:09:23 PM EDT
My best friend just married a Chinese lady he met on the internet and brought her over.
She is shocked; America is very different than what she had expected. Her most interesting question: "Where are all the White people?" She is shocked at all the minorities. She is frightened by them because of the way they act in public. |
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I laughed so hard at this that I woke everyone in the house up. I don't even know what it was that struck me as funny.
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No, she is a very nice conservative lady. She and him are getting along VERY well.
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She's not alone. |
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She is honest about the way she feels. She thought that America was almost all White and is very dissapointed that it is not.
This is California, where Whites are now a minority. |
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hmmm I need to find me a nice conservative chinese guy and marry him.... There are a lot of chinese people around here, and they are all really hard working, nice people.
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I'm sure there are a few more where she came from! Couple of hundred million at least. |
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A ronry guy? |
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A guy I went to high school with ordered himself one those a few years ago. He went over and met her, I think they even got married over there in whatever asian country it was, paid all the fees, airfare, etc. She was flying here to FL and had to change planes in LA or San Fran, I can't remember which. She got off the plane and went through customs/immigration then was never seen or heard from again. I guess she got a free trip to America He was out many thousands of dollars, she was probably better off with her freedom than having to be married to that character anyway, all he wanted was a chef, maid, and a whore.
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Never knew that there were fat chicks in China. Wonder why he didn't just find one here?
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He is sick of American women; thinks they are shallow, vain, and have no values.
He did not "order" her. She owns her own company over there and commutes back anf forth every couple of months. She is rich (in a manner of speaking). |
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He is a Lieutenant Colonel with twenty years of service in the US Army. Can you say as much? He is also the best human being I have ever met. I've known him 36 years. |
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Photoshop chop= Teh funnay=0 B& LOLLZ WTFBBQ!!!!!eight! |
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There's nothing wrong with Fred Rogers either. And, there IS a slight resmblance |
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yeah thats ummmm... someone on heres head, i forget who |
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No, he took three semesters of Mandarin at the local community college. His fourth language. He is scary smart. |
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(sigh)...here's another from the trip; with his step-daughter |
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Ole Walt has big feet! and they are two inches off the ground. Can he teach anyone that trick or does it take a zen mastar? |
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You are not as smart as you think you are. |
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My step-brother-in-law did the Russian mail order bride bit.
After being with him for 6 months (no marriage) she bailed on him because he didn't make enough money. At least she was honest, and she did leave the country on her own accord. After he spent $800 getting her most fucked up teethskis fixed. Think that was enough for dumb-ass? Hell no. Number two was a mail-order bride from Japan. They met in Hawaii and spent two weeks there screwing like rabbits, drinking and partying. She left to go back to Japan, he came back to the mainland. For the next 4 months he sent her $600 a month so she could pay off her immediate debts and get out of her lease on her apartment. He went back to Hawaii to meet her, she never showed. Think that was enough? Of course not. This time around he got himself a Ukrainian mail-order bride. However, this one has lived in the UK on and off since she was 6, and went to boarding school for her 16th and 17th school years in the UK. She has a degree from some place in the Ukraine, it's equal to a business degree from a JC here in the states. They are getting married in July after 14 months. She is a bit "big boned" though. |
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dude, that's brutal! |
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So is he gonna pull a Woody Allen |
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Oh man... I'm a total maroon. But aside from that, the unsharp you used didn't hide the resolution differences between the pasted layer and the destination. When you shrank it, the boundary dithering actually got worse, not better. You get points for using a destination image with weird background lighting. It almost totally obscured any destination shadow problems. |
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I love that park. Beautiful in the springtime and early summer. |
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Despite all the opinions likening your friend to Mr. Rogers, I think he looks more like Vladimir Putin. Jim |
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You are a total fool. |
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Didn't I just say that? |
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It was unbelievably nice that day. Fun was had by all. Those Sequoiadendron giganteum have to be seen to be believed! |
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i just moved to AZ.. oh man what a difference. |
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The Army sent him all over the States for various training. He said it was just disheartening coming back to California, because the women here were so different (in bad ways) than in other states. His favorite was when they sent him to Pocatello, Idaho (Command and General Staff course I think)...said the women there were real down-to-earth. |
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i was thinking the same thing, whats with this eyes?? |
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Ok I believe you now... That one is real. BUT I'm suffering a bout of insomnia so here's Walt on the great wall |
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Not trying to be a downer but does this affect his security clearance that he might have and was there any paperwork or counseling that was needed from her before the deed was done?
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No shit... Security estimates there are 50K ACTIVE PRC intelligence agents now in the US who knows how many sleepers |
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