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Posted: 5/2/2011 3:19:59 PM EDT
Sometimes I think people see cops as a roving Google engine.



Some of the questions I've had in the past.
"What time is the 8-10 yrs old swim meet at the YMCA?" (swim meet wasn't even taking place in my city.)



"Does the Library have 'insert book name here'?"



"Does 7-11 carry toilet paper?"



"Is the polling station at "insert school name here" still open?"





And the one from today..



Guy pulls up in a 90's model 240SX and waves me down.



"I'm test driving this car. Will you take a look at it and tell me if it is worth $2000?"
I don't mind the questions, but I don't understand why people think cops know stuff. We are mostly just mouthbreathing knuckledraggers as it is.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:21:01 PM EDT



Quoted:




I don't mind the questions, but I don't understand why people think cops know stuff. We are mostly just mouthbreathing knuckledraggers as it is.


Decoys. Dozens of them.



 
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:27:05 PM EDT
Maybe he was hitting on you.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:27:10 PM EDT
Do you know what time the Astros are playing?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:30:46 PM EDT
Hey, even knuckledraggers need a place in society. Be glad that you've found yours.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:30:51 PM EDT
Interacting with you people brings nothing more than a traffic citation, I tend to avoid you people at all costs.

Probably a win-win situation for us both

The people that do come up and talk to you are dumb as a box of rocks and wind up spending most of their time in county court.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:35:34 PM EDT
being a ups driver, everybody thinks your a freakin walking atlas to everyplace in your city and state... oh or a  restaurant food critic...
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:36:37 PM EDT
Well, is my car worth 2 grand, johnny law?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:37:30 PM EDT
Quoted:
Sometimes I think people see cops as a roving Google engine.

Some of the questions I've had in the past.



"What time is the 8-10 yrs old swim meet at the YMCA?" (swim meet wasn't even taking place in my city.)

"Does the Library have 'insert book name here'?"

"Does 7-11 carry toilet paper?"

"Is the polling station at "insert school name here" still open?"


And the one from today..

Guy pulls up in a 90's model 240SX and waves me down.

"I'm test driving this car. Will you take a look at it and tell me if it is worth $2000?"



I don't mind the questions, but I don't understand why people think cops know stuff. We are mostly just mouthbreathing knuckledraggers as it is.


Maybe you look like Cliff Claven and they think you know everything.

Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:38:44 PM EDT
Quoted:
Hey, even knuckledraggers need a place in society. Be glad that you've found yours.


"Know your role, shut your hole..."

TRG
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:38:54 PM EDT
Well?  Was his car worth $2k?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:40:44 PM EDT
He wanted to see if you noticed the 2 bales of weed in the back seat!!
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:41:29 PM EDT
While were here, would you mind telling me if its going to stop raining here in Ohio anytime before November??




Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:41:36 PM EDT
Does this look infected?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:43:05 PM EDT
Do you know I pay your salary?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:43:41 PM EDT
How long can I keep hamburger in the fridge before it goes bad?





Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:43:48 PM EDT
I ask cops for directions all the time. They are good at that.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:46:44 PM EDT
Quoted:
Do you know what time the Astros are playing?


Yes.



Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:47:59 PM EDT



Quoted:



I don't mind the questions, but I don't understand why people think cops know stuff. We are mostly just mouthbreathing knuckledraggers as it is.


Officer, quick question: Keynes or Hayek?



 
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:51:07 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:

I don't mind the questions, but I don't understand why people think cops know stuff. We are mostly just mouthbreathing knuckledraggers as it is.

Officer, quick question: Keynes or Hayek?
 


Money Reading material or toilet paper?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:55:47 PM EDT
Do these pants make my ass look big?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:02:56 PM EDT
Quoted:
Do these pants make my ass look big?


No it's your ASS that makes your Ass look big , Is the hood of the CV hot ?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:09:52 PM EDT




Quoted:

Hey, even knuckledraggers need a place in society. Be glad that you've found yours.




I said most were.  Not that I was.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:10:30 PM EDT




Quoted:

Well, is my car worth 2 grand, johnny law?




Was that you today?





I thought you smelled like a Texan.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:11:31 PM EDT




Quoted:

I ask cops for directions all the time. They are good at that.




Directions, or even 'which restaurant is good?' are logical questions to ask a cop.





But some of the others I chuckle at.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:12:30 PM EDT
Quoted:
Well, is my car worth 2 grand, johnny law?


Let's see. I'll have to deduct the department's attorney fees for the forfeiture, minus auctioneer's fee . . . . No.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:13:51 PM EDT




Quoted:





Quoted:



I don't mind the questions, but I don't understand why people think cops know stuff. We are mostly just mouthbreathing knuckledraggers as it is.


Officer, quick question: Keynes or Hayek?





Do you really have to ask?





Woe to the citizen that asks me that in real life.   As the Snicker's commerical says... "Not going anywhere for a while?"
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:39:02 PM EDT
One of my favorites: "When are they going to change the speed limit signs to match my GPS?"
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