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Posted: 11/1/2009 2:58:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 3:28:36 PM EST by Eli75]
My wife went to help her aunt renovate a clothing store today. I jokingly asked her aunt if I could have one of the mannequins when I saw her last week. My wife just called and said she has a surprise for me in the trunk.

So what should I do with it?

It would be fun to shoot at, but I don't think it would last very long.

It would be fun to place some tannerite in it and video tape it.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 2:59:49 PM EST
Use it to model your tacticool gear
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:01:15 PM EST
a dood mannequin or a chick?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:02:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 3:02:25 PM EST by sniper7]
shoot it then burn it with fire. video tape the whole thing for youtube and link it here.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:02:21 PM EST
they are pretty durable I have one as a target
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:02:57 PM EST
Chick
Originally Posted By boarslayer15:
a dood mannequin or a chick?


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:03:21 PM EST
hit it...with love.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:04:03 PM EST
those things scare me
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:05:05 PM EST
I would if I had any
Originally Posted By Gripy:
Use it to model your tacticool gear


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:06:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Eli75:
Chick
Originally Posted By boarslayer15:
a dood mannequin or a chick?




Put a bikini on it and put it in your man cave.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:06:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Eli75:
Chick
Originally Posted By boarslayer15:
a dood mannequin or a chick?




Cut out a hole between its legs and mount your fleshlight in it.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:06:36 PM EST
When I read the thread title, I assumed it was going to be one of those "sex threads".
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:06:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By Eli75:
Chick
Originally Posted By boarslayer15:
a dood mannequin or a chick?




Is it hot.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:08:38 PM EST
make it into a poor persons real doll.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:09:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By boarslayer15:
Originally Posted By Eli75:
Chick
Originally Posted By boarslayer15:
a dood mannequin or a chick?




Put a bikini on it and put it in your man cave.



holding a sammich
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:11:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:13:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Eli75:
I would if I had any
Originally Posted By Gripy:
Use it to model your tacticool gear




All the more reason go get some.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:16:50 PM EST
give it love
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:18:42 PM EST
Be sure to use lube.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:21:57 PM EST
About 10-12 years ago I got one from Neighbor Bob's wife and cut a hole in it and dumped a huge bag of salt in it(for weight) then we put it in a body bag and put it in another neighbors trash after he had gone to work.

Halarity ensued.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:22:01 PM EST
I wouldnt destroy it, lots of fun uses. Put it in your car for HOV purposes, use it around halloween etc...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:23:51 PM EST
OOOO Kinky. One of you should wear a Batman mask and swim fins
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:27:30 PM EST
siihpapp
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:27:40 PM EST
We (roommate owns it) have a mannequin in our front entry rooms, next to the fireplace. Instead of a mannequin head, it has a light bulb surrounded by a clear plastic head/face. Makes a decent lamp. the wiring runs up it's leg and there is a thumbwheel switch located in the groin You turn it on, as if you were turning someone on.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:27:43 PM EST


I hope this isn't a COC violation.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:28:44 PM EST
1. Dress it up in your wife's clothes then let her catch you in bed with it.
2. Videotape her reaction.
3. Post video to You Tube.
4. Link video here.
5. ????????
6. Profit.


Pics of wife?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:29:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 3:36:28 PM EST by C-4]
You need to blow it up like this. The good stuff starts at 3:00 min:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYg17YrgWlk

ETA: Don't blow her up. She's actually kinda cute.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:30:17 PM EST
She has strange knees.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:30:32 PM EST
Have it make you a sandwich
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:31:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 4:32:37 PM EST by mjohn3006]
We need another picture of it holding a rifle.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:31:52 PM EST
How are you supposed to have sex with that?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:32:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:32:55 PM EST
You lucky bastard! I've been looking for one for quite a while. They are amazingly expensive!






















to take to the range you perverts.....
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:33:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By Eli75:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/eli75/DSCN2494.jpg

I hope this isn't a COC violation.




Seriously, I'm such a pervert that my wife would never allow that in the house. I'd be dressing her up and hitting on her. It would drive my wife crazy. I showed her the Real Doll videos on youtube and it really creeped her out.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:33:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Eli75:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/eli75/DSCN2494.jpg

I hope this isn't a COC violation.



Where is her "O" Face?


I think you have a hermaphrodite there.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:33:59 PM EST



Craigslist.

...and whatever you do, don't let them pick it up from your residence, cause whoever buys it - they're going to be very strange.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:34:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
We need another picture of hit holding a rifle.



Hehe.... we know what YOU are thinking about.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:34:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
How are you supposed to have sex with that?

Cut a hole in the pooper and post pics.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:34:53 PM EST
in on one to see the ensuing hilarity.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:35:30 PM EST
creepy
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:36:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 3:40:06 PM EST by JarheadPatriot]
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
hit it...with love.






eta: I distinctly remember, as a little boy, when we went to Sears, or Penneys, I would look up the dresses of the mannequins.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:38:37 PM EST
Shoot the shit out of it. I have 3 heads from a friends GF. She got a dozen of them after she got out of hairdressing school. They are a ton of fun to shoot.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:40:00 PM EST
install a Fleshlight
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:43:35 PM EST
nice tits
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:45:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Firebird69:
install a Fleshlight


out of
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:47:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Firebird69:
install a Fleshlight


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:47:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By GumbyTM:
Originally Posted By Firebird69:
install a Fleshlight


out of


fleshlight LMAO That made me laugh.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:49:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By Eli75:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/eli75/DSCN2494.jpg

I hope this isn't a COC violation.


It's the tapco version of Real Doll
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:56:45 PM EST
thats kind of creepy, but hilarious at the same time
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:56:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
We need another picture of hit holding a rifle.


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 3:58:28 PM EST
I would dress it up in tactical gear.
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