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Durkin Tactical Franklin Armory
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Posted: 2/28/2001 8:56:54 PM EDT
We will get a divorce so she as a single parent can get a job with the City of San Francisco.

Then, she will get a sex change using their new benifits package.

She will move back in with me as a same sex domestic partner and be eligible to get full benefits from my company. Of course, we will be able to prove we are domestic partners and not just a couple of freaks because we have pictures.

This way we will spend no money and avoid paying $100/month in taxes by escaping the marriage penalty.

What do you think? Am I forgetting anything? [;)]
Link Posted: 2/28/2001 9:05:12 PM EDT
Maybe you're mistaken and your wife thinks YOU'RE the one getting the sex change.[:O]
Link Posted: 2/28/2001 9:06:11 PM EDT
This plan will make for strange Christmas dinners with the inlaws.  
Link Posted: 2/28/2001 9:12:42 PM EDT
Sounds like a plan as long as she doesn't try to nail you with her new toy.
Link Posted: 2/28/2001 9:13:31 PM EDT
I think you forgot to consider leaving Kalifornia before the idea of mutilating your spouses genitals for gainful employment and full benefits. Come to NY. The incresingly restrictive weapons laws will make sure you never get homesick for Kali, but boy these state, county and town jobs are real easy to get. And that's with full benefits.

Link Posted: 2/28/2001 9:14:43 PM EDT
Yeah, make sure her/his new toy is'nt bigger than yours![;)]
Link Posted: 3/1/2001 1:53:01 PM EDT
before you do anything crazy, consider bush plans to cut the marrige penilty (i think)
Link Posted: 3/1/2001 2:20:30 PM EDT
I think that will work but to maximize the plan you should get a race change too - maybe become a pacific islander or American Indian - I think they are in fashion now ..............
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