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Posted: 5/26/2002 1:57:02 PM EST
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Maybe not physically but she does have power.
Do not underestimate the power of the pussy. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 1:57:20 PM EST
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[whacko]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:06:01 PM EST
[#3]
I don't understand your post.
Saying your wife is crazy is like saying there is air outside today. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:06:07 PM EST
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She'll just wait till you fall asleep ,then do a Lorana Bobbitt on you [chainsaw]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:08:36 PM EST
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Come home drunk and get tied up in the bedsheets. Let the beating begin[B] fullclip
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:15:34 PM EST
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She denies poo-C and you just whither away with your tail between your legs.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:24:30 PM EST
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I got $5 on the wife [:D]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:35:18 PM EST
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Quoted: I got $5 on the wife [:D] My wife also told me to bet on his wife[:)] fullclip |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:36:50 PM EST
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Does she keep cucumbers at home ? How about really large carrots . Anyway my wife has this little phrase she likes to sing when she really wants my attention :
Treat your woman right Or sleep in that burnin' bed at night ! Wow what a totally useless 500th post ! |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 3:47:17 PM EST
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So are you just finding this out? How long have you been married? Is she bigger than you, know how to use a weapon or have bad PMS moments? Watch out because if they can't do it alone they gang up on you. Which might not be to bad if you think of it.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:29:48 PM EST
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Quoted: I don't understand your post. Saying your wife is crazy is like saying there is air outside today. [:D] Nothing more need be said, that covered it all |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:37:13 PM EST
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The real question is do they become crazy when they get married or is it geneticly programmed into all females?
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:43:12 PM EST
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It's part of the hormone cycle - my fiancee (an RN) swears it. But then, she doesn't kick my a$$ like I wish she would. [:D]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:58:07 PM EST
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Quoted: The real question is do they become crazy when they get married or is it geneticly programmed into all females? There is something in the wedding cake that does it. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 6:59:04 PM EST
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Saying your wife is crazy is like saying there is air outside today. About 50 years ago, my wife gave me a useful piece of advice. She said, "we're [women] all crazy." I'm still learning to just accept that and to not fight it.z |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 7:58:35 PM EST
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"My first wife was cazy, Hell, they all are...You just find the level you can live with"
-F Doss. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:04:32 PM EST
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All of them are crazy ...in hindsight, it would have been better to rent I think.[:D]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:08:53 PM EST
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Quoted: All of them are crazy ...in hindsight, it would have been better to rent I think.[:D] If you sail it, fly it or f*ck it then it's cheaper to rent it? Is that the point we've been reduced to? |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:20:04 PM EST
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I still can not believe that Joey Butaf**ker beat-up China.
Before that fight I thought she would kick the crap out of him. Damn that wrestling crap is even more fake than I thought. [whacko] |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 8:49:24 PM EST
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Just a couple of thoughts on the subject.
Your wife ain't as crazy as mine, I had over 200 mags stashed back and she told me CLEAN OUT THAT CLOSET ,,,that's crazy second thought They have all the pussy and half the money, and it won't be long before they have all the money. third thought, no wait this makes me cry to much I don't want to think about it anymore. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:24:04 PM EST
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If they didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on their heads.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:45:14 PM EST
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If they wont give you the pootang there are plenty of females that will [sex]. Hell some women have sex with dogs and horses, atleast your a step up.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:49:58 PM EST
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Quoted: Quoted: All of them are crazy ...in hindsight, it would have been better to rent I think.[:D] If you sail it, fly it or f*ck it then it's cheaper to rent it? Is that the point we've been reduced to? |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:59:18 PM EST
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Anyone that can bleed for four or five days every month and still live is not to be messed with. No offence intended to females at all, I just think it's amazing.
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Posted: 5/27/2002 5:58:19 AM EST
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Well, she's 5'9" @125lbs. Not much but man she's got this ability to get pissed and just ruin my whole day with a glance. It doesn't help she has a classic Italian temperment. Holds a grudge for days after an argument.
But she does let me spend stupid amounts of money on my expensive hobbies and she loves to shoot and fish and even tries to bust a few grouse with me in the fall once in a while. Had her out shooting last weekend(our 1st anniversary) she does well with a 1911. I think the grip profile is more ergonomic for small hands. Great girl, couldn't have found a better one, even if she is crazy. Crazy to marry me! |
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Posted: 5/27/2002 7:05:00 AM EST
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I have come out of the shadows to post on this topic.
No matter how many times you guys try to figure out us girls. It will never happen. Cause we can be sweet and gentle one minute. Mean and bitchy the next. I'm not sure if it's genetics or not. But we can get away with it more so than you guys can. Cause we can say it's harmones or PMS. And you guys don't have really anything to blame your grouchy days on. So the mystery of women will never be solved. bluewolf |
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