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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:54:07 PM EDT
Thinks she can kick my ass!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 2:57:02 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 2:57:20 PM EDT
[#2]
[whacko]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:06:01 PM EDT
[#3]
I don't understand your post.
Saying your wife is crazy is like saying there is air outside today.  [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:06:07 PM EDT
[#4]
She'll just wait till you fall asleep ,then do a Lorana Bobbitt on you [chainsaw]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:08:36 PM EDT
[#5]
Come home drunk and get tied up in the bedsheets. Let the beating begin[B]  fullclip
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:15:34 PM EDT
[#6]
She denies poo-C and you just whither away with your tail between your legs.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:24:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:35:18 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I got $5 on the wife [:D]
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My wife also told me to bet on his wife[:)] fullclip
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:36:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Does she keep cucumbers at home ? How about really large carrots . Anyway my wife has this little phrase she likes to sing when she really wants my attention :

Treat your woman right
Or sleep in that burnin' bed at night !



Wow what a totally useless 500th post !
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 4:47:17 PM EDT
[#10]
So are you just finding this out? How long have you been married? Is she bigger than you, know how to use a weapon or have bad PMS moments? Watch out because if they can't do it alone they gang up on you. Which might not be to bad if you think of it.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:29:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I don't understand your post.
Saying your wife is crazy is like saying there is air outside today.  [:D]
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Nothing more need be said, that covered it all
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:37:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:43:12 PM EDT
[#13]
It's part of the hormone cycle - my fiancee (an RN) swears it. But then, she doesn't kick my a$$ like I wish she would. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:58:07 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
The real question is do they become crazy when they get married or is it geneticly programmed into all females?
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There is something in the wedding cake that does it.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:59:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Saying your wife is crazy is like saying there is air outside today.
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About 50 years ago, my wife gave me a useful piece of advice.  She said, "we're [women] all crazy."  I'm still learning to just accept that and to not fight it.z
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:58:35 PM EDT
[#16]
"My first wife was cazy, Hell, they all are...You just find the level you can live with"

-F Doss.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 9:04:32 PM EDT
[#17]
All of them are crazy ...in hindsight, it would have been better to rent I think.[:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 9:08:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 9:20:04 PM EDT
[#19]
I still can not believe that Joey Butaf**ker beat-up China.

Before that fight I thought she would kick the crap out of him.

Damn that wrestling crap is even more fake than I thought.

[whacko]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 9:49:24 PM EDT
[#20]
Just a couple of thoughts on the subject.
Your wife ain't as crazy as mine, I had over 200 mags stashed back and she told me CLEAN OUT THAT CLOSET ,,,that's crazy

second thought
They have all the pussy and half the money, and it won't be long before they have all the money.

third thought, no wait this makes me cry to much I don't want to think about it anymore.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:24:04 PM EDT
[#21]
If they didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on their heads.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:45:14 PM EDT
[#22]
If they wont give you the pootang there are plenty of females that will [sex]. Hell some women have sex with dogs and horses, atleast your a step up.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:49:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 12:59:18 AM EDT
[#24]
Anyone that can bleed for four or five days every month and still live is not to be messed with. No offence intended to females at all, I just think it's amazing.
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 6:58:19 AM EDT
[#25]
Well, she's 5'9" @125lbs.  Not much but man she's got this ability to get pissed and just ruin my whole day with a glance.  It doesn't help she has a classic Italian temperment.  Holds a grudge for days after an argument.  

But she does let me spend stupid amounts of money on my expensive hobbies and she loves to shoot and fish and even tries to bust a few grouse with me in the fall once in a while.  Had her out shooting last weekend(our 1st anniversary) she does well with a 1911.  I think the grip profile is more ergonomic for small hands.  Great girl, couldn't have found a better one, even if she is crazy.  Crazy to marry me!
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 8:05:00 AM EDT
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