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Posted: 7/5/2012 8:28:19 PM EDT
Flew to Orlando and out again this week.



TSA was friendly, professional, and quick.  No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.



EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack.  He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.






 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:30:23 PM EDT
Cool story bro...
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:30:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/5/2012 8:32:32 PM EDT by CBPO]
No Junk touching...  what a waste.  

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:32:46 PM EDT
Hey, how come your avatar guy has NO JUNK?




Originally Posted By CBPO:


No Junk touching...  what a waste.  



http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TSA2.gif






 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:35:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:36:16 PM EDT
Too Stupid for Arby's
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:44:15 PM EDT
I make them fondle my balls.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:45:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/5/2012 9:17:01 PM EDT by supdura]
it's hit or miss

some of them are flat out faggots, especially the females on an authority trip
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:46:20 PM EDT



Originally Posted By blood_donor:


Hey, how come your avatar guy has NO JUNK?


Originally Posted By CBPO:

No Junk touching...  what a waste.  

http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TSA2.gif


 
He went through the scanner



 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:48:37 PM EDT
Three words...

Male. Opt. Out.

That'll get you a free handjob.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:59:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:03:39 PM EDT
Wear shirt garters and see what happens.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:05:08 PM EDT
"YOU CAN'T BRING FIRE ON THE PLANE!"




Originally Posted By TREETOP:


Good thing it wasn't a Kindle FIRE on your backpack.






 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:10:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By whiskerz:
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Thousands Standing Around
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:12:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
I make them fondle my balls.


Consolation prize.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:26:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cbr954:
Cool story bro...


Seriously, hasn't this payed itself out yet?
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:54:40 PM EDT
In Detroit, my knee brace set off the detector. I was given the option of taking it off and getting back in line or getting felt up. I opted for the cock tickle so I could feel victimized. Got a BIG brotha'. I kept hoping he'd feel my dong and high five me.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:05:42 PM EDT



Originally Posted By blood_donor:


Flew to Orlando and out again this week.



TSA was friendly, professional, and quick.  No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.



EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack.  He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.





 




You, are the reason this shit persists.



You. Tolerate.





 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:43:27 AM EDT
So, what was I supposed to do?  I have 2 little kids, a wife, and a pile of luggage to get home.



Shall I make a scene?  




Originally Posted By Badseed:





Originally Posted By blood_donor:

Flew to Orlando and out again this week.



TSA was friendly, professional, and quick.  No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.



EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack.  He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.





 




You, are the reason this shit persists.



You. Tolerate.



 






 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:50:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By blood_donor:
So, what was I supposed to do?  I have 2 little kids, a wife, and a pile of luggage to get home.

Shall I make a scene?  

Originally Posted By Badseed:

Originally Posted By blood_donor:
Flew to Orlando and out again this week.

TSA was friendly, professional, and quick.  No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.

EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack.  He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.


 


You, are the reason this shit persists.

You. Tolerate.

 


 


Hey now don't get logic involved in this you might just win the argument.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 6:04:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By blood_donor:
Flew to Orlando and out again this week.

TSA was friendly, professional, and quick.  No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.

EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack.  He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.


 


are you a man or a woman?

no wonder they didn't

duh
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 6:31:39 AM EDT
I went to a range in FL while I was there last month.
My wife had the hat I wore inside the range in her carry on tote.
She also had a coffe grinder in carry on too......

TSA didnt like the fact the grinder had "blades" and when they used
the wipe pad on the carry on stuff, my hat set off the alarms.......

They were pretty decent about it, I showed them my range card from
"shoot straight" from the day before and evidently one of the TSA guys
was a shooter and we ended up BSing about that shop.

All in all they were courteous and professional about the whole
thing and let us go on our way even with the deadly bladed coffee
bean grinder.  I have a bunch of titanium and stainless steel part
inside me too so they whole body scanner gizmo freaks out when
I go through it. I show them my medical procedure card and I'm
good to go.  This was in Orlando too.

My local airport doesnt have the whole body scanner X-ray thing
so my medical card was good for a testicular tickle on my way
down to FL.....
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