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Posted: 8/31/2004 3:35:42 AM EST
I am so proud of him it brings a tear to my eye...*sniffle*

No pics yet so this thread is useless..

I haven't met her yet either..Might want to have a BBQ or something.... Tell her to bring some wings and a few friends...They can even go swimming in my pool ...

And yes, being the responsible parent, I told him to keep it in his pants and practice abstinance..What do you think the chances are he'll listen to his dad?
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:40:43 AM EST
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:41:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:42:00 AM EST
wedge is jeleaous


so am i
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:43:44 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:44:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:

And yes, being the responsible parent, I told him to keep it in his pants and practice abstinance..What do you think the chances are he'll listen to his dad?



did you ever listen to yours?

mike



Is this where I invoke the 5th Amendment to the Constitution?
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:45:01 AM EST
Whoa!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:45:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
I am so proud of him it brings a tear to my eye...*sniffle*

No pics yet so this thread is useless..

I haven't met her yet either..Might want to have a BBQ or something.... Tell her to bring some wings and a few friends...They can even go swimming in my pool ...

And yes, being the responsible parent, I told him to keep it in his pants and practice abstinance..What do you think the chances are he'll listen to his dad?



Good on yer son. I dated a hooter's girl for a while, she was actually the most non psycho chick I've ever dated. She was a good one, but I fucked it up. Oh well ya live ya learn.

And yah have a little pool party bbq and tell her to bring friends and let me know when it is so I can come and um well just so I can come.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:46:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:46:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.



Below or above? I think below would be a prostitute...

And how so? She's covered? Just not real well..Pics of her would pass the CoC on this board..
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:47:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.



you say that like it's a bad thing



It would be for my child.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:49:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.



Below or above? I think below would be a prostitute...

And how so? She's covered? Just not real well..Pics of her would pass the CoC on this board..



I figured the scale would go up. Like with crack whore at the top.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:51:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:53:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.



you say that like it's a bad thing



It would be for my child.



Well, my boy is 21 and has a mind and life of his own. I think my days of dictating his life have been over for a few years. He's a grown man and can do as he pleases...
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:55:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:56:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:

... I told him to keep it in his pants and practice abstinance..What do you think the chances are he'll listen to his dad?



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Link Posted: 8/31/2004 3:58:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/31/2004 4:01:15 AM EST by inferno715]

Originally Posted By TheRicker:
"Hi sweetie! Welcome to Raisins!"




oh shit, i needed that! lol.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:01:26 AM EST
Your son is my hero
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:02:42 AM EST
All things being equal dating a women good looking enough to work at HOOters, is a good thing.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:06:48 AM EST
Unless she's the fry cook at Hooters . . .
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:09:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:23:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
www.ncds.us/xscuseless.gif



+1
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:23:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:35:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/31/2004 4:45:33 AM EST by System_Message]
Tell him to Put it in her pooper and post pics!
http://www.ar50.com/images/poop.jpg
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:43:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.



Come on now Wedgie, think about all the free buffalo wings!

Just cause he's DATING her doesn't mean he's gonna MARRY her. Let him enjoy some hooters for crying out loud!!!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:46:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.



Come on now Wedgie, think about all the free buffalo wings!

Just cause he's DATING her doesn't mean he's gonna MARRY her. Let him enjoy some hooters for crying out loud!!!



Ok you talked me into it. But if he jumps up to the stripper rung I will have to put my foot down.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:50:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:53:51 AM EST
Tell him that it's still abstinence if he stuffs it in here pooper (and posts pics).
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:01:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/31/2004 5:03:20 AM EST by kpel308]
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:01:26 AM EST
I have to say, Hooters girl is a hop skip and a jump ahead of a stripper and a crack whore.



We'll reach a verdict after the pics are posted

- BG
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:11:07 AM EST
Ok just so that we are all clear on the scale.

From worst to best

Crack ho
Streetwalker
Prostitute w/ Pimp representation
"Escort"
Porn Star
Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes)
Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at)
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:13:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Ok just so that we are all clear on the scale.

From worst to best

Crack ho
Streetwalker
Prostitute w/ Pimp representation
"Escort"
Porn Star
Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes)
Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at)



We musn't forget the notorious "Asian Massage Parlor Girl" Where does she fit in? Keep in mind she only gives assisted releases when properly tipped.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:15:32 AM EST


From worst to best

Crack ho
Streetwalker
Prostitute w/ Pimp representation
"Escort"
Porn Star
Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes)
Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at)


Drooling works for Me
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:15:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Ok just so that we are all clear on the scale.

From worst to best

Crack ho
Streetwalker
Prostitute w/ Pimp representation
"Escort"
Porn Star
Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes)
Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at)



We musn't forget the notorious "Asian Massage Parlor Girl" Where does she fit in? Keep in mind she only gives assisted releases when properly tipped.



Crap I knew I would forget someone...
Ok how is this,

Crack ho
Streetwalker
Prostitute w/ Pimp representation
"Escort"
Porn Star
Asian Massage Parlor Girl
Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes)
Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at)
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:17:35 AM EST
God bless you, this is a very proud time in your life.

Don't understand all the anti-stripper prejudice. Of all the women I've dated the stripper was one of the best (for both the obvious and less obvious reasons) and some of the more superficially reputable ones that had the morals and ethics of a snake. I don't think you can ever tell anything about the character of a woman based on the superficial impressions.
That's why it's best just to go purely on physical attractiveness. At least that way, when they turn into a shrieking harpy or a back-stabbing psycho, you won't torment yourself wondering "Why?".
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:17:44 AM EST
well done Wedge!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:23:21 AM EST
Yeah , hey what do you guys have against strippers?I dated a few , no big deal. And as far as AZ Redneck's son listening to him, he will probably want to get in her pants even more now! Take care. Coondog
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:24:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/31/2004 5:25:02 AM EST by wedge1082]

Originally Posted By Hokie:
well done Wedge!



Thanks Hokie.

You really threw me a curve with the Asian Massage Girl. I am still not quite sure on her exact position on the whore-ness scale. She does not take her close off so that would move her below stripper, but she touches dick for a living so that might move her above stripper.

Rating Whore's is hard...
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 5:58:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By FrankSquid:

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
has she ever been on a wing hunt?



or played "hide the salami"?




or "hide the squid"?
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 7:29:06 AM EST
Good for him she is probably a very good looking girl. He is young he should be enjoying his life and it sounds like he is!!!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 7:36:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 7:37:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.



you say that like it's a bad thing



And that is correct. I can't wait till my little one comes up to me with something like that
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 8:00:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
well done Wedge!



Thanks Hokie.

You really threw me a curve with the Asian Massage Girl. I am still not quite sure on her exact position on the whore-ness scale. She does not take her close off so that would move her below stripper, but she touches dick for a living so that might move her above stripper.

Rating Whore's is hard...



No matter where she falls on the "whore-ness scale" you can be sure that...



ITS A TRAP!!!


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