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Posted: 7/25/2013 8:28:22 AM EST
I'm not a chili eater, with or without beans, so I have never taken a side in the great ARFCOM Chili Civil War.

Well my sammich maker brought chili over and it has no meat... That's right, no fucking meat... It has tofu AND beans. In other words its beans and more beans in hot sauce with some peppers! What is this travesty?



And since people will have two obvious questions, answered in the same way... Here she is and this is why I keep her around.



What say you ARFCOM, is this chili?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:29:27 AM EST
Sammich maker a vegetarian?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:29:41 AM EST
Tofu?

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:29:45 AM EST
3 bans and locked
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:30:41 AM EST
If sammich maker says it is chili, it is chili in the context of discussions with sammich maker.

Here on Arfcom that is an abomination that should never be discussed again and cannot be referred to as chili.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:30:59 AM EST
Chili tofu blah blah blah who cares sammich maker is hot.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:32:06 AM EST
Make her eat it first and if she lives, maybe........
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:33:00 AM EST
WTF?? No meat!

However given Hiram's tales of previous sammich makers I am unsure of my decision.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:33:42 AM EST
Who gives a shit about the chili. Thread needs more pics of sammich maker.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:33:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By dfk70:
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No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:36:05 AM EST
WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS THAT SHIT!?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:36:23 AM EST
It's bean stew. The only way that's chili is if it's misspelled and in the freezer.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:39:28 AM EST
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Originally Posted By denverdan:
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This!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:40:35 AM EST
meh vegetarian bean stew is kinda tasty.

sammich maker looks as though she could kill with those hands bare....


eat the chili and pleasure her in whatever manner she deems necessary.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:40:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By denverdan:
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This.


I'd eat her chili.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:41:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By denverdan:
Chili tofu blah blah blah who cares sammich maker is hot.
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THIS, however if my sammich maker ever even presented said abortion to me I would eat it and then punish her in bed later in the evening.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:43:33 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:


No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By dfk70:
Sammich maker a vegetarian?


No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.


Then have her make it with ground turkey. It's actually pretty good that way.

Chili with no animal whatsoever isn't chili.
It's ................. .............. well it's not chili.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:45:48 AM EST
Beans, soy or otherwise, do NOT belong in chili. And I like tofu, see my Great Smoked Tofu Experiment
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:46:42 AM EST
nice chili FLAVORED bowl of something...

she needs to eat a sammich once in a while with extra butter and cheese...

HOT leather dress...



looking at the picture of vegetable soup,, I have to ask, why is she feeding you from the DOGS bowl?
I mean the black leather dress..throw in some handcuffs and some leather stapping and OP may well be
unhappy some Saturday night..just sayin..first you eat from a dog bowl, next there could be pegging in ones future





chef
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:48:13 AM EST
Tofu and beans is probably why she has the figure she does. Enjoy it, and toss the chili.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:49:13 AM EST
Dude more animals were harmed in the making of her dress than that chili-esque monstrosity.......eat HER
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:49:20 AM EST
That bowl of shit looks like it came out of my ass!!!!! Wife GTG Bro.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:49:30 AM EST
im hungry...who cares..I will eat it
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:49:58 AM EST
That's not chili.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:51:06 AM EST
My sammich maker... Back off
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:51:08 AM EST
That kind of shit just pisses me off right there. WTF is wrong with America!!!
Her hotness does not exempt her from a kick in the ass for even knowing how to put that shit in a bowel and mention the word Chili.
Her hotness would allow for forgiveness, but she'd have to be on probation for a while.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:51:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:


No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By dfk70:
Sammich maker a vegetarian?


No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.


Ever heard of turkey chili??
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:51:51 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Blitzkreig:
Dude more animals were harmed in the making of her dress than that chili-esque monstrosity.......eat HER
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If you insist
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:52:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Jeep903:
That kind of shit just pisses me off right there. WTF is wrong with America!!!
Her hotness does not exempt her from a kick in the ass for even knowing how to put that shit in a bowel and mention the word Chili.
Her hotness would allow for forgiveness, but she'd have to be on probation for a while.

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Sometimes...misspelled words are hilarious.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:53:30 AM EST
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Originally Posted By denverdan:
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Right, just shut up and eat your damn tofu soup and smile.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:54:23 AM EST
She can bring a bowl of anything she wants.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:54:32 AM EST
I would try it before rendering a decision.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:55:41 AM EST
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Originally Posted By robplumm:

Sometimes...misspelled words are hilarious.
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Originally Posted By robplumm:
Originally Posted By Jeep903:
That kind of shit just pisses me off right there. WTF is wrong with America!!!
Her hotness does not exempt her from a kick in the ass for even knowing how to put that shit in a bowel and mention the word Chili.
Her hotness would allow for forgiveness, but she'd have to be on probation for a while.


Sometimes...misspelled words are hilarious.

Debating whether to say I meant it, or call IPhone spell check. A bowl of that would not last in a bowel for long.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:55:49 AM EST
That bowl of veggie soup is a cry for help. Your sammich maker is obviously undernourished and is trying to get your attention.

Give that woman a steak and a baked potato and don't let her leave until she eats every last bite.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:56:37 AM EST
that's not chili....

that's hippy stew
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:57:21 AM EST
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if there was any rendering done, there'd be meat in that soup..
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 8:58:39 AM EST
be a man, eat your tofu meatless chili. tell her it was wonderful and then make passionate love to her.....
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:00:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TexasOutdoorsman:
that's not chili....

that's hippy stew
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At least if it was hippy stew it'd have some long pig in it...
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:00:20 AM EST
Thats slop and she is hot so you win either way
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:01:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TEXASROOTERSBROTHER:
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Agreed on all counts good sir.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:02:23 AM EST
Fuck no. That looks like pig slop.. Bonus points for the hot wife.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:03:03 AM EST
I was raised up to eat what is put in front of me or go without. I would be good with that.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:03:09 AM EST
Looks like someone shit in a bowl and then you took a picture of it.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:03:50 AM EST
THAT..............is just not right.

I mean her chili (or whatever it is).

Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:05:11 AM EST
my sandwich maker know im a general on the bean side of the civil war and would
not consider making such a travesty of a dish


that being said tell her thank you then ask her what else she does with leather

for the eject comments i respond with this
a friend told me at a ham radio class his wife was giving him shit for taking the class because
"why do you need that, the cell towers will never go down"
to this date that is the stupidest thing i can think of
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:07:04 AM EST
Even if it had meat it would be nothing more than taco/burrito filling unless cubed meat were used instead of ground meat.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:07:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 9:09:11 AM EST by TaterSalad]
Whistle berry soup /=/ Chili

This fact is true in any State.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:09:05 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 45ProCarry:
Fuck no. That looks like pig slop.. Bonus points for the hot wife.
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We are not married
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:11:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 9:12:50 AM EST by Ehaban]
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Originally Posted By Kopterdoctor:
WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS THAT SHIT!?
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Looks like a bowl of dog shit.

ETA: Looks more like a bowl of dog shit that was puked up by a dog.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:13:08 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:


If you insist
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By Blitzkreig:
Dude more animals were harmed in the making of her dress than that chili-esque monstrosity.......eat HER


If you insist


Oh but, you must
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 9:13:47 AM EST
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