My Sammich Maker Divides By Zero... Chili Debate to Make Texans Heads EXPLODE

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Posted: 7/25/2013 9:28:22 AM EDT

I'm not a chili eater, with or without beans, so I have never taken a side in the great ARFCOM Chili Civil War.

Well my sammich maker brought chili over and it has no meat... That's right, no fucking meat... It has tofu AND beans. In other words its beans and more beans in hot sauce with some peppers! What is this travesty?

And since people will have two obvious questions, answered in the same way... Here she is and this is why I keep her around.

What say you ARFCOM, is this chili?

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:29:27 AM EDT

[#1]

Sammich maker a vegetarian?

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:29:41 AM EDT

[#2]

Tofu?

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:29:45 AM EDT

[#3]

3 bans and locked

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:30:41 AM EDT

[#4]

If sammich maker says it is chili, it is chili in the context of discussions with sammich maker.

Here on Arfcom that is an abomination that should never be discussed again and cannot be referred to as chili.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:30:59 AM EDT

[#5]

Chili tofu blah blah blah who cares sammich maker is hot.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:32:06 AM EDT

[#6]

Make her eat it first and if she lives, maybe........

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:33:00 AM EDT

[#7]

WTF?? No meat!

However given Hiram's tales of previous sammich makers I am unsure of my decision.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:33:42 AM EDT

[#8]

Who gives a shit about the chili. Thread needs more pics of sammich maker.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:33:46 AM EDT

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No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:36:05 AM EDT

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WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS THAT SHIT!?

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:36:23 AM EDT

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It's bean stew. The only way that's chili is if it's misspelled and in the freezer.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:39:28 AM EDT

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This!

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:40:35 AM EDT

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meh vegetarian bean stew is kinda tasty.

sammich maker looks as though she could kill with those hands bare....

eat the chili and pleasure her in whatever manner she deems necessary.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:40:58 AM EDT

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This.

I'd eat her chili.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:41:06 AM EDT

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THIS, however if my sammich maker ever even presented said abortion to me I would eat it and then punish her in bed later in the evening.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:43:33 AM EDT

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No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.

Then have her make it with ground turkey. It's actually pretty good that way.

Chili with no animal whatsoever isn't chili.
It's .................

.............. well it's not chili.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:45:48 AM EDT

[#17]

Beans, soy or otherwise, do NOT belong in chili. And I like tofu, see my Great Smoked Tofu Experiment

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:46:42 AM EDT

[#18]

nice chili FLAVORED bowl of something...

she needs to eat a sammich once in a while with extra butter and cheese...

HOT leather dress...

looking at the picture of vegetable soup,, I have to ask, why is she feeding you from the DOGS bowl?
I mean the black leather dress..throw in some handcuffs and some leather stapping and OP may well be
unhappy some Saturday night..

just sayin..first you eat from a dog bowl, next there could be pegging in ones future

chef

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:48:13 AM EDT

[#19]

Tofu and beans is probably why she has the figure she does. Enjoy it, and toss the chili.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:49:13 AM EDT

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Dude more animals were harmed in the making of her dress than that chili-esque monstrosity.......eat HER

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:49:20 AM EDT

[#21]

That bowl of shit looks like it came out of my ass!!!!! Wife GTG Bro.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:49:30 AM EDT

[#22]

im hungry...who cares..I will eat it

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:49:58 AM EDT

[#23]

That's not chili.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:51:06 AM EDT

[#24]

My sammich maker... Back off

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:51:08 AM EDT

[#25]

That kind of shit just pisses me off right there. WTF is wrong with America!!!
Her hotness does not exempt her from a kick in the ass for even knowing how to put that shit in a bowel and mention the word Chili.
Her hotness would allow for forgiveness, but she'd have to be on probation for a while.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:51:43 AM EDT

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No, but she avoids red meat. Chicken, fish, turkey, and occasional pork.

Ever heard of turkey chili??

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:51:51 AM EDT

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If you insist

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:52:46 AM EDT

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That kind of shit just pisses me off right there. WTF is wrong with America!!!

Her hotness does not exempt her from a kick in the ass for even knowing how to put that shit in a bowel and mention the word Chili.

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Sometimes...misspelled words are hilarious.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:53:30 AM EDT

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Right, just shut up and eat your damn tofu soup and smile.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:54:23 AM EDT

[#30]

She can bring a bowl of anything she wants.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:54:32 AM EDT

[#31]

I would try it before rendering a decision.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:55:41 AM EDT

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That kind of shit just pisses me off right there. WTF is wrong with America!!!
Her hotness does not exempt her from a kick in the ass for even knowing how to put that shit in a bowel and mention the word Chili.
Her hotness would allow for forgiveness, but she'd have to be on probation for a while.

Sometimes...misspelled words are hilarious.

Debating whether to say I meant it, or call IPhone spell check. A bowl of that would not last in a bowel for long.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:55:49 AM EDT

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That bowl of veggie soup is a cry for help. Your sammich maker is obviously undernourished and is trying to get your attention.

Give that woman a steak and a baked potato and don't let her leave until she eats every last bite.

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:56:37 AM EDT

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that's not chili....

that's hippy stew

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:57:21 AM EDT

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if there was any rendering done, there'd be meat in that soup..

Posted: 7/25/2013 9:58:39 AM EDT

[#36]

be a man, eat your tofu meatless chili. tell her it was wonderful and then make passionate love to her.....

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:00:04 AM EDT

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At least if it was hippy stew it'd have some long pig in it...

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:00:20 AM EDT

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Thats slop and she is hot so you win either way

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:01:49 AM EDT

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Agreed on all counts good sir.

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:02:23 AM EDT

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Fuck no. That looks like pig slop.

. Bonus points for the hot wife.

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:03:03 AM EDT

[#41]

I was raised up to eat what is put in front of me or go without. I would be good with that.

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:03:09 AM EDT

[#42]

Looks like someone shit in a bowl and then you took a picture of it.

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:03:50 AM EDT

[#43]

THAT..............is just not right.

I mean her chili (or whatever it is).

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:05:11 AM EDT

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my sandwich maker know im a general on the bean side of the civil war and would

not consider making such a travesty of a dish

that being said tell her thank you then ask her what else she does with leather

for the eject comments i respond with this

a friend told me at a ham radio class his wife was giving him shit for taking the class because

"why do you need that, the cell towers will never go down"

to this date that is the stupidest thing i can think of

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:07:04 AM EDT

[#45]

Even if it had meat it would be nothing more than taco/burrito filling unless cubed meat were used instead of ground meat.

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:07:55 AM EDT

[#46]

Whistle berry soup /=/ Chili

This fact is true in any State.

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:09:05 AM EDT

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We are not married

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:11:02 AM EDT

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Looks like a bowl of dog shit.

ETA: Looks more like a bowl of dog shit that was puked up by a dog.

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:13:08 AM EDT

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Oh but, you must

Posted: 7/25/2013 10:13:47 AM EDT

[#50]

The chili is a lie!

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