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This crap is pissing me off!!
Last year I back surgery (double level fussion). Yesterday I spent all day in the hospitol because my left nut, and the area above it, was so swollen my Doc thought I had a hernia that was about to explode. Ends up it isn't a hernia, but they aren't quite sure what the hell it is! My left nut is twice the size as normal with way more viens down there than normal. I have a 4" area by the groin that is very swollen and tender, and it is very uncofortable to stand or walk at times. I can't even [i]think[/i] about getting a hard-on much less have sex. This sucks!!! What the hell is the matter with my damn nuts?? Do I need Neuticals?? Sgtar15 |
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Hmmm,
Sounds like you might need to visit your local home improvment store and check out some wheelbarrows! |
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Normally I wouldn't do this but...
Please don't post any pictures. |
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Ouch! My brother has had problems with one of his testicles. A lot of similiar symptoms to yours. Turns out it was an infection and a course of antibiotics took care of it.
Hope it clears up for you. Hey, wait a minute, I just remembered another late night thread of yours. Heal thyself, Oh Mighty One![}:D] |
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I'm serious folks!! I can't even think about wearing a pair of tight pants.
My left sack is full of viens that don't belong there...what the hell am I going to do?? Sgtar15 |
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I would recommend an anaesthetic-free biopsy be performed on said nut.
From the sound of the adjacent inflamed area, it is most likely a swollen lymph node and your nut is either infected or has C. |
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Forty men with pick and shovel, if that don't work we'll blast.
That's how they were gonna take care of Shemp's vein. |
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Quoted: Ouch! My brother has had problems with one of his testicles. A lot of similiar symptoms to yours. Turns out it was an infection and a course of antibiotics took care of it. Hope it clears up for you. View Quote I am currently on vicodin (pain),Cipro(infection), and Naprosyn(infection)....crap don't seem to be working yet[:(] Sgtar15 |
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I think your gona need this site: [url]http://www.silimed.com/product_carving_block.html[/url]
[img]http://www.silimed.com/images/product_carving_block_small.jpg[/img] |
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... Oh yeah, if my nuts were swollen without a smile on my face this is the first place I'd check for sound medical advice[;)]
... see a doctor! |
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Did they check to see if it is twisted? I believe it is called testicle torsion - something similar to that. It is very serious if left unattended.
They can check for infection with an ultrasound, but it is hard to do. |
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Quoted: ... see a doctor! View Quote Ummmmmm, yesterday I spent all day in the Hospitol. I aint looking for advice I am just venting. I am supposted to be finding a job but how the hell can I work like this?? They did CT scans, and Ultra sound test on my testicles, I will be going in for more test on Tuedays. The damn things just hurt!! And I wanted to go shooting this weekend[:(} Sgtar15 |
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Man,
I hate to say this, but MY nuts are starting to hurt just reading this thread. Good luck on your problem, brother. -legrue |
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Quoted: Ouch! My brother has had problems with one of his testicles. A lot of similiar symptoms to yours. Turns out it was an infection and a course of antibiotics took care of it. Hope it clears up for you. Hey, wait a minute, I just remembered another late night thread of yours. Heal thyself, Oh Mighty One![}:D] View Quote Yep, sounds like Epididimitis (sp). God Bless Texas |
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Swollen testicles is no laughing matter pal. [b]Time to get some serious medical help!!![/b]
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Dang, I thought I was having a bad day yesterday getting "fixed". I have a bag'o frozen peas and a couple Darvacets.
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this sounds like the same thing i had about a year ago. ended up being from a cold i had and the infection just happened to settle there. antibiotics took care of it in a few days. doctor thought it was under torsion and might have to lop one off so to be sure i got sent for an ultrasound. nurse who did it was ok looking but as she applied the lotion to the boys and rubbed them for twenty minutes she got better and better looking. by the end i wanted to marry her. seriously, good luck. it is a pain in the balls, no pun intended.
-jay |
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strangled epiditimus.
my room mate in college had a congenital condition in which the epiditimus was tied in a loose knot....untill the evening he delivered a flying karate type kick to a wall mounted pay phone. the effort was just what it took to pull the knot in the epiditimus tight and strangle the testicle. by 4 am we had him loaded up and headed for the emergency room with nut swollen to the size of a baseball. they did emergency surgury and removed the testicle. later, he went on to father two children. |
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Oh lord...I can feel ur pain but please don't share anymore details on this subject. This hurts way too much.
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Ultra-sound should have ID'd the problem. Did they mention the chance it was a Hydrocele? Basically, it's "water on the nut". I had one some years back, nut swelled to the size of a grape fruit. Not really painful though, just uncomfortable. Someone already mentioned the big C, if caught early you'll be ok, ultra-sound should pick that up too. If they have you on anti-biotics, sounds like they think it's an infection. You should see some relief in a day or two if that's the case. You don't mention if the doc was a Urologist. I hope he is. Good luck......
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And I thought I was gonna read about a case of blue balls. [;)] Hope it's nothing serious. See a doc, for heaven's sake.
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sgtar,
i had a couple of heart stents installed a couple months back & i got a horrible infection from the cath. they inserted in my...., well you know where !! & i got an infection in my leftie also, swelled up three tymes normal size..., Cipro was the med my doc prescribed, two a day for 21 days..........., it's gone now but over a month of ball bustin hurt is somthyng i'll never forget........ |
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Quoted: The effort was just what it took to pull the knot in the epiditimus tight and strangle the testicle. By 4 AM we had him loaded up and headed for the emergency room with nut swollen to the size of a baseball. View Quote I cringe just reading that part. |
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These cats be laughing their collective asses off. And wonder when they can play "bat-a-balls..."?
[img]http://www.rpi.edu/~finkej/Cats.jpg[/img] |
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It's still growing[:(] I couldn't sleep all night because my thighs would pinch the damn nuts!!
This really, really, really sucks!!!! Sgtar15 |
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I gots bad visuals man, bad visuals.. Thanks for sharing..[puke]
-T. |
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Quoted: This really, really, really sucks!!!! Sgtar15 View Quote This reminds me--the only time I've ever heard of this before, it was quickly cured via the "hummer method." Worth a try. I've heard it works on the common cold, headaches, neuralgia, leg cramps, ingrown toenails, fevers, and varicose veins too. Definitely worth a try. |
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Quoted: My left sack is full of viens that don't belong there...what the hell am I going to do?? Sgtar15 View Quote Drain the main vein. Better yet, go to a hospital and have a hottie nurse "drain" it for you. [bounce] |
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Quoted: My left nut is twice the size as normal with way more viens down there than normal. View Quote I've got the same "problem" except it is in both nuts and the sausage, and it doesn't hurt, and normal is defined as "average". |
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Quoted: I'm serious folks!! I can't even think about wearing a pair of tight pants. My left sack is full of viens that don't belong there...what the hell am I going to do?? Sgtar15 View Quote Um, you wear TIGHT pants? Is it possible Sgtar is really John Travolta?? |
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Sgtar15, I do hope you realize that once you are feeling better, we will NEVER let you live this one down...[:D]
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I tend to get pain in my testicles when I have a kidney stone traveling thru my system...
Hot baths and wearing of athletic supporter to keep the balls out from between the legs when sleeping assisted in gettng some sleep ... Ted... |
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Quoted: It's still growing[:(] I couldn't sleep all night because my thighs would pinch the damn nuts!! This really, really, really sucks!!!! View Quote I've seen this before - it's caused by a blockage in the vas defrens due to an unconscience repression of homosexual tendencies. All you have to do is give in to your gay urges and you'll be cured!! |
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Gentlemen,
This is clearly just another example of what happens when you don't perform proper ball maintenance. I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you" |
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[purple][b][size=6]GREAT NEWS!!![/b][/size=6][/purple]
I talked to the Doc today and he told me it is [b]Inflammatory Vascular Hydrocele[/b]. Which means I have an infection in the veins of my balls. It also means that it isn't cancer and they aren't going to explode....YEAH!!!! It will take pills and time to get better but at least I ain't going to loss one and I don't have to be cut open, just lots of bed rest with very little activity. What a huge relief...just goes to show that I under appreciated my nad's until I thought I was going to lose them. With in a couple of weeks I should be able to perform my husbandly duties[:D]. I can't wait.....wife promised me a night worth waiting for[:D] Sgtar15 |
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sgtar15 , I've the suspicious feeling you've been yanking our chain the whole time .
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Quoted: sgtar15 , I've the suspicious feeling you've been yanking our chain the whole time . View Quote Trust me...I don't joke about my health. If y7ou still don't believe me I may have to post pics. But that would probably violate Board conduct rules even though it is a medical nature. Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: Quoted: sgtar15 , I've the suspicious feeling you've been yanking our chain the whole time . View Quote Trust me...I don't joke about my health. If y7ou still don't believe me I may have to post pics. But that would probably violate Board conduct rules even though it is a medical nature. Sgtar15 View Quote Please, please for God's sake DON'T POST PICTURES!!!! |
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How did you get that infection?
You aren't the guy who stapled his nut sack to his leg on the Howard Stern show a few weeks ago? Are you? |
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Quoted: ...I can feel ur pain ... View Quote ... Well, if you insist, but you should wash your hands afterwords [;)][;)][;)] |
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Quoted: Quoted: ...I can feel ur pain ... View Quote ... Well, if you insist, but you should wash your hands afterwords [;)][;)][;)] View Quote You sick bastards |
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Quoted: Man, I hate to say this, but MY nuts are starting to hurt just reading this thread. Good luck on your problem, brother. -legrue View Quote Ditto. I get a tingle down there everytime I hear about wounded nuts. Spider sense maybe? |
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Good God man, I'm glad to hear that your boys will be alright. Sounds horrible.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: sgtar15 , I've the suspicious feeling you've been yanking our chain the whole time . View Quote Trust me...I don't joke about my health. If y7ou still don't believe me I may have to post pics. But that would probably violate Board conduct rules even though it is a medical nature. Sgtar15 View Quote Please, please for God's sake DON'T POST PICTURES!!!! View Quote Eww [puke], OK I give , I apologize , for the love of god DO NOT post pictures !!! |
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Quoted: I talked to the Doc today and he told me it is [b]Inflammatory Vascular Hydrocele[/b]. Which means I have an infection in the veins of my balls. It also means that it isn't cancer and they aren't going to explode Sgtar15 View Quote Don't laugh, guys, cause this is not a laughing matter. Some problems with your package can be [b] life threatening [/b]. Sarge, make sure your MD has a correct diagnosis. If your not certain, see a competent urologist immediately. |
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I know of at least five other guys, with nothing in common, who starting having nut pain in the last month. Could there be something going around?
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Quoted: My left nut is twice the size as normal with way more viens down there than normal. I have a 4" area by the groin that is very swollen and tender, and it is very uncofortable to stand or walk at times. [...] I am supposted to be finding a job but how the hell can I work like this?? Sgtar15 View Quote Hmmm. If I found myself in this pickle, I would call the Discover Channel and see if they would pay me to allow them to do a special program on my swollen jewel. Just a thought... -kill-9 (I'm glad to hear that you'll be fine) |
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