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I'm sorry. I have to call BS on this one. The story was good, but you made two fatal errors that anyone with a lick of sense would see...That Ninja was just in a good mood and didn't flip out and destroy the Mall. [whacko][soapbox][whacko]
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Yeah, and if you don't believe him, just ask Mark.
Remember the Facts!:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people
Check out this awesome, totally true testimonial!
[i]Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)[/i]
Now if that's not proof, I don't know what is![%|]