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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/22/2005 6:47:02 PM EDT
This is a new housing development, he has plenty of parking in front of his house, but he likes to park across the street blocking my spaces up. One day he thought people parking on his side of the street where my friends, so he decided to park his Lexus in front of my mailbox, needless to say I didn't get my mail for the day. How do I get this POS back? He's an old retired fart that was head of security for a VIP, got fired and ex-military (big ego, small penis type of asshole)

I confronted him last month and he stopped, that worked for about 1 month, now he is back at it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:48:11 PM EDT
Pepperspray his doorhandles
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:50:19 PM EDT
Call the police and tell them someone abandoned a vehicle in front of your home... It has been in that spot for DAYS ON END!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:50:23 PM EDT
Pepperspray his doorhandles

Me like!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:51:57 PM EDT
I came close, but I adjusted my sprinklers to spray towards his partially opened windows. Actually, it's funny but not one neighbor likes him, all talk he is...
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:52:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TZLVredmist:
Call the police and tell them someone abandoned a vehicle in front of your home... It has been in that spot for DAYS ON END!!



There ya go. Have it towed. He will go apeshit over that!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:52:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 6:53:16 PM EDT by CSM]
Have him towed 1/4mi down the road, Park in front of his mailbox, etc.

funny story: I know somebody, who owned a junkyard, with some homies down the street stealing parts. They were stealing good stuff too, like 427 heads, dana 60s and stuff. The PD did nothing about it, so one saturday night, he crept his wrecker into their driveway, borrowed their precious HotRod, crushed it, and put it back in their driveway. They never woke up till morning, and he never had any more parts stolen.

What an Owned Pic that would have been.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:52:52 PM EDT
- 4 pound sledgehammer: $15
- Street Legal 1974 Plymouth Duster which needs more dents: $500
- Getting even with the parking nazi: Priceless
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:52:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zipper:
Pepperspray his doorhandles



Every night, pour about two tablespoons of transmission fluid under his car. It'll drive him nuts trying to find the "leak". Quote some Castro or Lennin to him in every conversation
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:53:03 PM EDT
Matthew 18. 1. Man to Man, Face to Face. If that doesn't work, 2. man to man, face to face with another neighbor as a neutral witness.

Looks like you tried the first option already. Maybe it's time for route 2.

Even for non-bible types, there is alot of wisdom in Matthew 18. Kinda like The Art of War.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:53:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
I came close, but I adjusted my sprinklers to spray towards his partially opened windows. Actually, it's funny but not one neighbor likes him, all talk he is...



Partially open windows, Damn dude use a whole can of pepperspray in there


I would pay to watch this
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:54:42 PM EDT
I would just ask him again nicely to stop paking on your property.

If that fails simply return his inconsiderate actions in kind and park your car in front of his house and see how he likes it. Hopefully he'll get the hint stop doing it...
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:54:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zipper:
Pepperspray his doorhandles toilet paper

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:56:47 PM EDT
Got a friend with a really shitty looking car? Have them park in front of the assholes house every day.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:57:36 PM EDT
Just tell him there's a problem and he needs to move his shit.

If I'm doing something to piss someone off, then maybe, just maybe, if they come up and talk to me about it like grownups, it'll get taken care of with no difficulty.

If he just acts like an ass, THEN it's on!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:58:38 PM EDT
Target practice,show him you know how to use your AR15
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:59:35 PM EDT
Is he an Illinois nazi?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:00:09 PM EDT
Whatever you do, it sounds like he'll know it's you. I'd just ask him again, and if he continues, when he parks in front of your mailbox... have it towed.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:00:29 PM EDT
Neither one of you own a driveway?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:00:37 PM EDT
this guy is looney, he freaks out if anyone parks infront of his house or steps on his brown grass, he yelled once at my cleaning lady when I first moved in last month and she accidently parked on his side.

BTW, my other neighbor next door to me agreed to park his SUV in front of his Lexus, about 1 foot space and I blocked him in from the back, yes it is childish, but fuck him.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:02:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 7:08:20 PM EDT by GimpyPaw]
If he parks in front of your mailbox, call the Post Office.

Buy some old POS junker that runs AND leaks oil. Start parking it in front of his house. Move it daily so that he can't claim it's abandoned.

Um, who put those nails in the road/under his tires?

Go collect some dead skunk carcass off the road and leave it under/on/infront of his car.

btw: 1 bottle Hydrogen Peroxide, 1/2 cup baking soda, 2 TBS liquid dishwashing soap. Mix and wash with this to remove skunk odor.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:02:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:
Neither one of you own a driveway?



it's carriage homes, the driveways are at the back with private entrances
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:02:42 PM EDT
Have two cars you could use to box the effer in?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:27:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By purplecheese:
Is he an Illinois nazi?



That's Illinazi to you!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:41:54 PM EDT
Take a shit on his car. Defecating on something is the universal way to show your disregard for it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 7:50:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 7:50:41 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
4.) Posting comments in support of illegal activities
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