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Posted: 5/29/2001 10:50:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 11:03:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2001 11:01:34 AM EDT by Chaingun]
[b]Next time fill the envelope with DIRT[/b] Pack the envelope full of dirt, and add some clear tape for support so it won't tear diring transport.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 11:07:42 AM EDT
i have heard of some people taping the reply to a brick
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 11:16:39 AM EDT
Eat a huge bowl of chile... let simmer... run to the toilet... Wipe your ass with their reply card, and mail it back to those child molester defending bastards.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 11:22:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2001 11:22:47 AM EDT by platform389]
"Pack the envelope full of dirt, and add some clear tape for support so it won't tear diring transport." No, no... Overthickness letters will only be destroyed in processing. See it every night. Even if it only jams the machine, it will be removed with pliers, which will severely damage it. The operator, who is on production, will not give it "tender,loving,care". "Wipe your ass with their reply card," Then sit down, and wait for the Postal Inspectors to knock on your door for a discussion.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 2:01:27 PM EDT
Perhaps it would be best to securely attach it to a cinder block..
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 2:51:42 PM EDT
I would send them a nice box full of Bullshit. You can get some at your local dairy. Send them back the same thing they sent you.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 2:56:10 PM EDT
In Canada the Coalition for gun control sent out similar requests for funds.... One guy in Edmonton...taped his reply envelope to a Chevy Engine Block and sent it in!!! Others taped them to phone books! Gotta love it!
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 3:17:42 PM EDT
My letters to the aclu are as follows--letter-F,letter-U,letter-C,letter-K...OFF DIE AND ROT!!!!! 51 out... [-!-]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:55:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2001 5:54:49 PM EDT by RBAD]
You guys are all minor league ! [:D] 1. Get a condom and fill it with jergens lotion. 2. Place it inside the envelope so that it will open up and leak out once the envelope is opened. 3. Insert a note indicating that you are HIV+ and ask them to support the "gay cause" and thank them for their assistance in helping NAMBLA. 4. Do NOT forget to use Sarah Brady's home address as the return address. (the above techniques work well with MMM letters too !)
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