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Posted: 10/28/2004 8:36:23 PM EST
I come home to find my Bush yard signs taken and I'm pretty sure its some of these liberal pukes in my neighborhood. Kerry signs seem fine but the Bush ones are gone.

So here's what I'll do: Restrict my Halloween candy. If you're a liberal knocking on my door, you get NADA.

If liberals can't be neighborly with me, I won't open my wallet to them.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:37:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 8:37:47 PM EST by EternallyIndebted]
And how do you discern Liberal from Conservative? The fucks all look the same all dressed up.


Hint: However, if it was me, I'd single out the ones with the limp-wristed, air of superiority, and frail physical attributes as the liberals
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:38:09 PM EST
Damn I was going to go as a hippy, time to change my outfit.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:42:22 PM EST
First off, if you appear to be over the age of 12, you dont get shit!

The candy is for the little kids, and if you are going to punish the little kids because their parents are fuck up's than that is your deal.

I love to hand out the halloween candy, I make a big deal out of it, and it also keeps the assmunch older kids in check...
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:48:54 PM EST
Just ask. "Are mommy and daddy going to vote for Kerry or Bush?"
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:50:47 PM EST
No candy coated Habenaro peppers?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:12:10 PM EST
it's for the freakin kids for christ sake. I understand your anger but make it a good time for the kids.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:23:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:56:11 PM EST
dude, thats discrimination!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:56:55 PM EST
how about you give kerry fans a swift kick in the A, while you are at it?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 10:08:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By 762mmMAN:
I come home to find my Bush yard signs taken and I'm pretty sure its some of these liberal pukes in my neighborhood. Kerry signs seem fine but the Bush ones are gone.

So here's what I'll do: Restrict my Halloween candy. If you're a liberal knocking on my door, you get NADA.

If liberals can't be neighborly with me, I won't open my wallet to them.



Dude, its KIDS for chrissake. Don't give their parents any candy. This is gonna help these kids grow up right?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 10:09:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By DocBrooks:
it's for the freakin kids for christ sake. I understand your anger but make it a good time for the kids.



Hey, life is hard.
They might as well learn sooner than later.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 10:33:59 PM EST
Son if you do that then all I can say is you sir are an asshat of the third degree.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 11:39:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lockem:
Son if you do that then all I can say is you sir are an asshat of the third degree.



What will you say next, "Do it for the CHILDREN"?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 11:44:33 PM EST
I noticed Bush signs start to go missing in my neighborhood too.

I was going to put one up at my other house which is on the market, but I dont want to alienate any potential buyers. If they have a Kerry/Edwards sticker n their car, I wont come down as much on the price.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 12:18:42 AM EST
I won't give candy to liberals either.

And anyone coming to your door looking for a handout must be a liberal.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 12:33:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By jackinthebox:
I won't give candy to liberals either.

And anyone coming to your door looking for a handout must be a liberal.



Lol, thats a good one.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 12:38:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By DocBrooks:
it's for the freakin kids for christ sake. I understand your anger but make it a good time for the kids.



Hey, life is hard.
They might as well learn sooner than later.



And what exactly is it that they will learn? The only lesson your teaching is that Republicans are assholes.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:33:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By R-32:
First off, if you appear to be over the age of 12, you dont get shit get bullion cubes and soy sauce packets!



Fixed it for ya.

Candy is for kids. Teenagers can go make soup.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 9:58:20 AM EST
I figure if the parents try to give me grief about it, I'll just tell them I can't afford to give everyone because the economy is so bad BECAUSE OF BUSH.

Let them choke on all their bullshit policies. Think of it, if things were so bad economically, no one would have any candy to give away.

Maybe I should give out apple cores to make the liberals' doom and gloom more realistic.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:05:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By 762mmMAN:
I figure if the parents try to give me grief about it, I'll just tell them I can't afford to give everyone because the economy is so bad BECAUSE OF BUSH.

Let them choke on all their bullshit policies. Think of it, if things were so bad economically, no one would have any candy to give away.

Maybe I should give out apple cores to make the liberals' doom and gloom more realistic.



All you'll accomplish by withholding halloween candy from little kids is making yourself look like an ass.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:07:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 10:10:49 AM EST by V-Rod]

Originally Posted By EternallyIndebted:
Hint: However, if it was me, I'd single out the ones with the limp-wristed, air of superiority, and frail physical attributes as the liberals



Thats how I pick them out, funny you said that
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:09:57 AM EST
Those little kids had better be quick on Halloween. As soon as the sun passes the halfway mark on the horizon, I'm going to start eating the candy. If they get there after I've eaten it all, too bad.

Kharn
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