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Posted: 4/20/2001 10:37:34 PM EST
Sorry for wasting bandwidth, but I had to share this short joke.

I have a good buddy a few states away who is ready to retire from the Navy after 20 years service.  He is a Nuclear Techician, who repairs power plants and has spent many moons in various subs.  Anyway.. we were chitchatting over the net about guns last night.  I told him about my latest purchase, and he promptly told me that his gun was bigger than my gun.  I replied that it isn't nearly as mobile as mine is.

He comes back with "It doesn't have to be.  All I need is to know what state you are in."

Checkmate.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2001 10:59:34 PM EST
[#1]
Hilarious!!
Link Posted: 4/21/2001 7:04:31 AM EST
[#2]
I still like my M16A4 with M203 (smirk) :)
Link Posted: 4/21/2001 10:02:48 AM EST
[#3]
cope: thats not fair, curise or icbm's dont count.
Link Posted: 4/21/2001 11:11:50 AM EST
[#4]
Glad your not close to AZ!

John[heavy]
Link Posted: 4/21/2001 11:29:57 AM EST
[#5]
An AR15 with a .22lr and blast reducer will win every time.
Link Posted: 4/21/2001 11:36:48 AM EST
[#6]
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io:
An AR15 with a .22lr and blast reducer will win every time.
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He would probably tell ya that you could run, but there is no way to hide from him.  Just a guess on that part.  Still funny when I consider that his statement is probably true.  I'll feel much safer once he retires.    
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