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Posted: 12/31/2005 6:12:52 PM EDT
Her, and my mother tried to bushwhack me by taking me to one of those places today for one. I absolutly did not want to do it, and she was really put out when I walked back out of the place.

It really hurt her feelings that I did not do it. She sencerely wanted to do that for me as I work on cars and my hands always look bad. I want no part of it though.

Should I do it, yea, or nay?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:14:11 PM EDT
[#1]
Let it be noted I voted NO.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:14:19 PM EDT
[#2]
I just bite mine until they are too short to bite.  Then I chew on the tips of my fingers.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:14:31 PM EDT
[#3]
To do so is teh ghey.

It's in The Code of Men
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:15:06 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
To do so is teh ghey.

It's in The Code of Men



To do so by your own choice is ghey.


If doing so leads to pie, then in certain circumstances it can be forgiven.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:16:09 PM EDT
[#5]
oh jesus no.

Not even for pie!!

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:16:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Do it... I have had one done once, and it really felt good afterwards. Your GF asks you to do something she likes, that way, you can ask her to do something you like.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:18:32 PM EDT
[#7]
It's O-tay ef yur ghey.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:18:46 PM EDT
[#8]
If you do it for her, it is fine.
I would caution you, however.
Don't let it be the start of a downhill slide.
"Honey! Let's re-decorate your apartment."
"Let's get you some nice clothes"
You get the picture.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:19:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Don't you have a pocket knife???


All a MAN needs is a pocket knife.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:20:29 PM EDT
[#10]

I work on cars and my hands always look bad


Part of being a fuckin' MAN.  She don't like it, she can go find some metrosexual or go lesbian.  BTW, GFL with the latter -- most are rugby-men.

My wife (who I treasure dearly) goes nucking futs horny when I have grease on my hands from working on a car.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:20:46 PM EDT
[#11]
No, hell no.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:21:02 PM EDT
[#12]
what is it going to hurt,after a hour at work you will never know it was ever done.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:24:28 PM EDT
[#13]
I voted no, but let me provide a caveat...if she needs some grooming of some sort, volunteer to do it for her, or when you and she are at the spa getting your nails done, tell her you'll wait for twenty minutes while she gets the "Brazillian."

Blake
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:25:52 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Her, and my mother tried to bushwhack me by taking me to one of those places today for one. I absolutly did not want to do it, and she was really put out when I walked back out of the place.

It really hurt her feelings that I did not do it. She sencerely wanted to do that for me as I work on cars and my hands always look bad. I want no part of it though.

Should I do it, yea, or nay?


Tell her it hurt your feelings that she even thought that that would be an acceptable idea.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:26:32 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
what is it going to hurt,after a hour at work you will never know it was ever done.



+1
I mean, do your hands look like SHIT?
I mean unpresentable, did that guy get roughed up by the mob, hands?
If yes, then yea, go in, let them clean your hands up.
So long as their is no nail polish along, what is wrong with getting your hands fixed up?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:33:15 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
To do so is teh ghey.

It's in The Code of Men



Tell that to some of the more well-groomed mob goombas.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:34:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:36:06 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
To do so is teh ghey.

It's in The Code of Men



Tell that to some of the more well-groomed mob goombas.





Thats the mob, its diffrent.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:37:24 PM EDT
[#19]
do it but only on the condition she gets a brazilian and her brown ring bleached
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:38:28 PM EDT
[#20]
Tell her if you were a fag you wouldn't even know her.

My wife would never ask me this,unless she meant it to be funny.

Guys who are that desperate for pie need to just go pay for it.

Don't friggin degrade yourself.

Compromise is one thing ,but playing homo to kiss ass is another.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:38:37 PM EDT
[#21]
hygeine is good

getting a disease from a dirty place is bad
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:45:12 PM EDT
[#22]
maybe she is trying to tell you she doesn't want your greasey under the nail hands around her pie!


Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:45:50 PM EDT
[#23]
(in a musical tone) Gayyyaa boy, oh, gayyaa boy!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:49:04 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
To do so is teh ghey.

It's in The Code of Men



To do so by your own choice is ghey.


If doing so leads to pie, then in certain circumstances it can be forgiven.





Agreed
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:49:17 PM EDT
[#25]

Tell her it hurt your feelings that she even thought that that would be an acceptable idea.



Tell her if you were a fag you wouldn't even know her.

My wife would never ask me this,unless she meant it to be funny.

Guys who are that desperate for pie need to just go pay for it.

Don't friggin degrade yourself.

Compromise is one thing ,but playing homo to kiss ass is another.



Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:53:41 PM EDT
[#26]
Are you going to watch chick flicks and have a good cry together too.






Or is this just going to turn into a weekly girls night out.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:55:04 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
I voted no, but let me provide a caveat...if she needs some grooming of some sort, volunteer to do it for her, or when you and she are at the spa getting your nails done, tell her you'll wait for twenty minutes while she gets the "Brazillian."

Blake


+1
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:03:33 PM EDT
[#28]
My wife ask me before we got married because of my hands being dirty from the coal fire powerr plant.  I said NO, just not something an old fashion man does.

Then I took better care of my hands so my GF won't feel either embarassed because I didn't take enough personal pride in our apprearance in public. Your apperance says something about her ability to choose a mate. Don't let it appear that she settles for a pigpen.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:04:45 PM EDT
[#29]
Politely decline and promise that if the appearance of your hands bothers her you'll start using lava soap on them.

Then remind her that you're not a metrosexual (unless you are).

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:07:04 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
My wife ask me before we got married because of my hands being dirty from the coal fire powerr plant.  I said NO, just not something an old fashion man does.

Then I took better care of my hands so my GF won't feel either embarassed because I didn't take enough personal pride in our apprearance in public. Your apperance says something about her ability to choose a mate. Don't let it appear that she settles for a pigpen.




Right now, they look about as good as it gets for the ordinary man, as I have not been to work in over a week.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:17:49 PM EDT
[#31]
My GF watched me vote "nay" and is forcing me to post that she thinks you should do it to make her happy.

ETA: Don't do it man!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:20:21 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
To do so is teh ghey.

It's in The Code of Men

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:22:54 PM EDT
[#33]
If you do this, she won't stop at a manicure. Might as well turn in your man card.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:32:18 PM EDT
[#34]
Is this a serious question??? Do you want to become her metrosexual whipping boy?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:36:25 PM EDT
[#35]
What results do you expect posting a question like this on a gun board?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:38:20 PM EDT
[#36]
It is understandable if you are any type of businessman.  That just ups the good, clean, neat appearance.

But you're a mechanic.  Your girlfriend is stupid for getting her feelings hurt over you not doing something you shouldn't anyway.  A manicure for a mechanic?  Are you shitting me?

ETA: Stick with Lava soap.  The end.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:51:44 PM EDT
[#37]
First your nails.  Then comes the tampons.  
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:23:59 PM EDT
[#38]
Hell no…

Except maybe for extraordinary sexual favors.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:07:10 PM EDT
[#39]
No manicure....

That said, at least keep you damn nails clean!  A pocket knife will do just fine, but clean them at least once a day - and while waiting in line with her at a check-out counter is a no-no!  

If you want to fell the pie, keep your nails clean!
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